# Your favorite candy bar

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-candy-bar/502325
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [July 8, 2009, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-candy-bar/502325 "2009-07-08T13:08:34Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Arachne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Arachne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arachne)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2009, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-candy-bar/502325/21 "2009-07-08T14:01:49Z")

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Loves me some Kit-Kats and Reeses - pre-portioned for maximum shareability 🙂

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### Author: ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2009, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-candy-bar/502325/22 "2009-07-08T14:03:41Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> These days I love Milky Ways. I have always hated Three Musketeers. Is that weird? To me, they’re similar but Three Musketeers just is a half baked attempt to be a Milky Way.

I always get confused by American talk of these chocolate bars, as I believe there is a complex three-way relationship between Mars, Milky Way and Three Musketeers.

Over here we don’t have Three Musketeers, but a Mars has nougat topped with soft caramel, all wrapped in chocolate, while a Milky Way is soft pale-coloured whippy nougat covered in chocolate.

As I understand it, a US Milky Way is like a UK Mars, and a UK Milky Way is like a US Three Musketeers. The US Mars bar used to have almonds in it but has apparently now been superseded by some type of Snickers chimera.

Honestly, it’s enough to make your head (and teeth) hurt. 😕

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### Author: ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2009, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-candy-bar/502325/23 "2009-07-08T14:13:33Z")

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that’s a hard one. I love chocolate and almonds, but most of the candy bars that have them don’t put in enough almonds. A local place has almond bark, which is fantastic, but costly.

I also like chocolate and peanut butter, so Reeses makes good ones. The almond bark would have to be my favorite though.

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### Author: ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-candy-bar/502325/24 "2009-07-08T14:18:59Z")

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Payday is a fave, so are Reese’s PB Cups.

My personal theory regarding some of the (US) M&M/Mars bars:

3 Musketeers: chocoloate-covered whipped nougat  
3 Musketeers + caramel = Milky Way  
Milky Way + peanuts = Snickers  
Milky Way + almonds = Mars

So it looks like **Colophon** has the conversions correct. Why the hell they just can’t call a Milky Way the same the world over and a Mars bar the same the world over mystifies me. Same for KitKat bars.

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### Author: ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2009, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-candy-bar/502325/25 "2009-07-08T14:22:23Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> Strangely, that’s exactly what I had for breakfast this morning. It’s also been decided that a Kit Kat is acceptable breakfast food because it’s not really _candy_ candy. It’s more of a biscotti.

You’re exactly right. See? If you squint your eyes and cock your head a little to the left, it’s almost health food!

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### Author: ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-candy-bar/502325/26 "2009-07-08T14:26:24Z")

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I think it’s called a Take 5–it has chocolate, pretzel, peanut butter, and caramel. Yum.

And if I want to spend a small fortune, I love the Barcelona Bar from Vosges. Smoked almonds and sea salt in chocolate.

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### Author: ![Hunter\_Hawk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/50afbb/32.png) [@Hunter\_Hawk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hunter_Hawk)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2009, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-candy-bar/502325/27 "2009-07-08T14:35:07Z")

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[Fran’s GoldBars](http://www.franschocolates.com/home.php?cat=21). Close to three bucks apiece and totally worth it.

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### Author: ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2009, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-candy-bar/502325/28 "2009-07-08T14:45:01Z")

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On the one occasion a year that I eat a candy bar, it’s usually a Twix. Or a Kit Kat.

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### Author: ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2009, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-candy-bar/502325/29 "2009-07-08T14:48:29Z")

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> [@Olentzero](#):
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> Same for KitKat bars.

Wait, don’t tell me you have funny Kit Kats as well? :eek:

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### Author: ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2009, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-candy-bar/502325/30 "2009-07-08T14:52:39Z")

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(US) Milky Way

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### Author: ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2009, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-candy-bar/502325/31 "2009-07-08T15:02:27Z")

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> [@Hunter\_Hawk](#):
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> [Fran’s GoldBars](http://www.franschocolates.com/home.php?cat=21). Close to three bucks apiece and totally worth it.

The almond ones look promising, I’ll have to try them - once I’m off my diet… 🙂

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### Author: ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2009, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-candy-bar/502325/32 "2009-07-08T15:18:32Z")

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Twix [http://www.blisstree.com/kettleandcup/files/2008/01/800px-twix\_opened.jpg](http://www.blisstree.com/kettleandcup/files/2008/01/800px-twix_opened.jpg)

Mallo Cups [http://www.candywrappermuseum.com/03\_classics/cx\_mallocup.jpg](http://www.candywrappermuseum.com/03_classics/cx_mallocup.jpg)

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups (full size) [http://smoron.com/media/smore\_pictures/reeses.jpg](http://smoron.com/media/smore_pictures/reeses.jpg)

Chunky [http://www.virtualredvine.com/Products/Classic/chunky2.jpg](http://www.virtualredvine.com/Products/Classic/chunky2.jpg)

100 Grand [http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3194/3077576253\_08043716bf.jpg](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3194/3077576253_08043716bf.jpg)

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### Author: ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2009, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-candy-bar/502325/33 "2009-07-08T15:22:22Z")

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Maaaan, I remember when I used to smoke weed. A snicker, a bag of funyuns and a mountain due. Geezus Krist.

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### Author: ![Casserole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b77776/32.png) [@Casserole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casserole)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2009, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-candy-bar/502325/34 "2009-07-08T15:57:20Z")

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Twix & KitKat, definitely my favourites. We also have a bar called Snickers, which is similar to Mars (and incidentally, owned by the same company), but better.

A new entrant: At Christmastime - [Almond Roca](https://www.brown-haley.com/almondproduct.php)

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### Author: ![This\_Just\_In\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@This\_Just\_In\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_Just_In_2)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2009, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-candy-bar/502325/35 "2009-07-08T16:01:57Z")

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Nothing beats a box of smarties in my mind.

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### Author: ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-candy-bar/502325/36 "2009-07-08T16:03:08Z")

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My fave “candy bar” is probably dark chocolate almond M&Ms.  
If those aren’t available, I’ll go with peanut, or maybe Nestle’s Crunch.  
On the occasions that I buy candy at the grocery store I get those dark chocolate Hershey’s nuggets with almonds.

But I’m pretty much of a candy whore. Hard to think of many combinations of chocolate, nuts, rice crisps, cookies, caramel, coconut, etc. that I do NOT like!

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### Author: ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2009, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-candy-bar/502325/37 "2009-07-08T16:06:25Z")

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> [@This\_Just\_In\_2](#):
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> Nothing beats a box of smarties in my mind.

UK Smarties or US Smarties? That is, the things that look like M&Ms or the little sugar pills in a rollpack?

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### Author: ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-candy-bar/502325/38 "2009-07-08T16:08:09Z")

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> [@Colophon](#):
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> Wait, don’t tell me you have funny Kit Kats as well? :eek:

Missed this one - if you mean the four-to-a-pack you can break off and share with your friends, then no. If you mean the abomination unto God in the form of a single oversized biscuit that makes people think of novelty checks, then yes. Them’s the funny ones.

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### Author: ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2009, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-candy-bar/502325/39 "2009-07-08T16:12:34Z")

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> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> I think it’s called a Take 5–it has chocolate, pretzel, peanut butter, and caramel. Yum.

We call these PMS bars, because they have everything a girl could want when she’s on her period- sweet, salty, chocolatey, and wonderful.

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### Author: ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2009, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-candy-bar/502325/40 "2009-07-08T16:24:31Z")

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Reeses all the way.  
Pretty much any chocolate/PB combo…but Reeses.

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