# Your Cyborg Name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 25, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290 "2000-03-25T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/21 "2000-03-25T13:22:00Z")
S.E.A.L.E. Synthetic Environmental Android Lifeform Exterminator. Slash and burn, anyone? * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/22 "2000-03-25T13:53:00Z")
T.R.I.O.N. Transforming Robotic Individual Optimized for Nullification ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/23 "2000-03-25T16:07:00Z")
Jophiel: Journeying Obedient Person Hardwired for Infiltration and Efficient Learning And just for kicks, here’s my AIEEE generated name meaning (had to use “Jofiel” since it only accepts 2-6 letters): Joint Omni-Fast Interchange Environment Language * * * “I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.” ---
**Author:** ![Ursa\_Major](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a88e57/32.png) [@Ursa\_Major](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ursa_Major)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/24 "2000-03-25T16:42:00Z")
U.R.S.A.: Upgraded Robotic Sabotage Android My wife isn’t very happy with her’s: M.A.R.Y.: Mechanical Android Responsible for Yardwork ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/25 "2000-03-25T17:32:00Z")
😕 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/26 "2000-03-25T17:43:00Z")
It’s alright, android. We still love you. * * * “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at your side.” — Han Solo ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/27 "2000-03-25T17:58:00Z")
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/28 "2000-03-26T06:06:00Z")
M.E.G.A.N.: Machine Engineered for Galactic Assassination and Nullification :: pouting :: but i don’t _wanna_ nullify! * * * if wishes were fishes, we could walk on the ocean. ---
**Author:** ![douglips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/29 "2000-03-25T19:18:00Z")
I can’t get through to the Shuttlecocks site, so I’ll just have to say my cyborg name should be Nine of Nine. Because Seven Eight Nine. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/30 "2000-03-27T02:31:00Z")
L.U.M.P.Y.: Large Unfriendly Mechanoid Pursuing You. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/31 "2000-03-27T03:34:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Lumpy: > **L.U.M.P.Y.: Large Unfriendly Mechanoid Pursuing You.** Oooooowwwwwwwwwwww, I’m scared! Help me, Help me!! \ 😉 * * * You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life. L.L. ---
**Author:** ![Jo3sh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a587f6/32.png) [@Jo3sh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jo3sh)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/32 "2000-03-27T05:33:00Z")
Hm. The Slashdot, er, that is, the DOPE effect seems to have crashed the server at [http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-cyborger.html](http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-cyborger.html) I’m curious to know what the parser woulda made of the 3 in my handle… * * * A committee is a lifeform with six or more legs and no brain. ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/33 "2000-03-27T05:50:00Z")
Since the site seems to be down, I have extrapolated the following acronyms based on everyone else’s results: N.E.U.R.O.: Nocturnal Exploration Upgraded Replicant Observer T.R.A.S.H.: Transforming Replicant Assassination and Sabotage Humanoid G.R.R.R.L.: Guardian Robotic Replicant Repair Lifeform When the site comes back up, I’m going to try them out and see how close I came. Also, while I’m extrapolating, I might as well do my real name, which has too many letters to actually use: C.H.R.I.S.T.I.E.N.N.E.: Cybernetic Hydraulic Replicant Intended for Sabotage and Terran Infiltration and Engineered for Nocturnal Nullification of Exploration * * * Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/34 "2000-03-27T20:50:00Z")
G.R.K.A.T.: General Robotic Killing and Assassination Technician ## K.A.T.H.E.Y.: Kinetic Android Trained for Hazardous Exploration and Yardwork “I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy [The Kat House](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/home.htm) [Join the FSH Muscular Dystrophy Webring](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/fshwebring.htm) ---
**Author:** ![idiotboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/35 "2000-03-27T20:56:00Z")
I kinda like mine: 😃 **R.I.C.K.: Robotic Individual Calibrated for Killing** or… (extrapolated) I.D.I.O.T.B.O.Y.: Intelligent Digital Individual Optimized for Terran Battle, Observation, and Yardwork ---
**Author:** ![Havoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Havoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Havoc)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/36 "2000-03-27T21:05:00Z")
H.A.V.O.C.: Hydraulic Artificial Violence and Observation Construct I’m the wrecking ball _and_ the foreman of this destruction project. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/37 "2000-03-27T21:13:00Z")
L.I.Z.: Lifeform Intended for Zoology T.E.C.H.: Troubleshooting and Efficient Calculation Humanoid C.H.I.C.K.: Construct Hardwired for Infiltration and Ceaseless Killing ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/38 "2000-03-27T21:18:00Z")
P.H.O.U.K.A. . . . Positronic Humanoid Optimized for Ultimate Killing and Assassination Woohoo! ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/39 "2000-03-27T21:24:00Z")
_DIRtY_ - Device Intended for Repair and Terran Yardwork _DEVIL_ - Digital Electronic Violence and Infiltration Lifeform All I can say is that I **hate** yardwork. ---
**Author:** ![Thirsty4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@Thirsty4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thirsty4)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/40 "2000-03-27T21:30:00Z")
My SDMB Name T.H.I.R.S.T.Y.: Transforming Hydraulic Individual Responsible for Sabotage and Terran Yardwork Yuck Yardwork! How about my real name? S.H.A.N.N.O.N.: Synthetic Hydraulic Android Normally for Nullification and Online Negotiation Hmm… Online Negotiation. Should I be called in when Great Debates gets ugly? * * * “You CAN’T be evil. 'Cos no matter how many ‘bad’ things you do on purpose, you MUST be doing it because you think it’s the right thing to do.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290.md?page=3)