# Your favorite kind of porn contains the following: **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 16, 2010, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972 "2010-09-16T15:14:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/1 "2010-09-16T15:14:19Z")
Check the only things you really like to see in porn. Just don’t check them all, I am trying to get a picture of what is popular and what is not. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/2 "2010-09-16T15:30:37Z")
Some choices are intended to be mutually exclusive; please choose between large breasts and small breasts, even if you like 'em all. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/3 "2010-09-16T15:34:18Z")
You included feces but not urine? Your poll is full of shit and it’s pissing me off. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/4 "2010-09-16T15:36:21Z")
You are right, I should have included pissing. I am sure there are other obvious omissions. Feel free to post them. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/5 "2010-09-16T16:00:09Z")
I would say that it otherwise looks like a pretty comprehensive list, but if you go to one of those tube sites, it’s amazing how many fetishes there are out there. ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/6 "2010-09-16T16:11:17Z")
Man, I got horny just by reading the list. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/7 "2010-09-16T16:42:27Z")
Butter face? Like, hot body, oogly face? That’s a fetish? Or is it a euphemism for something else on the face? ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/8 "2010-09-16T16:42:39Z")
Japanese body pillows for the win! Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/9 "2010-09-16T16:44:11Z")
I feel lesbian sex should be a specific option. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/10 "2010-09-16T16:45:17Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > I feel lesbian sex should be a specific option. How weird is it that I, a straight guy, see two hot chicks about to go at it and think, “Remote, please. I need to skip ahead”? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/11 "2010-09-16T16:49:31Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > > [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > > > I feel lesbian sex should be a specific option. > > How weird is it that I, a straight guy, see two hot chicks about to go at it and think, “Remote, please. I need to skip ahead”? That’s pretty weird. Someone probably has a fetish about weirdos like you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/12 "2010-09-16T16:50:08Z")
I can’t believe you left out “amputee midgets dressed like 18th century Parisian plumbers building playing-card houses on the backs of lesbian sheep in a hovercraft”. I can’t be the only person who likes that. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/13 "2010-09-16T16:52:43Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > > [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > > > How weird is it that I, a straight guy, see two hot chicks about to go at it and think, “Remote, please. I need to skip ahead”? > > That’s pretty weird. Someone probably has a fetish about weirdos like you. 🙂 This remark is going to come back to haunt you after the conquest. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/14 "2010-09-16T16:53:44Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > > [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > > > I feel lesbian sex should be a specific option. > > How weird is it that I, a straight guy, see two hot chicks about to go at it and think, “Remote, please. I need to skip ahead”? Not as weird as it is that as a straight guy you have to _ask_ for the remote, instead of clutching it to your breast at all times. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/15 "2010-09-16T18:18:58Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > I can’t believe you left out “amputee midgets dressed like 18th century Parisian plumbers building playing-card houses on the backs of lesbian sheep in a hovercraft”. I can’t be the only person who likes that. Oh yeah, that’s hot, I can’t wa… hovercrafts!? You sicko, it needs to be in a catamaran. Some people… Should have had a category “Rule 34,” for all the sick shit. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/16 "2010-09-16T18:44:42Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > > [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > > > That’s pretty weird. Someone probably has a fetish about weirdos like you. 🙂 > > This remark is going to come back to haunt you after the conquest. I ain’t askeered - I have it on good authority that you don’t know what to do with Canadians. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/17 "2010-09-16T18:48:57Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > > [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > > > This remark is going to come back to haunt you after the conquest. > > I ain’t askeered - I have it on good authority that you don’t know what to do with Canadians. 🙂 You are thinking of the infernal middle-manager of the same name, dear. He’s working to bring about the APOCALYPSE. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/18 "2010-09-16T19:04:48Z")
I picked: [spoiler]Amateurs Two people Improvised dialog No plot Stripping Foreplay Talkin’ dirty Loud moaning Spanking Pain Domination Blowjobs Titty licking/sucking Anal licking/sucking Breast fondling Ass fondling Vaginal penetration Anal penetration Female orgasm Male orgasm Facials Large breasts Big asses Shaved I know some things were meant to be mutually exclusive, like vaginal and anal sex, but what I meant by choosing both was that I consider the best videos to have both- same for male/female orgasm, etc.[/spoiler] ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/19 "2010-09-16T19:25:52Z")
I know you said certain choices were mutually exclusive but I had to vote for one person/two people and small/large penises because I love all those things. I know you were probably thinking about things there were specifically about getting it on and getting off, but you left of faces. Seeing my favorite things that you’ve included on your list can be hot but also, without clearly seeing a face, can sometimes be kind of “meh.” Show me an intersting face along with all those other good things and it can ratchet my libibo up by a factor of 100. ---
**Author:** ![Laudenum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Laudenum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laudenum)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/20 "2010-09-16T19:27:19Z")
You forgot vampires. There just isn’t enough vampire porn in the world. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972.md?page=2)