# Your fantasy threesome! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 9, 2009, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603 "2009-01-09T22:51:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/1 "2009-01-09T22:51:48Z")
…not so fast. One of them has to be a cartoon character, and one of them has to be a dead person. This was the “Friday Fantasy” today on KISW. At first I said, what the _hell?_ Then I started to think … hmmm, who would it be? For the cartoon character I’m tempted to say the Genie from Aladdin — even though I’m male. See, he’s a _genie_, so it wouldn’t matter. He could look like anything (and did!) in the cartoon; he could make _me_ look like anything; it wouldn’t matter which dead girl I picked; and the threesome could last as long as everybody wanted. (Although as a possible second choice, I might go with Ariel from “Thundarr the Barbarian,” because she loses her magic powers when she’s all tied up, if you know what I mean.) For the dead girl, no question: Jayne Mansfield. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/2 "2009-01-09T23:08:02Z")
Jean Simmons and Elastigirl. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/3 "2009-01-09T23:10:58Z")
Jane from Disney’s Tarzan, and Bettie Paige. Hey, it doesn’t have to make sense. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/4 "2009-01-09T23:33:52Z")
Rotoscoped Winona Ryder from _A Scanner Darkly_ and Princess Grace (Kelly). ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/5 "2009-01-09T23:42:59Z")
> [@spooje](#): > > Jean Simmons and Elastigirl. Gene Simmons?!?! Yikes! ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/6 "2009-01-09T23:50:53Z")
Jimi Hendrix and [The Showman](http://seriewikin.serieframjandet.se/images/d/dd/Alice_Cooper.png) from Neil Gaiman’s **The Last Temptation**. Hey, I knew there was a way around these limitations to still get my fella in there. 😉😛 ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/7 "2009-01-09T23:53:50Z")
Does Lara Croft count? I’ll assume not. Okay, I choose Belle from _Beauty and the Beast_, and Charlotte Coleman. ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/8 "2009-01-09T23:55:45Z")
I might have to change my answer for “cartoon character” to Ranma-Chun Saotome of “Ranma ½.” I’d ask her, _where the hell is that magical hot spring?_ Because damn, do you have any idea how much money you could be making off that thing? ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/9 "2009-01-09T23:56:25Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > Rotoscoped Winona Ryder from _A Scanner Darkly_ and Princess Grace (Kelly). I have a feeling that the first one is cheating. 🙂 Sinbad (the one voiced by Brad Pitt) and Heath Ledger. ---
**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/10 "2009-01-09T23:59:40Z")
Dmitri from the DreamWorks _Anastasia_, and Thomas Jefferson. ---
**Author:** ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/11 "2009-01-10T00:01:54Z")
Kim Possible & Sylvia Plath ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/12 "2009-01-10T00:08:25Z")
When you say “has to be a dead person”, are we talking necrophilia, or just a fantasy about someone who was formerly alive? ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/13 "2009-01-10T00:11:32Z")
Tennessee Tuxedo and Don Adams ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/14 "2009-01-10T00:15:46Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > When you say “has to be a dead person”, are we talking necrophilia, or just a fantasy about someone who was formerly alive? I’m guessing “with a formerly living person, somehow fashioned into a temporarily living state for the purpose of the exercise.” The alternative would just be squicky (and the pool of available choices limited to the _very recent_). ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/15 "2009-01-10T00:16:01Z")
Jessica Rabbit and Jean Harlow ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/16 "2009-01-10T00:16:49Z")
Jessica Rabbit. And Donna Reed. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/17 "2009-01-10T00:17:43Z")
Elastigirl and Louise Brooks (the silent film goddess). Or, alternatively, The Baroness and Jazz singer Keely Smith. Or, final possibility, Lauren Bacall and Kim Possible. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/18 "2009-01-10T00:19:36Z")
> [@Omniscient](#): > > Gene Simmons?!?! Yikes! Not [Gene](http://www.imdb.com/media/rm980785664/nm0005430) [Jean](http://www.imdb.com/media/rm711497728/nm0001739) ---
**Author:** ![Valgard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/19 "2009-01-10T00:22:39Z")
Well Jessica Rabbit has come up twice in a row so I’ll pick a different cartoon character: Elinore from Ralph Bakshi’s “Wizards” and Cleopatra. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/20 "2009-01-10T00:28:04Z")
Elizabeth Montgomery from Bewitched and Wonder Woman. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603.md?page=2)