# Your Fantasy Five **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 5, 2001, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-five/79859 "2001-09-05T14:36:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-five/79859/41 "2001-09-06T00:04:02Z")
My list tends to be somewhat flexible except for one particular slot: 1. David Duchovny – Probably on his way out, since I’ve always liked _Mulder_ better than _David_, if you know what I mean, and I’m just about over _The X-files_. 2. Norm McDonald – I can’t help it, I just think he’s cute as hell. 3. Dennis Quaid – he’s been on the list since _The Big Easy_. 4. Jeremy Northam – The newest one on my list, but will probably last a while – Yum! – and, always #1: Paul Newman circa 1958 – I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – the pinnacle of male evolution. Jess ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-five/79859/42 "2001-09-06T00:47:52Z")
Thanks _so much_ for the link to the Oded Fehr page. Please, post more links to these guys whose names I may not recognize. What about the guy who played the mummy in the Mummy? He looks **good** bald. ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-five/79859/43 "2001-09-06T00:57:25Z")
I played with my last serious ex. Let’s see…I don’t remember the people then, but who I’d choose now would be: 1. Denzel Washington 2. Liam Neeson 3. Harrison Ford 4. The guy who played Bear in _Armeggeddon_ 5. Matt Damon(I’ve never had a blonde, and he’s cute) ---
**Author:** ![King\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7bcc69/32.png) [@King\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/King_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-five/79859/44 "2001-09-06T01:28:31Z")
Elizabeth Hurley Jeri Ryan Alexis Bledel Denise Richards Neve Campbell ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-five/79859/45 "2001-09-06T01:31:22Z")
Yeah, this is a fun topic. In reverse order… 1. Anna Nicole Smith (so I have a shallow side…sue me :D) 2. Shania Twain 3. Lucy Lawless (mmmm…warrior women) 4. Drew Barrymore 5. Laetitia Casta (Victoria’s Secret model; she’s _French_!) Again (as some others have commented), since this isn’t about Dopers… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-five/79859/46 "2001-09-06T05:15:28Z")
Top five males: 1. Kevin Griffin (lead singer of Better Than Ezra) 2. Jude Law 3. Bono 4. Aidan Quinn 5. John Cusack Top five females: 1. Christina Ricci 2. Angelina Jolie 3. Rose McGowan 4. Shirley Manson 5. Ani DiFranco ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-five/79859/47 "2001-09-06T05:32:38Z")
1. Jennifer Connelly 2. Penelope Cruz 3. Elizabeth Hurley 4. Heather Graham (token blonde) The #1 spot is reserved for immediate occupation by any attractive celebrity who expresses an interest in actually fulfilling the duties of the position. ---
**Author:** ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-five/79859/48 "2001-09-06T06:05:32Z")
1. Marla Sokoloff 2. Shiri Appleby 3. Eliza Dushku 4. Christina Ricci 5. Natasha Lyonne 6. Allyson Hannigan What, I couldn’t settle on 5. It was hard enough to narrow it down to 6 fercrissakes. Not only do I have 6, but I reserve the right to alter the list at any time, with no notice. My tastes are constantly fluctuating. However, the first 2 are not going anywhere, I assure you. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-five/79859/49 "2001-09-06T12:27:54Z")
1. Jennifer Connelly. Possibly the most beautiful woman in the world. 2. Bridget Fonda 3. Kirsten Dunst 4. Christia Ricci, in _The Opposite of Sex_. **My God** she was hot in that. 5. The band geek in _American Pie_. Do not ask me why. ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-five/79859/50 "2001-09-06T13:08:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spooje \* > \*\*5. The band geek in _American Pie_. Do not ask me why. \*\* No need to defend this choice. She’s Alyson Hannigan, and she appears on many of the above lists. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-five/79859/51 "2001-09-06T13:19:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Legomancer \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by spooje \* > > \*\*5. The band geek in _American Pie_. Do not ask me why. \*\* > > No need to defend this choice. She’s Alyson Hannigan, and she appears on many of the above lists. \*\* No, I mean her, _as_ the band geek! ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-five/79859/52 "2001-09-06T14:06:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spooje \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Legomancer \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by spooje \* > > > \*\*5. The band geek in _American Pie_. Do not ask me why. \*\* > > > > No need to defend this choice. She’s Alyson Hannigan, and she appears on many of the above lists. \*\* > > No, I mean her, _as_ the band geek! \*\* Oh hey, I can dig that too. I have Gillian Anderson on my list, but I don’t want her, I want Dana Scully. Scully is smart and sexy. Gillian is a kook. She’d have to let me call her Scully or just deal with the fact that I was pretending that’s who she was. ---
**Author:** ![Paksennarion8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c67d28/32.png) [@Paksennarion8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paksennarion8)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-five/79859/53 "2001-09-06T14:50:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bluethree \* > \*\*Thanks _so much_ for the link to the Oded Fehr page. Please, post more links to these guys whose names I may not recognize. What about the guy who played the mummy in the Mummy? He looks **good** bald. \*\* That would be Arnold Vosloo, who definitely makes my current list: Arnold Vosloo Oded Fehr Brendan Fraser Val Kilmer Jimmy Page (imagine what he can do with those hands!) Has anyone been watching the thread, “Can’t decide if they’re ugly…”? It’s funny that some of the same people are being mentioned there as here. ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-five/79859/54 "2001-09-06T15:32:46Z")
Evo95, I cannot say that I agree with your pics, but … Although you picked that scrawny, emaciated little annoying waif Christina Agluuii …Argliriaa … Linguini, I must state for the record that comparing her to Dee Snyder is absolutely one of the funniest damn things I’ve ever heard, and I will cherish the visual of her looking up at “Dad” and squeeking, “I wanna rock”, forever. As for a list … I have never put any thought into it, but I do have some names just to throw out: En Vogue … all of’em. Kristy Swanson … probably #1 (drooool) Christina Applegate. Charisma Carpenter, perhaps. Tia Carrara (sp) (liked her better with short hair) Gotta be some more, but my memory is shot. Also, while I can’t say I’d like to sleep with these guys, I will give some names of men that I think are attractive: The singer from Smashmouth. Russell Crowe Micheal Jai White (not all his muscle, I just think he’s got a friendly face) Others I can’t think of, and, weirdly, this one black guy from a commercial from about a year ago. Can’t know who he is, but he’s one of the most amazing looking guys I’ve ever seen. Now that I feel a little weird, I’ll go. ---
**Author:** ![Scupper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Scupper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scupper)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-five/79859/55 "2001-09-06T15:41:39Z")
Meg Ryan Kirsten Dunst Charlize Theron Gwyneth Paltrow Catherine McCormack In no particular order. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-five/79859.md?page=2)