# Your Cyborg Name

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 25, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290 "2000-03-25T04:23:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/81 "2001-06-01T01:46:07Z")

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N.A.T.A.S.H.A.: Networked Artificial Technician Assembled for Sabotage and Hazardous Assassination  
T.A.S.H.A.: Transforming Android Skilled in Hazardous Assassination  
S.K.U.G.G.I.: Synthetic Kinetic Unit Generated for Galactic Infiltration

This is quite amusing… ::grins sheepishly::

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**Author:** ![darian00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darian00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darian00)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/82 "2001-06-01T05:33:26Z")

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hehe…

D.A.R.I.A.N.-Digital Android Responsible for Infiltration and Accurate Nullification  
hehe…Dead-Eye Darian…cool 🆒  
P.A.U.L.-Positronic Artificial Utility Lifeform

Watch out for those janitors! 😃

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**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/83 "2001-06-01T05:54:28Z")

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Purd turned out to be:Positronic Unit Responsible for Destruction

'Course, this means I’ll have to retire my usual usage, which is People Understand Radioactive Dildos. Turns out that very few are really in synch with scarlet cancer-laden sex toys, so the change is for the better anyway…

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**Author:** ![CyberHippy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dec6dc/32.png) [@CyberHippy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CyberHippy)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-cyborg-name/15290/84 "2001-06-01T05:56:25Z")

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C.Y.B.E.R.: Construct Yearning for Battle and Efficient Repair

H.I.P.P.Y.: Humanoid Intended for Peacekeeping and Potential Yardwork

So What Am I? A construct, or a humanoid? Yearning for battle or intended for peacekeeping? Efficient repair or yardwork?

Yep, sounds like me…

And the real name:

K.E.N.N.E.T.H.: Kinetic Electronic Neohuman Normally for Exploration and Terran Harm

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