# Your fantasy threesome! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 9, 2009, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603 "2009-01-09T22:51:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/21 "2009-01-10T00:29:36Z")
Ingrid Bergman circa _Casablanca_ and Erin Esurance. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/22 "2009-01-10T00:57:21Z")
Fritzi Ritz and Betty Hutton. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/23 "2009-01-10T01:06:32Z")
Bing Crosby & Bambi’s Mom. I kid, I kid. Seriously, Lois Griffin and Amelia Earhart. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/24 "2009-01-10T01:07:33Z")
Ralph Dibney and Elizabeth Montgomery. ---
**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/25 "2009-01-10T01:12:09Z")
Audrey Hepburn and Ariel from the little mermaid. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/26 "2009-01-10T01:14:10Z")
Cherry Poptart and Donna Michelle. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/27 "2009-01-10T01:29:16Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > Or, final possibility, Lauren Bacall and Kim Possible. Lauren Bacall is still alive. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/28 "2009-01-10T01:30:41Z")
Betty Boop and Natalie Wood. I was going to list Krazy Kat and Mama Cass, but _that would be wrong_. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/29 "2009-01-10T01:44:17Z")
The Land O’ Lakes Butter Girl and Audrey Hepburn ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/30 "2009-01-10T01:46:25Z")
Mae West and Olive Oyl. What? Cool contrast. ---
**Author:** ![Alienhand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Alienhand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alienhand)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/31 "2009-01-10T01:48:01Z")
I have a standing obsession with Aaliyah and Hello Nurse (animaniacs). > [@Jackmannii](#): > > Betty Boop and Natalie Wood. > > I was going to list Krazy Kat and Mama Cass, but _that would be wrong_. Betty Boop was on the list until _Drawn Together_’s [version](http://drawntogether.wikia.com/wiki/Toot_Braunstein). ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/32 "2009-01-10T01:50:30Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > Ingrid Bergman circa _Casablanca_ and Erin Esurance. I totally came in to say Erin Esurance. I guess I’ll go with Helen of Troy as my dead chick for now. If Jane Seymour or Ursula Andress snuff it anytime soon Helen gets replaced. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/33 "2009-01-10T01:54:32Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > Elizabeth Montgomery from Bewitched and Wonder Woman. If I change my answer to Linda Carter and the animated Samantha from the _Bewitched_ opening credits, we can double-date. ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/34 "2009-01-10T01:56:39Z")
Betty Rubble and Grace Kelly. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/35 "2009-01-10T02:10:59Z")
> [@Small\_Hen](#): > > I have a feeling that the first one is cheating. 🙂 It depends on whether you thought _A Scanner Darkly_ qualified as a Cartoon. I think it was a Cartoon of what Dick intended. Animated Movie? It was too real to be psychedelic, too psychedelic to be real. I think it qualifies as a Charicature or Cartoon. Wino Forever. ---
**Author:** ![carlotta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@carlotta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carlotta)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/36 "2009-01-10T02:13:55Z")
David from **Lilo and Stitch** and Cary Grant. or Thomas Jefferson or maybe Heath Ledger too many good ideas in this thread ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/37 "2009-01-10T02:43:53Z")
Bugs Bunny in drag and Jayne Russell. ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/38 "2009-01-10T02:53:25Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > It depends on whether you thought _A Scanner Darkly_ qualified as a Cartoon. I say we allow it, because that way I can have rotoscoped Robert Downey Jr. join me and c. 1939 Jimmy Stuart. ---
**Author:** ![Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rube_E.Tewesday)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/39 "2009-01-10T03:18:00Z")
Wicked Wanda and Carol Wayne. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/40 "2009-01-10T03:35:55Z")
Cartoon: Holli Would from _Cool World_. RL: another vote for Grace Kelly. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603.md?page=3)