# Your Cyborg Name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 25, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290 "2000-03-25T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/61 "2000-03-29T22:42:00Z")
FEAR ME! P.A.T.R.I.C.K.: Positronic Artificial Technician Responsible for Infiltration and Ceaseless Killing M.R.K.N.O.W.: Mechanical Robotic Killing and Nocturnal Observation Worker Ah’ll be bahck… * * * _God is my co-pilot. Blame Him._ ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/62 "2000-03-29T22:43:00Z")
drewbert was too long, so I just tried Drew: Digital Robotic Exploration Worker I was kindof disappointed, so I tried the last name: General Intelligent Lifeform Manufactured for Online Repair and Exploration I guess I know my lot in life. Exploration. Could be worse, I suppose. * * * “Lisa! In this house we OBEY the laws of Thermodynamics!” - Homer Simpson ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/63 "2000-03-29T22:50:00Z")
Here’s mine: F.A.L.C.O.N.: Functional Artificial Lifeform Calibrated for Observation and Nullification Damn. I sound like I’m the Terminator or something. * * * Winner, SDMB’s Biggest FEMALE Chat Addict (Happy, Jophiel?) “Only two things that’ll soothe my soul - cold beer and remote control.” ---
**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2001, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/64 "2001-05-30T13:23:24Z")
T.H.A.T.: Technician Hardwired for Assassination and Troubleshooting D.A.R.N.: Digital Android Responsible for Nullification C.A.T.: Construct Assembled for Troubleshooting Hmm, find trouble…and shoot it. The computer is always right. The computer is my freind. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be happy is treason. Traitors must be executed. are you Happy, citizen?:):):):):):)🙂 Also, G.O.D.: Galactic Observation Device ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2001, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/65 "2001-05-30T14:11:08Z")
P.U.S.H.K.I.N.: Positronic Upgraded Soldier Hardwired for Killing and Intensive Nullification :eek: _This_ will be my new purpose in life! ---
**Author:** ![Doubleclick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Doubleclick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doubleclick)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2001, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/66 "2001-05-30T19:31:49Z")
R.Y.A.N.: Replicant Yearning for Assassination and Nullification (Damn…I don’t know how to take this…😃 ) D.O.U.B.L.E.C.: Digital Obedient Unit Built for Logical Exploration and Calculation ---
**Author:** ![Doubleclick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Doubleclick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doubleclick)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2001, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/67 "2001-05-30T19:40:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Doubleclick \* > \*\*R.Y.A.N.: Replicant Yearning for Assassination and Nullification (Damn…I don’t know how to take this…😃 ) > > D.O.U.B.L.E.C.: Digital Obedient Unit Built for Logical Exploration and Calculation \*\* This time, split up: **D.O.U.B.L.E.** : Digital Organism Used for Battle and Logical Exploration **C.L.I.C.K.** : Cybernetic Lifeform Intended for Calculation and Killing Much better. = ) ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2001, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/68 "2001-05-30T21:15:02Z")
Cybernetic Yetterbium Neohuman… and to think my folks considered me the image of my grandmother ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/69 "2001-05-30T21:16:07Z")
E.U.N.O.I.A.: Electronic Upgraded Nocturnal Observation and Infiltration Android Coming soon to a theatre near you. ---
**Author:** ![Intriguing\_Question\_Mark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ee59a6/32.png) [@Intriguing\_Question\_Mark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intriguing_Question_Mark)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/70 "2001-05-31T02:36:07Z")
I.Q.M. Intelligent Quantum Machine H.E.A.T.H.E.R.: Hydraulic Electronic Android Trained for Hazardous Exploration and Repair 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Corixidae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Corixidae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corixidae)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/71 "2001-05-31T03:01:29Z")
As many letters as would fit… **C.O.R.I.X.I.D.:** Cybernetic Obedient Replicant Intended for eXpert Infiltration and Destruction Real name… **D.O.N.:** Device Optimized for Nullification ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/72 "2001-05-31T03:18:55Z")
G.R.A.C.E.: General Robotic Android Calibrated for Exploration ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/73 "2001-05-31T04:05:03Z")
I gotta get me some of that D.O.U.G.! **C.O.R.R.I.N.E.** : Cybernetic Obedient Replicant Responsible for Infiltration and Nocturnal Exploration **G.I.N.G.E.R.** : General Individual Normally for Galactic Exploration and Repair **O.F.T.H.E.** : Organism Fabricated for Troubleshooting and Hazardous Exploration **N.O.R.T.H.** : Networked Obedient Repair and Troubleshooting Humanoid Those who know me will know that “Obedient” just doesn’t figure. Although I like what the rest of my first name says about me! ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/74 "2001-05-31T14:52:11Z")
ALICE: Artificial Lifeform Intended for Calculation and Exploration Interesting. GINGER: General Individual Normally for Galactic Exploration and Repair Ok. So exploration it is then. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/75 "2001-05-31T16:06:30Z")
Its my 100th post!! I assume that my clown and cake will be arriving shortly? ---
**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/76 "2001-05-31T16:11:04Z")
G.R.A.V.I.T.Y.: General Robotic Android Viable for Infiltration and Terran Yardwork …_Terran Yardwork_, gotta love it. But when I tried my most commonly-used real-life nick I got the ultimate name! K.E.I.: Killing and Exploration Individual Ha-HA! Take that! ---
**Author:** ![rayniday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecc23a/32.png) [@rayniday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayniday)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/77 "2001-05-31T17:48:25Z")
Both user name and REAL name have 8 letter…so I had to use my nickname. S.T.E.F.I.: Synthetic Troubleshooting and Efficient Fighting Individual Bwahaha. I do a lot of trouble shooting for people…and I like the idea of being an efficient fighting individual… ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/78 "2001-05-31T18:23:40Z")
M.E.D.E.A.: Mechanical Electronic Destruction and Exploration Android M.E.D.E.A.S.: Mechanical Entity Designed for Exploration and Accurate Sabotage C.H.I.L.D.: Construct Hardwired for Infiltration and Logical Destruction K.A.T.H.R.Y.N.: Kinetic Artificial Technician Hardwired for Repair and Your Nullification I think one of the creators was named Doug. ---
**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/79 "2001-05-31T18:43:35Z")
W.O.L.V.E.R.I.: Wireless Obedient Lifeform Viable for Efficient Repair and Infiltration B.E.N.: Being Engineered for Nullification ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/80 "2001-05-31T21:51:21Z")
K.A.T.I.S.H.A.: Kinetic Artificial Technician Intended for Sabotage and Hazardous Assassination and my real name… L.E.A.: Lifeform Engineered for Assassination I like that… 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290.md?page=5)