# your favorite historical event that didn't really happen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-historical-event-that-didnt-really-happen/836369>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 1, 2019, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-historical-event-that-didnt-really-happen/836369 "2019-07-01T21:59:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-historical-event-that-didnt-really-happen/836369/101 "2019-07-06T22:17:10Z")

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> [@rsat3acr](#):
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> The storming of the airports during the Revolutionary War

Seconded! 😃

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**Author:** ![Mike\_Mabes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mike_mabes/32/1782_2.png) [@Mike\_Mabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Mabes)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2019, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-historical-event-that-didnt-really-happen/836369/102 "2019-07-07T05:38:05Z")

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Going back to TR, I’ve read a couple of bios and seen a couple of documentaries, and I still don’t know how I feel about him. Yes he established the national parks and he busted some trusts and spoke out for the working man, but he was also a racist and a warmonger. Do I forgive him for not being progressive enough, the way I forgive Jefferson for opposing slavery while not freeing his slaves?

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2019, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-historical-event-that-didnt-really-happen/836369/103 "2019-07-09T03:35:11Z")

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> [@Tempe\_Jeff](#):
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> Hillary Clinton was exonerated by James Comey.

In the same vein, when the Mueller Report was released and revealed that the Donald Trump campaign didn’t collude with the Russians, and that Donald Trump didn’t commit obstruction of justice.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2019, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-historical-event-that-didnt-really-happen/836369/104 "2019-07-09T04:43:25Z")

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> [@Mike\_Mabes](#):
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> Going back to TR, I’ve read a couple of bios and seen a couple of documentaries, and I still don’t know how I feel about him. Yes he established the national parks and he busted some trusts and spoke out for the working man, but he was also a racist and a warmonger. …

He was about average for his time, actually. He didnt actually have any wars while president, and he helped end the Russo-Japanese War.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2019, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-historical-event-that-didnt-really-happen/836369/105 "2019-07-09T06:40:49Z")

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[QUOTE=DrDeth;21739490 He didnt actually have any wars while president,[/QUOTE]

[The Moro Rebellion.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Rebellion)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-historical-event-that-didnt-really-happen/836369/106 "2019-07-10T19:21:27Z")

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> [@Mike\_Mabes](#):
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> Going back to TR, I’ve read a couple of bios and seen a couple of documentaries, and I still don’t know how I feel about him. Yes he established the national parks and he busted some trusts and spoke out for the working man, but he was also a racist and a warmonger. Do I forgive him for not being progressive enough, the way I forgive Jefferson for opposing slavery while not freeing his slaves?

TR was certainly a warmonger but he was pretty progressive on racial issues for his era.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-historical-event-that-didnt-really-happen/836369/107 "2019-07-10T20:24:15Z")

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> [@Sangahyando](#):
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> Ignorance fought – I’d always imagined until now, that he did indeed telegraph the word. I take it then, that the companion episode of classical wit a decade-and-some later – Lord Dalhousie taking over Oudh state into direct British rule, and telegraphing back home “Vovi” – “I have owed” [Oudh] – is equally spurious.

I have to admit that I’ve never even heard of this one.

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