# Your Favorite Casegirl (Deal Or No Deal)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-casegirl-deal-or-no-deal/350489>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 30, 2006, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-casegirl-deal-or-no-deal/350489 "2006-03-30T01:54:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-casegirl-deal-or-no-deal/350489/21 "2006-04-01T00:56:48Z")

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I wonder what the dirt is on the models who dropped out?

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-casegirl-deal-or-no-deal/350489/22 "2006-04-01T01:21:23Z")

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They didn’t have sex with me. I made a quick phonecall to my buddy I.M. Banker and he told her what’s up.

That’ll learn 'em.

Seriously, though, I can’t figure out a way they’d drop out. Maybe your April got a better gig? That’s all I’ve got. I don’t think that being a case model would be a well-paying job.

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-casegirl-deal-or-no-deal/350489/23 "2006-04-01T01:39:32Z")

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No, Lindsay C must have gotten a better gig. _April is on the show_.

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-casegirl-deal-or-no-deal/350489/24 "2006-04-01T01:44:53Z")

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I’ll bet she has $750,000. Dude better not push his luck.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-casegirl-deal-or-no-deal/350489/25 "2006-04-01T03:17:27Z")

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My bad. Shows you how much I know from not watching the show.

I need to see an April. I’ve gotta see if she lives up to the hype.

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**Author:** ![Kiros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/439d5e/32.png) [@Kiros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiros)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-casegirl-deal-or-no-deal/350489/26 "2006-04-01T04:09:12Z")

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> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> Anyways, I was talking about the face region. They look similar and I bet Aubrie has amazing bedroom eyes. I bet she’d also look amazing all slutted up.

Aubrie’s face actually bugs me a lot more than her breasts (vice versa for Ms. Banks, oddly enough). Something about the strength of her nose and the fake-white-hair… I dunno. The modelling pictures of her are more attractive, but the “set” pictures (in the dress) just aren’t doing it for me.

For the record, I think I like Megan, Patricia, and Anya the most after Lindsay S. They should also update this mythical April we’re hearing so much about, because I’ve watched the show a couple of times, and the rampant stupidity involved (however addictive it may be!) is WAY too much for me to do anything other than ogle the models on the internet from here on out 🙂

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-casegirl-deal-or-no-deal/350489/27 "2006-04-01T04:17:00Z")

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> [@Kiros](#):
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> Aubrie’s face actually bugs me a lot more than her breasts (vice versa for Ms. Banks, oddly enough). Something about the strength of her nose and the fake-white-hair… I dunno. The modelling pictures of her are more attractive, but the “set” pictures (in the dress) just aren’t doing it for me.
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> For the record, I think I like Megan, Patricia, and Anya the most after Lindsay S. They should also update this mythical April we’re hearing so much about, because I’ve watched the show a couple of times, and the rampant stupidity involved (however addictive it may be!) is WAY too much for me to do anything other than ogle the models on the internet from here on out 🙂

Truth be told, I can definitely see how Aubrie could be “not some guys’ type”. I’m perfectly down with that. However, I am making that pick based on potential. Like I said, slutted up, I bet she’s amazing.

Going strictly with what we’ve got to work with, I’ll say Anya or Lindsay S. Anya edges her out.

I figured out who Lindsay S. reminds me of: Shana Hyatt from the World Poker Tour.

I think we need to see this mythical April. Everyone’s fawning over her and I need to see if she’s heads and shoulders above the rest of the flock.

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-casegirl-deal-or-no-deal/350489/28 "2006-04-01T05:14:23Z")

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> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> I think we need to see this mythical April. Everyone’s fawning over her and I need to see if she’s heads and shoulders above the rest of the flock.

Well, she’s peculiar to my taste and ideals of beauty, probably not everybody’s standard. That’s what I like about the Casegirls though, a broad and perfect spectrum.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-casegirl-deal-or-no-deal/350489/29 "2006-04-01T05:42:52Z")

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Well, I can appreciate other facets of beauty.

…well, most of them, I’d think.  
I still need a gander at this gal.

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