# Your Favorite Futurama Quote **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 21, 2002, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-futurama-quote/99393 "2002-03-21T20:32:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AtomicDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@AtomicDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AtomicDog)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-futurama-quote/99393/1 "2002-03-21T20:32:00Z")
“I sentence you all to…Death!” ``` "Awwww!" ``` “…By Snu Snu!” ``` "...Yaaaay!" ``` ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-futurama-quote/99393/2 "2002-03-21T20:38:35Z")
Kill all humans Kill all humans… hey baby wanna kill all humans?" ---
**Author:** ![coffeecam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc8723/32.png) [@coffeecam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffeecam)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-futurama-quote/99393/3 "2002-03-21T20:45:31Z")
bite my red hot glowing @ss… This emotion you humans call wuv confuses and enrages us! (Go Omecron Persii 8!) Woah… I think that hippie is starting to kick in… ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-futurama-quote/99393/4 "2002-03-21T20:54:00Z")
“You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread” ---
**Author:** ![Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/41988e/32.png) [@Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yo_La_Tengo)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-futurama-quote/99393/5 "2002-03-21T20:54:28Z")
“I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.” - Zapp Brannigan ---
**Author:** ![Kybrdbrkn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b3f665/32.png) [@Kybrdbrkn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kybrdbrkn)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-futurama-quote/99393/6 "2002-03-21T21:26:39Z")
“I am Lurr, from the planet Nintendu 64! Tremble in fear at our three different kinds of ship!” ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-futurama-quote/99393/7 "2002-03-21T22:19:13Z")
Check the sig: ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-futurama-quote/99393/8 "2002-03-22T00:02:26Z")
What about the people that love you? I hate the people that love me, and they hate me. ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-futurama-quote/99393/9 "2002-03-22T00:12:01Z")
“We’ll need a doomsday device”. Professor, pressing a button. “I think I can spare one and still be feared.” ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-futurama-quote/99393/10 "2002-03-22T01:34:28Z")
“This is the saltiest thing I’ve ever tasted . . . and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt!” -Fry In the planet of beurocrats: “Guards! Bring me the paperwork necessary to have you two throw them out of here!” ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-futurama-quote/99393/11 "2002-03-22T01:47:25Z")
“This is like sex…except I’m having it!” -Fry ---
**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-futurama-quote/99393/12 "2002-03-22T02:08:38Z")
Bender was the best thing about this show. “None of your business! Get off my back!” “I’m starting my _own_ theme park! With blackjack! And hookers!” ---
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-futurama-quote/99393/13 "2002-03-22T02:10:12Z")
“He’s fast! He makes Speedy Gonzales look like Regular Gonzales!” ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-futurama-quote/99393/14 "2002-03-22T02:51:00Z")
“In fact, forget the amusement park!” “My parents were always on about my grooming habits. What am I, the Pope?” “Yeah, and you know if you were the Pope, they’d be all, straighten your pope hat, and put on your good vestments.” “Well, I have studied abroad…or two!” “Kif, I have made it with a woman! Inform the men.” ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-futurama-quote/99393/15 "2002-03-22T04:10:37Z")
Something along the lines of “I don’t know how to teach–I’m a professor!” ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-futurama-quote/99393/16 "2002-03-22T04:41:16Z")
So many favorites, most of which have already been mentioned here. In the Wizard Oz dream thing, the witch: “I’m melting! I’m meeeelting! Oh, who would have thought a small amount of liquid would ever fall on meeeeee???” Zapp during the Snu Snu episode: “The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.” Scene cuts to Zapp and Kif standing together in ship: “… and that’s why you’ll never make captain, Kif.” LC ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-futurama-quote/99393/17 "2002-03-22T04:41:57Z")
“This is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!” “There, now no one can say I don’t own John Laroquette’s spine!” “Who is Ted Danson, and why do you want his skeleton?” “I have an idea for a sitcom.” ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-futurama-quote/99393/18 "2002-03-22T04:54:53Z")
After the Space Invaders battle in the “Raiders of the lost Arcade” episode, the last ship lands and old video game characters get out, one of them says: “All your base are belong to us!!!” Slight highjack: I identified Q-Bert, the egg from Burger Time, Donkey Kong, but who were the robot and the mouse with the exposed brain?? ---
**Author:** ![LabRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/898d66/32.png) [@LabRat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LabRat)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-futurama-quote/99393/19 "2002-03-22T05:44:12Z")
Ow!! My sperm!! ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-futurama-quote/99393/20 "2002-03-22T14:23:45Z")
> [@](#): > > who were the robot Think that’s from Robotron (two joystick arcade shooter) _-me_ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-futurama-quote/99393.md?page=2)