Hell, it prob’ly won’t be long till they find a way to come after your ass in the so-called “afterlife”.
I can just see it now ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Ah yes, Mr. Quasimodem. I’m here to collect the $2,450.00 you owe the Shell Oil Company…”
“Excuse me? You cannot pay your debt? Well, then we’ll just have to make other arrangements, won’t we?”
"Oh! Pleased to meet you - hope you guessed my name! (Hoo-Hoo!)
Quasi
(bein' creative for a change) ;)