# Your favorite episodes that never were.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 5, 2019, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-episodes-that-never-were/844439 "2019-12-05T22:31:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-episodes-that-never-were/844439/1 "2019-12-05T22:31:31Z")

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I’m sure most of you have imagined or read fanfic stories set in various series that would have rocked if they’d been real episodes.

My contribution: South Park “The N Word”. Someone tricks Cartman (not hard to do) by quoting several outdated terms from the 18th and 19th centuries into believing that “n **r" is a perfectly acceptable synonym for “black”. Hilarity ensues; such as the police having to be called to the school to restrain Cook from assaulting Cartman, who explains "All I did was ask him if we were having n** r beans for lunch, and he went crazy!”

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-episodes-that-never-were/844439/2 "2019-12-05T23:09:13Z")

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:smack: -_ **Chef** _. It’s been a long day…