# Your fantasy threesome! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 9, 2009, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603 "2009-01-09T22:51:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/81 "2009-01-12T00:06:39Z")
> [@WolfpackJeep](#): > > Cartoon: Charles Foster Ofdensen > > Dead guy: Rod Serling Oh yeah, I forgot about Rod Serling. The eyebrows. ---
**Author:** ![CAT\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@CAT\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CAT_1)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/82 "2009-01-12T00:23:14Z")
[Tarzan](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tarzan-Filmation.png)(from the 80s cartoon) and [Paul Newman](http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Paul-Newman-Photograph-C10111234.jpeg). I would take him at just about any age, but around my age(43) is when he looked his best to me. ---
**Author:** ![CAT\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@CAT\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CAT_1)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/83 "2009-01-12T00:28:05Z")
I told the hubby about this thread, and he came up with Jessica Rabbit, and Anna Nicole Smith. Can you tell he is a boob man? Sheeeesh! ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/84 "2009-01-12T00:36:01Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I just googled “erin esurance fantasy” and apparently there are thousands of people out there jacking it to Ms. Esurance. I was going to say Erin Esurence. And I guess Marilyn Monroe. I don’t know that many dead hot celebrities. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/85 "2009-01-12T00:58:01Z")
Since Jessica has been getting such a workout, I’ll have to go with Agatha Heterodyne. And the dead chick will have to be the porn star Savannah before her boob job. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/86 "2009-01-12T01:18:57Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > I’ll have to go with Agatha Heterodyne. So you like breaking in virgins? ---
**Author:** ![Cider\_Depot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Cider\_Depot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cider_Depot)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/87 "2009-01-12T02:06:31Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > Kim Possible. Isn’t Kim Possible under age? Betty Boop, Jayne Mansfield ---
**Author:** ![wunderkammer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed8c4c/32.png) [@wunderkammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wunderkammer)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/88 "2009-01-12T03:07:26Z")
I’m going with Yul Brynner and Dean Venture. As this fantasy is pretty ridiculous from the start, I can only hope that they will show up [in](http://www.geocities.com/crawfordgirl/ramses.jpg) [character](http://www.venturebroswiki.com/vbwiki/Image:SXYDEAN.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/89 "2009-01-12T04:10:03Z")
Ariel from Disney’s “The Little Mermaid” (land-based incarnation) Marilyn Monroe ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/90 "2009-01-12T04:24:25Z")
If Barbara Eden is suddenly struck down it’s this dam threads fault. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/91 "2009-01-12T04:36:40Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > So you like breaking in virgins? A minor detail. I just really dig chicks with big brains. And she strikes me as a real fast learner. The best thing about virginity? It can be cured! ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/92 "2009-01-12T05:31:21Z")
> [@fusoya](#): > > Kim Possible & Sylvia Plath I salute you. Excellent choices. Since she’s still alive I can’t go with Julie Newmar as Catwoman, combined with Catwoman. Instead I’ll take\* Catwoman\* and _Katherine Hepburn_. First alternates are _Jessie from Team Rocket_ and _Jane Austen_ Second alternates are _Betty Rubble_ and _Nancy (Viscountess) [Astor](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Astor)_. Whoa. That’s gonna be a surreal night. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/93 "2009-01-12T07:03:24Z")
Terry McGinnis and Brad Renfro ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/94 "2009-01-12T08:17:06Z")
Deedlit and Alice Prin ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/95 "2009-01-12T16:28:32Z")
Ta’arna (probably misspelled that) from _Heavy Metal_. Maureen O’Sullivan, who played Jane in the Johnny Weissmuller “Tarzan” movies. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/96 "2009-01-12T16:50:10Z")
> [@mbh](#): > > Ta’arna (probably misspelled that) from _Heavy Metal_. > Maureen O’Sullivan, who played Jane in the Johnny Weissmuller “Tarzan” movies. Shit! I was coming in here to list the Heavy Metal chick! OK, I get sloppy seconds, I guess. Dead chick: Gia Carangi (pre-drug use) ---
**Author:** ![Liche](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@Liche](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liche)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/97 "2009-01-12T21:03:35Z")
> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#): > > Betty Rubble and Grace Kelly. Well I would _go_ with Betty, but I’d be thinking of Wilma… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/98 "2009-01-12T21:05:03Z")
> [@Fish](#): > > …not so fast. One of them has to be a cartoon character, and one of them has to be a dead person. Velma and Grace Kelly. That was easy! ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/99 "2009-01-12T21:15:42Z")
Tessa Testarossa from _Full Metal Panic!_ and Sappho of Lesbos. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603/100 "2009-01-12T21:17:24Z")
The Baroness and Bettie Page. Woot! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-threesome/480603.md?page=6)