# Your Death Pool Virginity **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Tags:** death-pool\ **Created:** [May 20, 2012, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-death-pool-virginity/622524 "2012-05-20T16:48:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-death-pool-virginity/622524/1 "2012-05-20T16:48:47Z")
In [this post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15082872&postcount=1610) > [@Baker](#): > > Today, 11:34 AM > > Twenty four players had the SOB, and they all were already on the list. Nobody lost their DP virginity to this asshole terrorist. I had the sudden curiosity if anybody who has ever played **The Celebrity Death Pool \** (for the record, I have not but I have posted in some of the threads) can recall whose death got them their first points. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-death-pool-virginity/622524/2 "2012-05-20T17:33:55Z")
I haven’t scored any points in the last 2-3 years. Did score some points the first year I did it…think Ernie Ladd may have been the first one. ---
**Author:** ![Sarabellum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarabellum/32/3492_2.png) [@Sarabellum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarabellum)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-death-pool-virginity/622524/3 "2012-05-20T18:18:08Z")
It was Joe Paterno for me, earlier this year. I think. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-death-pool-virginity/622524/4 "2012-05-20T19:45:26Z")
> [@Sarabellum1976](#): > > It was Joe Paterno for me, earlier this year. I think. Yup, me too. Started off with a bang this year with Paterno and Gary Carter, nothing since… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-death-pool-virginity/622524/5 "2012-05-20T21:04:49Z")
My first ever was Morton Downey, Jr. I actually picked him because everyone was picking the coke-addled Robert Downey, Jr. that year, so it was sort of a joke pick. Turns out he had cancer. Who knew? IIRC, he was a unique pick that year, albeit in a much smaller pool. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-death-pool-virginity/622524/6 "2012-05-20T21:08:08Z")
This year, when Dick Clark said,“So long.” ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-death-pool-virginity/622524/7 "2012-05-20T22:11:34Z")
I think I lost mine to Tom Watson’s (and Greg Norman’s) former caddie, Bruce Edwards. A unique pick I think. He had ALS, Lou Gehrig’s Disease. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-death-pool-virginity/622524/8 "2012-05-20T22:17:10Z")
I lost my virginity to Teddy Kennedy. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-death-pool-virginity/622524/9 "2012-05-20T22:48:37Z")
Anna Nicole Smith ---
**Author:** ![tim-n-va](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim-n-va/32/3001_2.png) [@tim-n-va](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim-n-va)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2012, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-death-pool-virginity/622524/10 "2012-05-21T11:59:36Z")
It is my first year playing and my Death Pool Virginity is intact. I did have Joe Paterno as one of my alternates so I look on that like being felt up… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2012, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-death-pool-virginity/622524/11 "2012-05-21T12:21:52Z")
I lost mine to Ronald Reagan. I still feel dirty. ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2012, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-death-pool-virginity/622524/12 "2012-05-21T12:26:56Z")
I thought it was Dudley Moore but checking old threads, it looks like it was actually Princess Margaret, the saucy minx. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2012, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-death-pool-virginity/622524/13 "2012-05-21T13:18:46Z")
Carrie Hamilton. ---
**Author:** ![Enuma\_Elish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5e9695/32.png) [@Enuma\_Elish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enuma_Elish)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2012, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-death-pool-virginity/622524/14 "2012-05-21T13:43:42Z")
I popped my death pool cherry to Joe Paterno earlier this year. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-death-pool-virginity/622524/15 "2012-05-21T14:29:48Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > I had the sudden curiosity if anybody who has ever played **The Celebrity Death Pool \** (for the record, I have not but I have posted in some of the threads) can recall whose death got them their first points. My one and only score in the DP was Michael Jackson. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2012, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-death-pool-virginity/622524/16 "2012-05-21T15:08:26Z")
My first year playing was 2010 and I came up empty. Last year, I had a great joke ready to go about losing my virginity to Zsa Zsa Gabor. Of course, we’re still waiting on Zsa Zsa, and Seve Ballesteros popped my cherry instead. That didn’t make me very happy. And I’ve long since forgotten the joke. ---
**Author:** ![J-P\_L](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/j-p_l/32/3156_2.png) [@J-P\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J-P_L)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2012, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-death-pool-virginity/622524/17 "2012-05-21T15:42:39Z")
I played in 2010 but got no points. In 2011, I had my first and only hit with Liz Taylor. With the recent passing of Robbin Gibbs, I’m up to 3 hits this season. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2012, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-death-pool-virginity/622524/18 "2012-05-21T15:43:57Z")
I believe I still have mine. ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2012, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-death-pool-virginity/622524/19 "2012-05-21T17:13:19Z")
> [@Wheelz](#): > > Seve Ballesteros popped my cherry instead. That didn’t make me very happy. And I’ve long since forgotten the joke. Well crap I didn’t know he died. ☹ I played 3-4 years and not once ever got a point. I’m not sure if I should be upset or glad that none of them died. ---
**Author:** ![zoog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7ea924/32.png) [@zoog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoog)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2012, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-death-pool-virginity/622524/20 "2012-05-21T17:33:18Z")
Pretty sure mine was Tug McGraw. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-death-pool-virginity/622524.md?page=2)