# Your chances? Premise: 2032 C.E., post-defeat of Simon Phoenix, in Demo Man, Stallone, et al: **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 9, 2015, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-chances-premise-2032-c-e-post-defeat-of-simon-phoenix-in-demo-man-stallone-et-al/722065 "2015-06-09T15:28:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bobgnote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea666f/32.png) [@bobgnote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobgnote)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-chances-premise-2032-c-e-post-defeat-of-simon-phoenix-in-demo-man-stallone-et-al/722065/1 "2015-06-09T15:28:12Z")
Did you turn off your TV, or did you learn, to surf, wisely? Do you learn, then apply and re-try? ---
**Author:** ![yoyodyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a9a28c/32.png) [@yoyodyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyodyne)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-chances-premise-2032-c-e-post-defeat-of-simon-phoenix-in-demo-man-stallone-et-al/722065/2 "2015-06-09T17:49:20Z")
Dude, are you taking your meds? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-chances-premise-2032-c-e-post-defeat-of-simon-phoenix-in-demo-man-stallone-et-al/722065/3 "2015-06-09T18:14:28Z")
I think that much is obvious. Dosages, man. Dosages. ---
**Author:** ![blue\_infinity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_infinity/32/2817_2.png) [@blue\_infinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_infinity)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2015, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-chances-premise-2032-c-e-post-defeat-of-simon-phoenix-in-demo-man-stallone-et-al/722065/4 "2015-06-10T07:31:32Z")
I’m still trying to figure out the seashells. It’s not going well. ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2015, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-chances-premise-2032-c-e-post-defeat-of-simon-phoenix-in-demo-man-stallone-et-al/722065/5 "2015-06-10T21:51:39Z")
I actually have “three sea shells” in my bathroom. One or two of my guests have gotten the joke. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Understander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3da27b/32.png) [@The\_Understander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Understander)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-chances-premise-2032-c-e-post-defeat-of-simon-phoenix-in-demo-man-stallone-et-al/722065/6 "2015-06-11T13:36:47Z")
Crime is somehow eliminated save for petty thievery and tagging–magically negating a great deal of the dark side of human nature–and then the ethos of individual choice is introduced? My chances are better there than here! Sign me up. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-chances-premise-2032-c-e-post-defeat-of-simon-phoenix-in-demo-man-stallone-et-al/722065/7 "2015-06-11T14:16:11Z")
> [@yoyodyne](#): > > Dude, are you taking your meds? Well, something’s obviously enhancing his calm. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-chances-premise-2032-c-e-post-defeat-of-simon-phoenix-in-demo-man-stallone-et-al/722065/8 "2015-06-11T14:40:25Z")
mellow greetings, fellow citizen ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-chances-premise-2032-c-e-post-defeat-of-simon-phoenix-in-demo-man-stallone-et-al/722065/9 "2015-06-11T15:58:28Z")
> [@yoyodyne](#): > > Dude, are you taking your meds? Up the dosage! …and mimsy were the borogroves… ---
**Author:** ![oft\_wears\_hats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@oft\_wears\_hats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oft_wears_hats)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-chances-premise-2032-c-e-post-defeat-of-simon-phoenix-in-demo-man-stallone-et-al/722065/10 "2015-06-12T18:59:32Z")
Still trying to figure out the OP’s boggle. Someone FibOp me if he ever resonates some understanding. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-chances-premise-2032-c-e-post-defeat-of-simon-phoenix-in-demo-man-stallone-et-al/722065/11 "2015-06-12T22:26:05Z")
Look, Sandra Bullock’s Very cute _snerk_ laugh is distractingly funny, but somebody’s been leaning too close to the walls during Anti-Graffitti Activation Program day…