# Your dinner with Obama--what would you ask him?

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**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [March 25, 2008, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-dinner-with-obama-what-would-you-ask-him/442714 "2008-03-25T20:40:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-dinner-with-obama-what-would-you-ask-him/442714/41 "2008-03-26T21:28:37Z")

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Just curious, **xtisme** , what promises has he made?

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-dinner-with-obama-what-would-you-ask-him/442714/42 "2008-03-26T22:19:53Z")

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From wiki (but reliable):

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> Though Genesis depicts Cain’s motive in killing Abel as simply being one of jealousy concerning God’s favoritism of Abel, this is not the view of many extra-biblical works. The Midrash, and the obscure First Adam and Eve all record that the real motive involved the desire of women. According to Midrashic tradition, Cain and Abel each had twin sisters, whom they were to marry. The Midrash records that Abel’s promised wife was the more beautiful, and hence Cain desired to rid himself of Abel, whose presence was inconvenient.

Other sources give the names of the twin sisters as Jumella and Aclima (though the spelling of both varies a lot depending on the source). They aren’t canonical of course, but they show that people have been wondering about this for a long time. (Also according to some of the older legends, Cain was not the son of Adam but of the serpent, who was making more than fruit salad with Eve, and this is why God rejected his sacrifice.)

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-dinner-with-obama-what-would-you-ask-him/442714/43 "2008-03-26T22:30:00Z")

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Would you please pass the pitcher?

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-dinner-with-obama-what-would-you-ask-him/442714/44 "2008-03-26T22:43:11Z")

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[QUOTE=Sampiro]  
From wiki (but reliable):

Other sources give the names of the twin sisters as Jumella and Aclima (though the spelling of both varies a lot depending on the source). They aren’t canonical of course, but they show that people have been wondering about this for a long time. (Also according to some of the older legends, Cain was not the son of Adam but of the serpent, who was making more than fruit salad with Eve, and this is why God rejected his sacrifice.)  
[/QUOTE]  
Please restate your answer in the form of a question.  
😃

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-dinner-with-obama-what-would-you-ask-him/442714/45 "2008-03-26T23:05:12Z")

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[QUOTE=kaylasdad99]  
Just curious, xtisme, what promises has he made?  
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Well, [here](http://www.barackobama.com/index.php) is Obama’s web page (I note that there is a Dinner With Obama link on it…maybe the OP is fishing for good ideas :)).

Just take a look at the Issues section and it breaks down his various stances on the various issues and what he proposes (in mainly broad terms) to do about them. Things like Universal Health Care however are big ticket items that I consider promises. He has a number of other programs he is proposing in there, some fairly major energy and environmental issues he is also discussing. All of that stuff costs money…and of course, we STILL have Iraq and Afghanistan on our plate regardless of who is elected in November. As well as a fairly high probability that we will be in a recession at that point with housing still a major issue.

Given all that I’d ask Obama how he plans to implement his various programs and deal with the problems we are going to have. What is his plan? What is his (realistic) time table? How much of his various programs does he realistically expect to get through? What programs will he go to the wall for and which one’s would he be willing to compromise on (if any)? What are his realistic expectations for changes in tax policy given all this…how will it impact the various tax rates in the country?

I’d like to really know what he’s thinking about. I may be voting for this guy…so, I’d like to see some thoughtful responses over after dinner drinks and cigars…

-XT

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-dinner-with-obama-what-would-you-ask-him/442714/46 "2008-03-26T23:21:19Z")

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:smack:

I posted the above in the wrong thread, in case you hadn’t figgered that one out; good thing it was relevant to both.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-dinner-with-obama-what-would-you-ask-him/442714/47 "2008-03-26T23:22:51Z")

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Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-dinner-with-obama-what-would-you-ask-him/442714/48 "2008-03-26T23:31:52Z")

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Would you please sign this blank undated pardon form? Just for a souvenir.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-dinner-with-obama-what-would-you-ask-him/442714/49 "2008-03-26T23:33:18Z")

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Damn! Did GW sneak into this thread when we all weren’t looking?? I thought someone had charge of smacking him on the head until he left when this kind of thing happened! BG…wasn’t it your week?

-XT

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**Author:** ![Thing\_Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@Thing\_Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_Fish)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-dinner-with-obama-what-would-you-ask-him/442714/50 "2008-03-26T23:41:21Z")

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Quote:  
Though Genesis depicts Cain’s motive in killing Abel as simply being one of jealousy concerning God’s favoritism of Abel, this is not the view of many extra-biblical works. The Midrash, and the obscure First Adam and Eve all record that the real motive involved the desire of women. According to Midrashic tradition, Cain and Abel each had twin sisters, whom they were to marry. The Midrash records that Abel’s promised wife was the more beautiful, and hence Cain desired to rid himself of Abel, whose presence was inconvenient.

And the question for Obama is:

Do you feel that the above works best as an allegory for your relationship with:

A) your wife  
B) Senator Clinton  
C) Mike Rezko  
D) Jeramiah Wright

😃

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-dinner-with-obama-what-would-you-ask-him/442714/51 "2008-03-27T00:10:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Thing Fish]  
And the question for Obama is:

Do you feel that the above works best as an allegory for your relationship with:

A) your wife  
B) Senator Clinton  
C) Mike Rezko  
D) Jeramiah Wright

😃  
[/QUOTE]

Actually, as [Judas](http://politicalinquirer.com/2008/03/23/richardson-is-judas/) he’s New Testament. (No wait… okay, Richardson is Judas, which means that Hillary is Christ, so Obama would be… I guess Caiaphas… all this time he’s been accused of being a Muslim just so he wouldn’t have to admit he’s a dead ancient Jewish guy.)

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