# Your fantasy threesome! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 9, 2009, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603 "2009-01-09T22:51:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/61 "2009-01-10T15:54:01Z")
I’m keeping Jessica Rabbit busy. So Jessica Rabbit and Marilyn Monroe ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/62 "2009-01-10T15:59:54Z")
Yanno, there aren’t a whole lot of studmuffin cartoon characters that aren’t psychotic. Top Cat and Cary Grant. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/63 "2009-01-10T16:02:02Z")
Jim Henson & Kermit the Frog:p:rolleyes::D\<—note green smilies ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/64 "2009-01-10T18:07:25Z")
Cartoon: Charles Foster Ofdensen Dead guy: Rod Serling ---
**Author:** ![flickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@flickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flickster)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/65 "2009-01-10T18:47:03Z")
Star-Eyed Stella and Yvonne De Carlo ---
**Author:** ![Rachael\_Rage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@Rachael\_Rage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachael_Rage)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/66 "2009-01-10T19:07:38Z")
River Phoenix, _please_. > [@Juniper200](#): > > I say we allow it, because that way I can have rotoscoped Robert Downey Jr. join me and c. 1939 Jimmy Stuart. OK, then I’ll take rotoscoped Robert Downey Jr. over my longtime crush Speed Racer, who is just not as sexy to me now as he was when I was six. ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/67 "2009-01-10T19:24:27Z")
[James](http://img.webring.com/r/t/teamrocketattack/logo) from _Pokemon_ and [James Dean](http://hunternuttall.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/james-dean.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/68 "2009-01-10T19:28:01Z")
Jim Morrison and Dr. Girlfriend from _The Venture Brothers_. I don’t care what she’s got under that skirt; I want it. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/69 "2009-01-10T22:50:37Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Lauren Bacall is still alive. Well, you’re right! ---
**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/70 "2009-01-11T00:54:04Z")
> [@installLSC](#): > > The dead person part is so hard to choose. (Is that disturbing?). I mean, just among the classic actresses, you have Lana Turner, Rita Hayworth, Jean Simmons, Susan Hayward, Jennifer Jones, etc. etc. etc. Can’t I ask for an exemption and beg to be the meat in a Greer Garson/Paulette Goddard sandwich? Ok, if you must Daphne from Scooby Doo and Miss Goddard. Although Miss Garson, you’re more than welcome to join in;). I know, right?! I’m trying to decide between Burt Lancaster, Errol Flynn, William Holden, and Robert Mitchum…and then there’s _Streetcar_-era Marlon Brando, Tyrone Power, Joel McCrea…too much choice. Hmmm. Tonight, I’ll go with Burt Lancaster and Roy Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist. (Cartoon runners-up include every cartoon Miguel Ferrer has ever voiced, ever.) ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/71 "2009-01-11T04:44:02Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > I’m keeping Jessica Rabbit busy. > > So Jessica Rabbit and Marilyn Monroe Finally someone picked Marilyn Monroe! Her and Erin Esurance. Thank Og for her, so I wouldn’t have to pick Kim Possible and feel like a Dirty Old Man. Claudette Colbert is my second choice for dead person. ---
**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/72 "2009-01-11T05:45:58Z")
Jeannie from the animated version of _I Dream of Jeannie_, and Louise Brooks. ---
**Author:** ![History\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b19c9b/32.png) [@History\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/History_Geek)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/73 "2009-01-11T06:13:24Z")
Veronica Lake is definitely in my Top 3 for the Dead Chick requirement. For Animated Chick I’m torn between Lisa Hayes from _Robotech_ and the Princess from _Voltron_. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/74 "2009-01-11T06:15:06Z")
I just googled “erin esurance fantasy” and apparently there are thousands of people out there jacking it to Ms. Esurance. There’s EE _hentai_, and at least half the “erin esurance” entries on deviantART involve her either nekkid, semi-naked, tied up, or some combination thereof. Wow. ---
**Author:** ![Alienhand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Alienhand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alienhand)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/75 "2009-01-11T06:35:03Z")
Then you certainly don’t want to google “jane jetson fantasy” or “judy jetson porn”. George is HUNG. ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/76 "2009-01-11T15:40:30Z")
Princess Jasmine from _Aladdin_ and Grace Kelly. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/77 "2009-01-11T19:10:30Z")
David Xanatos(cartoon character) and Howard Keel(dead guy). The thought of being a girl in a manwich like that is…arousing. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/78 "2009-01-11T22:01:18Z")
Pocahontas (animated) and Rita Hayworth ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/79 "2009-01-11T23:20:33Z")
> [@CaerieD](#): > > Comic characters are considered cartoons for the sake of this exercise, yes? > > In that case, I’d say Gilgamesh Wulfenbach and Bettie Page. If I must go with someone animated, then Jessica Rabbit and Marlon Brando, circa 1951. > > In either case, there should be leather involved. _Gilgamesh_ Wulfenbach? Ugh, he looks too young. Now, if you’d mentioned his father Klaus… Maybe I should have picked a different character earlier. Decisions, decisions. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/80 "2009-01-12T00:03:23Z")
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