# Your Favorite Color is the Key to Your Sexual Life! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 20, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-color-is-the-key-to-your-sexual-life/33893 "2000-09-20T19:14:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-color-is-the-key-to-your-sexual-life/33893/41 "2000-09-21T01:46:24Z")
Wait a minute, what’s the description for silver? This is inaccurate considering how many colors they missed! ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-color-is-the-key-to-your-sexual-life/33893/42 "2000-09-21T01:47:16Z")
Hmmm … I would have said blue, but red and green are nice too. Maybe I’ll get out that plaid shirt when I get home, and go looking for a date … ---
**Author:** ![Bluemonchichi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@Bluemonchichi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluemonchichi)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-color-is-the-key-to-your-sexual-life/33893/43 "2000-09-21T05:03:55Z")
Let’s see…I think I would be another BLUE checking in…Most of the description fits. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-color-is-the-key-to-your-sexual-life/33893/44 "2000-09-21T05:23:32Z")
Well, my favorite colors are red and orange (I’m an autumn-type person!) According to the site, I can be described as: \*RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware. ORANGE: Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm – but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner’s hair, and women leave red welts on the sex partner’s back.\* Hmm…I am easily aroused yet, I tend not to have orgasms? Well, that would certainly explain my perpetual crankiness! ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-color-is-the-key-to-your-sexual-life/33893/45 "2000-09-21T06:03:26Z")
Same as Techchick, (green/blue) including liking maroon. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-color-is-the-key-to-your-sexual-life/33893/46 "2000-09-21T07:42:54Z")
And I was starting to believe the appropriateness of it all: “DRY” – DRY spell “Blue” – blue balls ☹ Look, even the damned sad smiley is blue! ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-color-is-the-key-to-your-sexual-life/33893/47 "2000-09-21T14:51:53Z")
Ever since I was a lad My favorite color has been plaid. A little green, a little blue, A little black can be good, too. Orange gets me through the day; A dash of brown helps smooth the way. Can’t speak for you, but in my home Sex don’t come in monochrome! ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-color-is-the-key-to-your-sexual-life/33893/48 "2000-09-21T17:31:07Z")
Trkr… You make this blue girl turn… pink! 😉 a very good match, but with the greatest respect… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-color-is-the-key-to-your-sexual-life/33893/49 "2000-09-21T17:47:34Z")
Red for me. And yes, I have roared like a tiger in bed. Hey, guys can make noise too… ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-color-is-the-key-to-your-sexual-life/33893/50 "2000-09-21T17:54:40Z")
> [@](#): > > PINK: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases they flaunt > their femininity – but because they secretly hate men. Well, that was a good for a laugh, anyway. 🙂 You men – get away from me, ya bastards! Oh, wait, that wasn’t very teasing, was it? I’d ask as you guys to help me mature, but that would definitely be promising more than I intend to deliver. _:: Memo to self: Throw out all those head-to-toe pink outfits. ::_ ---
**Author:** ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-color-is-the-key-to-your-sexual-life/33893/51 "2000-09-21T17:59:24Z")
**GREEN:** Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity. **BLUE:** Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner’s needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a babygrand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate – never seeking outside interests. So… despite my resemblance to Captain Kangaroo, any takers? ~~Baloo ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-color-is-the-key-to-your-sexual-life/33893/52 "2000-09-21T18:38:49Z")
Fav. colors blue and yellow. Hmm. Some of this is not at all surprising. Not telling what, though;) ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-color-is-the-key-to-your-sexual-life/33893/53 "2000-09-22T01:07:25Z")
BLACK: Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire. BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner’s needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a babygrand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate – never seeking outside interests. Well, that’s odd. My two favorite colors say completely different things about me. I guess I’m somewhere in between. Yet another thing about me that makes no sense. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-color-is-the-key-to-your-sexual-life/33893/54 "2000-09-22T01:18:22Z")
Well I would say my faborite color is blue, I love blue but I wear black on a daily basis, I must always wear something black, it’s just a little thing I have. Ummm, well the description kinda fits, ::frantically stuffs handcuffs and all things leather into her closet and slams the door shut:: it isn’t all that accurate though, but I can be rather moody. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-color-is-the-key-to-your-sexual-life/33893/55 "2000-09-22T01:50:24Z")
Blue. Though I have been leaning toward green lately. And blue does describe me quite well. I love sex as an art form. Elegant, beautiful, perfect in all its shades and colors and… I’ll stop now…Too bad I can’t draw. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-color-is-the-key-to-your-sexual-life/33893/56 "2000-09-22T03:59:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > \*\*Elegant, beautiful, perfect in all its shades and colors and… I’ll stop now…Too bad I can’t draw. \*\* Perhaps a diagram or two . . . or some representative art? Please? Some of us aren’t getting any and you egging us on (no pun intended) isn’t helping! ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-color-is-the-key-to-your-sexual-life/33893/57 "2000-09-22T05:48:00Z")
My favorite color has always been blue. > [@](#): > > Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. That’s accurate. > [@](#): > > In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate I should send that to my ex-wife, just so she knows dumping me was a mistake… ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-color-is-the-key-to-your-sexual-life/33893/58 "2000-09-22T08:22:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by purplebear \* > \*\*I don’t know about anyone else, but a description that fits me less would be hard to find. My favorite colour is of course, **Purple**. Yet that says: > > PURPLE: Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair. Men are business-like in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else’s gratification. > What in the world are they talking about? And _ **WHO** _? Certainly not me! 😕 > > \*\* Hey Purplebear, remember that the color purple is a combination of _ **RED** _ and\*\*\* BLUE\*\*\*, now it will most likely match the way you are. And if any of it is true… ;)🙂 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-color-is-the-key-to-your-sexual-life/33893/59 "2000-09-22T14:02:44Z")
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