# Your conquest speech **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 24, 2008, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-conquest-speech/457565 "2008-07-24T00:35:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-conquest-speech/457565/21 "2008-07-25T17:50:10Z")
Okay, now what? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-conquest-speech/457565/22 "2008-07-25T17:53:26Z")
Brace y’self, Bridget! ---
**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-conquest-speech/457565/23 "2008-07-25T19:18:08Z")
Sorry, I had a flashback to the episode of “The Big Bang Theory” where the kid quotes a Superman Movie line: “Kneel before Zod!” ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-conquest-speech/457565/24 "2008-07-25T19:44:51Z")
I would rip off Kefka from FFVI. “Life… dreams… hope… Where’d they come from? And where are they headed? These things… I am going to destroy! . . . I shall make a monument to nonexistence” That guy was the epitome of cool, insane evilness. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-conquest-speech/457565/25 "2008-07-25T19:45:54Z")
People of Earth - congratulations to you on this, the day of your great and glorious liberation! You are free, at last, from the whims of local despots, the petty grovelings of your politicans - for I, Mr. Excellent, am now your sole lord and master. Cooperate with me, and you shall enjoy peace and prosperity. Resist, and all the tears in the world will be insufficient to match your weeping. Obey! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-conquest-speech/457565/26 "2008-07-25T19:50:59Z")
\*\* wrong window \*\* ---
**Author:** ![flurb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@flurb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flurb)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-conquest-speech/457565/27 "2008-07-25T20:04:29Z")
Not directly related, but whenever I think about magnificent speeches stirringly delivered, I always come back to [this gem.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl6yP5cPqSE) ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-conquest-speech/457565/28 "2008-07-25T21:08:28Z")
“Pants … OFF!” ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2008, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-conquest-speech/457565/29 "2008-07-26T05:24:39Z")
"So… um… Yep." ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2008, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-conquest-speech/457565/30 "2008-07-26T11:11:45Z")
Klatuu burrido nikto ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_Clock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Shot\_Clock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_Clock)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2008, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-conquest-speech/457565/31 "2008-07-26T12:15:24Z")
“Let there be mead and hand jobs for all my men!!!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-conquest-speech/457565.md?page=1)