# Your Favorite Cheeseball Pick Up Lines & Do They Work?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-cheeseball-pick-up-lines-do-they-work/643129>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 5, 2012, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-cheeseball-pick-up-lines-do-they-work/643129 "2012-12-05T22:35:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-cheeseball-pick-up-lines-do-they-work/643129/21 "2012-12-09T08:25:07Z")

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Does this smell like chloroform?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-cheeseball-pick-up-lines-do-they-work/643129/22 "2012-12-09T09:02:25Z")

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I have a nine-inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears.

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**Author:** ![emeraldia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@emeraldia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emeraldia)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-cheeseball-pick-up-lines-do-they-work/643129/23 "2012-12-09T17:17:46Z")

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Do you work for FEMA? Because I’m about to declare a “state of emergency”… in my **pants**.  
Made that one up myself. You may use it.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-cheeseball-pick-up-lines-do-they-work/643129/24 "2012-12-09T18:04:43Z")

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Don’t turn this rape into a murder…

:eek:

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