# Your dream personal ad **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 6, 2007, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-dream-personal-ad/429029 "2007-12-06T15:13:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-dream-personal-ad/429029/1 "2007-12-06T15:13:59Z")
I will occasionally glance at the personal ads in the paper, mostly just for a laugh. I say _mostly_ because, hey, there’s always the chance that one of them will just jump out at me or pique my interest. But I highly doubt it. Most of the ads in my paper are just so…generic. They’re usually along the lines of “21 y.o. male, likes movies and hanging out w/ friends, ISO a sweet girl.” Uh…okay, you like movies. Don’t most people? You like “hanging out with friends”. Doesn’t…everyone? Looking for a sweet girl? That’s it, just “sweet”? So it’s okay if she’s got two kids and is a prostitute on the side? :dubious: I sometimes daydream about finding a fantastic personal ad. One that has both numerous details and is what I’m looking for. For instance, I would really love to see “20 y.o., attractive, 5’5”, funny, irreverent, passionate, intelligent, caring guy w/ nice smile ISO 5’2", somewhat overweight, shy, intelligent bookworm with long hair." 😃 What would your dream personal ad look like? ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-dream-personal-ad/429029/2 "2007-12-06T16:19:23Z")
18-45\* brewster\*\* shows up naked. \*Not picky about age. \*\*Female brew master. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-dream-personal-ad/429029/3 "2007-12-06T18:26:26Z")
Live, undiseased mammal seeks same for latex-free physical intimacy. Age, appearance, personality and species unimportant. Nonsmokers only. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-dream-personal-ad/429029/4 "2007-12-06T18:48:43Z")
Bi sex junkie into diaper play, pain, scat, and bestiality seeks trisexual dwarf who owns his or her own riding crop. No weirdos please. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-dream-personal-ad/429029/5 "2007-12-06T18:57:58Z")
Independently wealthy masseuse, 5’10, Claudia Schiffer type seeks twice divorced broke dude for loads of kinky sex. Must ‘like’ my twin sister too. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-dream-personal-ad/429029/6 "2007-12-06T18:59:48Z")
90 YO billionare given month to live by doc. never married no kids. (Hey, I already have love. I’m ready for money!) ---
**Author:** ![ignis\_glaciesque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f8ce5/32.png) [@ignis\_glaciesque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ignis_glaciesque)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-dream-personal-ad/429029/7 "2007-12-07T01:06:28Z")
28 y.o. classical archaeology professor, 5’10", 150lb, seeks broke university student for long walks, deep conversation and whatever that might lead to. Must be inventive and have the stamina of a marathon runner. Developed appreciation of shoulder rubs and bubble baths a plus. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-dream-personal-ad/429029/8 "2007-12-07T01:44:42Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Bi sex junkie into diaper play, pain, scat, and bestiality seeks trisexual dwarf who owns his or her own riding crop. No weirdos please. [/QUOTE] There’s something very vaguely World of Warcraft about this one. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-dream-personal-ad/429029/9 "2007-12-07T02:04:02Z")
Fat nerd with job. Cleveland/Akron area. Don’t worry - I have friends IRL too.