# Your Fantasy Xmas Gift List

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-xmas-gift-list/129509>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 24, 2002, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-xmas-gift-list/129509 "2002-09-24T20:00:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-xmas-gift-list/129509/1 "2002-09-24T20:00:41Z")

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Being that you are poor and everyone else you know of is in the same boat, feel free to put here the things, the unobtainable materialistic \*things \* that you really, really, really, really want.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-xmas-gift-list/129509/2 "2002-09-24T20:17:44Z")

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A beach house on Maui would be a good start. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-xmas-gift-list/129509/3 "2002-09-24T20:37:09Z")

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Everything from [this site](http://www.dinostoreus.com/). And somewhere to put it all.

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**Author:** ![EggNogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@EggNogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EggNogg)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-xmas-gift-list/129509/4 "2002-09-24T20:38:57Z")

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8,000,000 purple pingpong balls

egg

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**Author:** ![bristlesage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/edb3f5/32.png) [@bristlesage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bristlesage)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-xmas-gift-list/129509/5 "2002-09-24T21:58:30Z")

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A custom-made violin. Oh, yeah. That would be sweet. And there are a whole bunch o’ CDs that got stolen that I’d really like to replace.

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**Author:** ![Stccrd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Stccrd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stccrd)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-xmas-gift-list/129509/6 "2002-09-24T22:14:15Z")

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A B20B LS swap with GSR axles, a type-r head, and a t3/t4 turbo built motor, fully swapped into a 2000 Civic.

Yes, i am an annoying little ricer.

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-xmas-gift-list/129509/7 "2002-09-24T22:25:53Z")

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Uhm… -blinks- What do I really really want? A fully-furnished house in Nova Scotia (Or any Martime province) , not too too far a drive from the beach. A car that runs and has a decent stereo… preferably new. Camping gear… the whole kit and caboodle everything needed for a good tenting trip to the lake. A house… hmm… maybe in BC for the winter. It’s cool enough that I’ll be comfy but warm enough that I’m not freezing my ass off in snow piled over my head.

Or I might just settle for a harem of men… or even one really good man.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-xmas-gift-list/129509/8 "2002-09-24T22:41:53Z")

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I want the retirement home that my sweetie and I have designed to magically appear on the lot, completely furnished and tastefully decorated. Is that too much to ask??

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-xmas-gift-list/129509/9 "2002-09-25T00:48:43Z")

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Donovan McNabb, Ricky Williams, Marvin Harrison, Adam Viniateri, and the Philly defense…

Oh, oh, sorry. Not _that_ kind of fantasy.

Alright, in that case, how about the cheerleading squads of the aforementioned players, all decked out in…

Ah. Not that kind of fantasy either. Never mind.

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**Author:** ![zen101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c68b51/32.png) [@zen101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zen101)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-xmas-gift-list/129509/10 "2002-09-25T01:01:14Z")

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I want a mixed arab/clyde mare, tack and someplace to keep her as my porch is just too small.

I also want a bunny rabbit.

Maybe a kitten, but it has to get along with the bunny.

A match trigger set for my Gold Cup.

Ethernet adapter for my PS/2

and

SOCOM for my PS/2

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-xmas-gift-list/129509/11 "2002-09-25T01:24:07Z")

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World peace. If I can’t have that, the winning lotto ticket for the next 25 million drawing. I would be happy with 10 million. 5 million would be nice.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-xmas-gift-list/129509/12 "2002-09-25T01:32:18Z")

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A case of Blue Creme Nehi.  
The _All This And World War II_ boxed record set.  
National Lampoon’s _Buy This Box Set Or We’ll Shoot This Dog_.  
A trip to Worldcon.

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**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-xmas-gift-list/129509/13 "2002-09-25T02:41:55Z")

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[Here tis it be](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/wishlist/3JN6WQ3IDSMP3/ref%3Dwl%5Fs%5F3/002-5140357-2281633)

Hopefully it’s not completely unattainable.

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**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-xmas-gift-list/129509/14 "2002-09-25T02:50:48Z")

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A meaningful, fulfilling job.

Failing that, a boxcar full of the finest chocolates the world has to offer will do.

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**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-xmas-gift-list/129509/15 "2002-09-25T03:06:07Z")

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And yes, after reading all of these posts, I **AM** materialistic! True blue and the American way!

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-xmas-gift-list/129509/16 "2002-09-25T03:13:21Z")

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An original(_not reprint_ ) copy of the first National Geographic magazine.NOt asll that many were printed of course, and of the few still around, they go for five figures or so.

And I agree with \*\*dywr. \*\* A load of high quality chocolates would be very nice. And a kitchen I designed myself. All the books I ever wanted, in hardback, long lasting acid free paper.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-xmas-gift-list/129509/17 "2002-09-25T03:46:20Z")

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A bari sax.

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**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-xmas-gift-list/129509/18 "2002-09-25T05:02:00Z")

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A winning lottery ticket with a big enough payoff that I can be debt free, buy a home, have a nice little nest egg and kick a few bucks back to my family. A miraculous cure for autism so I can talk with my daughter. My Camaro fixed up, driveable and looking sharp.

I’ll be happy with a pair of tap shoes and a PS2 though.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-xmas-gift-list/129509/19 "2002-09-25T05:39:05Z")

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Oh gee… what do I really want?

[ul]  
[li]a new computer with all the latest components, hardware, software, a big-ass hard drive, etc.[/li][li]lots of money, so I can spend it on various things[/li][li]a good man to love me for me, no matter what I look like, or any emotional baggage I might be carrying around[/li][li]all the kids I know to grow up to be good citizens and such[/li][li]peace in thsi increasingly troubled world[/li][li]help for the poor and disenfranchised[/li][/ul]

F\_X

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**Author:** ![tavalla](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tavalla/32/89_2.png) [@tavalla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tavalla)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-fantasy-xmas-gift-list/129509/20 "2002-09-25T11:24:31Z")

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_sigh_ A plane ticket…

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