# Your Cyborg Name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 25, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290 "2000-03-25T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![bedboy4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@bedboy4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bedboy4)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/41 "2000-03-27T21:31:00Z")
what the fuck… I’m a retired battlebot, cleaning up after peoples online garbage, Does this qualify me to be a moderator here? B.E.D.B.O.Y.: Biomechanical Entity Designed for Battle and Online Yardwork ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/42 "2000-03-27T21:41:00Z")
P.S.Y.C.A.T.: Positronic Synthetic Youth Calibrated for Assassination and Troubleshooting Hell yea, I like the sound of that. S.H.A.N.N.O.N.: Synthetic Hydraulic Android Normally for Nullification and Online Negotiation Hmmmmm, Assassination/nullification?? negotiation/troubleshooting?? ## I think I see a trend. I am not deliciously saucy. ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/43 "2000-03-27T23:41:00Z")
I just HAD to try this one. giggle P.E.N.I.S.: Person Engineered for Nocturnal Infiltration and Sabotage How appropriate. * * * I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/44 "2000-03-28T00:53:00Z")
Well, looks like I was close, but not quite on the mark: N.E.U.R.O.: Networked Electronic Unit Responsible for Observation T.R.A.S.H.: Transforming Robotic Android Skilled in Harm G.R.R.R.L.: General Robotic Repair and Reasoning Lifeform Interesting. So, I can spy on things, destroy things, and fix them again. C.H.R.I.S.S.Y.: Cybernetic Hydraulic Replicant Intended for Sabotage and Scientific Yardwork Even more interesting. I can blow up enemy bases, then rake their lawns. Good talent to have. * * * Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh. ---
**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/45 "2000-03-28T15:10:00Z")
R.E.D.W.I.N.G.: Robotic Electronic Device Wanting Infiltration and Nocturnal Gratification Hmmmm… * * * Letting my inner child run loose and break things. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/46 "2000-03-28T15:14:00Z")
My real name: B.R.O.O.K.E.: Biomechanical Robotic Organism Optimized for Killing and Exploration. cool. I’m off to e-mail this page to everyone I know. ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/47 "2000-03-28T15:17:00Z")
I.N.K.Y.: Intelligent Networked Killing Youth Fear Me!!! ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/48 "2000-03-28T15:24:00Z")
Odieman: Obedient Digital Individual Engineered for Mathematics and Accurate Nullification. I know how many humans are here and you will all die… Keith * * * You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!! ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/49 "2000-03-28T15:27:00Z")
Eek… **M** echanical **A** ndroid **T** rained for **T** roubleshooting and **K** illing ! * * * “You know you talk so hip man, you’re twisting my melon man,” [Crusoe Takes A Trip](http://www.fervent.co.uk/) ---
**Author:** ![Breckinshire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@Breckinshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Breckinshire)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/50 "2000-03-28T15:54:00Z")
D.O.U.G.: Device Optimized for Ultimate Gratification WOO-HOO! ---
**Author:** ![\_WAR\_Firesong\_TCA\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/e495f1/32.png) [@\_WAR\_Firesong\_TCA\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_WAR_Firesong_TCA_1)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/51 "2000-03-28T16:21:00Z")
J.E.D.I.A.H: Journeying Electronic Dangerous Infiltration and Assassination Humanoid YAY! ---
**Author:** ![\_WAR\_Firesong\_TCA\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/e495f1/32.png) [@\_WAR\_Firesong\_TCA\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_WAR_Firesong_TCA_1)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/52 "2000-03-28T16:27:00Z")
LOL!: S.D.M.B.: Synthetic Device Manufactured for Battle Looks like the BBQ pit took on a whole new meaning! C.E.C.I.L.: Cybernetic Electronic Calculation and Infiltration Lifeform Shouldn’t that be Cybernetic Enlightened Cool Imaginative Librarian? ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/53 "2000-03-28T17:35:00Z")
E.S.P.R.I.X.: Electronic Synthetic Person Responsible for Infiltration and eXecution Esprix, who agrees that resistance is futile * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/54 "2000-03-29T06:24:00Z")
AMANDA Artificial Mechanical Assasination & Nocturnal Destruction Android I LOVE IT!!! Look out, I’m a badass now!! ---
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/55 "2000-03-29T06:30:00Z")
S.I.N.G.L.E.-D.A.D: Synthetic Intelligent Neohuman Generated for Logical Exploration - Digital Artificial Device Very apt, I think! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/56 "2000-03-29T06:52:00Z")
DA ACE: Digital Artificial Android Calibrated for Exploration ANDREW: Artificial Networked Device Responsible for Exploration and Warfare So I think it’s clear the “exploration” thing is central to my robotic existence. (Although, if I go with ANDY, I end up as Artificial Networked Destruction Youth, which doesn’t make any sense but sounds cool.) * * * I’m your only friend I’m not your only friend But I’m a little glowing friend But really I’m not actually your friend But I am ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/57 "2000-03-29T01:20:00Z")
W.E.V.E.T.S. = Wireless Electronic Violence and Efficient Troubleshooting Soldier Not only somewhat awkward grammatically, but Efficient? I’ve never been so misnamed in my life… why, if I were efficient, would I be here right now? 😉 -Steve * * * “Banned by the Space Pope” ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/58 "2000-03-29T21:13:00Z")
J.U. L. I. A Journeying Unit Limited to Infiltration and Assasination… kind of cool in a stark, dangerous way ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/59 "2000-03-29T21:31:00Z")
P.A.U.L.A. - Positronic Artificial Unit Limited to Assassination Artificial? Limited? Yep. Sounds like me. * * * “Words fascinate me. They always have. For me, browsing in a dictionary is like being turned loose in a bank.” - Eddie Cantor ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/60 "2000-03-29T21:36:00Z")
B.I.G.G.I.R.L. Biomechanical Intelligent Guardian Generated for Infiltration and Rational Learning. I wanna be reprogrammed for irrational learning. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290.md?page=4)