# "Your" damned dog is eating me out of house and home - literally! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 1, 2005, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-damned-dog-is-eating-me-out-of-house-and-home-literally/310625 "2005-07-01T02:09:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2005, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-damned-dog-is-eating-me-out-of-house-and-home-literally/310625/21 "2005-07-03T17:51:40Z")
Maybe there’s a Terminator nearby. If your friend calls and asks how Wolfie is, run. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2005, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-damned-dog-is-eating-me-out-of-house-and-home-literally/310625/22 "2005-07-03T17:58:11Z")
The solution for you and the pup might be a crate. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2005, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-damned-dog-is-eating-me-out-of-house-and-home-literally/310625/23 "2005-07-03T20:42:21Z")
I fail to see how a guitar amplifier will remedy this situation. Anyway, I think if you’ve been watching this dog for two months, feeding it and letting it shit in your yard, it’s _your_ dog. Do with it what you wish because you didn’t ask to have it in your life. Or maybe put it in obedience school. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-damned-dog-is-eating-me-out-of-house-and-home-literally/310625.md?page=1)