# Your fantasy threesome! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 9, 2009, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603 "2009-01-09T22:51:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![groo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecd19e/32.png) [@groo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/groo)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/41 "2009-01-10T03:44:29Z")
Jessica Rabbit, already mentioned multiple times because she’s the correct answer (and likes guys who make her laugh). And Rita Hayworth. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/42 "2009-01-10T05:08:30Z")
Seriously? Nobody’s put dibs on Bette Page? Bette and Rose from “Rose is Rose,” particularly in her biker fantasies. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/43 "2009-01-10T05:12:49Z")
Ichabod Crane and Lincoln. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/44 "2009-01-10T05:28:25Z")
> [@JonScribe](#): > > Seriously? Nobody’s put dibs on Bette Page? > > Bette and Rose from “Rose is Rose,” particularly in her biker fantasies. Pssst. Post #3. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/45 "2009-01-10T05:39:42Z")
Red Monika - Cartoon, Battle Chasers comic Dorothy Dandridge - Deceased Hottie Pam Anderson - (Unless she counts as another cartoon, then it’s Monica Bellucci) ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/46 "2009-01-10T05:45:23Z")
Cartoon: Holli Would from Cool World Dead: Anna Nicole Smith ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/47 "2009-01-10T05:45:29Z")
Slappy Squirrel and Dame Edna. What could possibly go wrong?? ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/48 "2009-01-10T05:49:47Z")
> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#): > > Slappy Squirrel and Dame Edna. What could possibly go wrong?? Dame Edna isn’t dead. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/49 "2009-01-10T05:52:28Z")
:smack: ---
**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/50 "2009-01-10T05:57:07Z")
Snoopy and Cary Grant. ---
**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/51 "2009-01-10T06:07:41Z")
Heath Ledger and [Renji Abarai](http://www.flickr.com/photos/30895227@N03/2932137007/) from _Bleach_. Though I like him better [with his hair down](http://www.flickr.com/photos/30895227@N03/2928258068/). ---
**Author:** ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/52 "2009-01-10T06:35:23Z")
The dead person part is so hard to choose. (Is that disturbing?). I mean, just among the classic actresses, you have Lana Turner, Rita Hayworth, Jean Simmons, Susan Hayward, Jennifer Jones, etc. etc. etc. Can’t I ask for an exemption and beg to be the meat in a Greer Garson/Paulette Goddard sandwich? Ok, if you must Daphne from Scooby Doo and Miss Goddard. Although Miss Garson, you’re more than welcome to join in;). ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/53 "2009-01-10T06:43:25Z")
Me and you and a dog named Boo Jessica Rabbit and Grace Kelly ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/54 "2009-01-10T11:42:00Z")
Veronica from the Archie comics, and Veronica Lake. That way, if I blurted out “Oh, Veronica!” in the middle of sex, neither one of them would get mad. ---
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/55 "2009-01-10T12:03:07Z")
[Gambit](http://www.pinkkryptonite.com/images/pinkkryptonite/Gambit_by_JPRart.jpg)and either Bette Paige or Heath Ledger ---
**Author:** ![longPath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bb73d2/32.png) [@longPath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/longPath)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/56 "2009-01-10T12:45:46Z")
[Dot Matrix from ReBoot](http://rbcorner.com/characters/dot.html) Hedy Lamarr ---
**Author:** ![shallora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@shallora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shallora)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/57 "2009-01-10T13:27:22Z")
Belle from Disney’s “Beauty and the Beast”; and Marilyn Monroe ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/58 "2009-01-10T14:12:21Z")
Cartoon: the other girl from Cool World that Brad Pitt ends up with OR Luanne Platter Dead woman: Bettie Page. No OR. ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/59 "2009-01-10T15:44:44Z")
Comic characters are considered cartoons for the sake of this exercise, yes? In that case, I’d say Gilgamesh Wulfenbach and Bettie Page. If I must go with someone animated, then Jessica Rabbit and Marlon Brando, circa 1951. In either case, there should be leather involved. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/60 "2009-01-10T15:47:57Z")
How about the Bettie Page character from THE ROCKETEER graphic novel and Bettie Page? 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603.md?page=4)