# Your favorite kind of porn contains the following: **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 16, 2010, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972 "2010-09-16T15:14:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![toofs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@toofs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toofs)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/41 "2010-09-17T05:32:05Z")
Dude, you forgot Asian chicks. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/42 "2010-09-17T06:13:49Z")
Real/believable female orgasms. ---
**Author:** ![gladtobeblazed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85f322/32.png) [@gladtobeblazed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gladtobeblazed)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/43 "2010-09-17T06:14:23Z")
I like watching group pissing and bukkake porn. :o I haven’t, and probably won’t participate in it in real life though, I think it’s kind of gross. But I love watching it. ---
**Author:** ![Kaio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c68b51/32.png) [@Kaio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaio)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/44 "2010-09-17T06:32:32Z")
This is movies and not still photos, yes? Cuz, well, movies just don’t do it for me. (Well, movies that are supposed to be porn. Sex scenes in certain mainstream movies/TV are really effin hot. Then again, the acting and writing are good in said mainstream movies, too.) I dig artistically done bondage still photos, though. Particularly shibari. ---
**Author:** ![Martini\_Enfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/martini_enfield/32/11123_2.png) [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/45 "2010-09-17T07:25:06Z")
> [@descamisado](#): > > > [@Rafe\_Hollister](#): > > > > Butterface = Everything looks good, but her face > > You sure? This one has popped up in the last week or so on the exclusively male sites I [del]surf[/del] do scientific research on and, although I haven’t viewed any of those videos with that in the title, I’ve wondered what it meant too. That’s always been my understanding of the term too- ever seen a woman from behind and thought “Hey, nice ass… wouldn’t mind some of that!” and then when you’ve seen her from the front she’s not as porn-star/glamour-model-tastic as you thought she’d be? That’s what I believe the “Hip” crowd are calling “Butterface”. ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/46 "2010-09-17T12:59:36Z")
> [@FloatyGimpy](#): > > > [@Machine\_Elf](#): > > > > No kidding. Mine (diaper fetish) is not up there. I’ll take a look at pretty much anything non-vanilla, but 95% of the time I’m looking at porn, it involves diapers somehow. > > I’m guessing you’re the one who likes the feces. I haven’t taken the poll yet, so no, that’s not me. Not sure what to answer on that. Feces is disgusting to see and smell, but it’s fun to see/feel/contemplate a fully loaded diaper. And just so there’s no confusion: This has **absolutely nothing** to do with kids. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/47 "2010-09-17T13:04:46Z")
> [@Martini\_Enfield](#): > > That’s always been my understanding of the term too- ever seen a woman from behind and thought “Hey, nice ass… wouldn’t mind some of that!” and then when you’ve seen her from the front she’s not as porn-star/glamour-model-tastic as you thought she’d be? That’s what I believe the “Hip” crowd are calling “Butterface”. I’ve never seen that term as a category on any site. I have seen “Ugly”, though. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/48 "2010-09-17T13:51:45Z")
No “I don’t watch porn” option? ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/49 "2010-09-17T13:59:41Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > No “I don’t watch porn” option? Perhaps you could click on the options that would satisfy your tastes if you did watch porn. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/50 "2010-09-17T14:02:49Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > No “I don’t watch porn” option? I thought about that, and decided that wasn’t the interest of the poll. I was curious about what people who watch porn preferred, not how many watched/didn’t watch porn. Perhaps that would be a topic for another poll. ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/51 "2010-09-17T14:10:07Z")
Anything not on your [list](http://xkcd.com/468/)\*. 😛 > [@StusBlues](#): > > One thing missing above is “long shots” – ample vantages that display the entire composition of the body, not just one body part shorn of context. Lengthy closeups just don’t do it for me. Yeah, never got that either. It’s a bit like an anatomy lesson in motion – OK, OK, I get it, it goes in, it goes out. Goes in, goes out. Rule 34a: If you can think of it, there’s an XKCD about it.\*\* \*\*Corollary: And somebody’s jerking off to that. Like, right now. ---
**Author:** ![Yarster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/7c8e57/32.png) [@Yarster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yarster)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/52 "2010-09-17T14:45:37Z")
Also needed for me are: tan lines/oiled sex outside ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/53 "2010-09-17T14:59:23Z")
> [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](#): > > Ewwwww. Foot porn. > > ::Shudder:: I used to think so too (and still wouldn’t seek it out, even after a partner wanted to “worship” my feet and I decided to be GGG). However, a few years ago I had an opportunity to check out the feet of a male friend of mine (he had them propped up on the end of a couch in socks). I don’t know what it was (besides the fact he was sexy as hell himself) but I had a jolt and couldn’t take my eyes off of them, fantasizing about taking off his socks, holding them in my lap, caressing them, etc. Never felt that way before or since. > [@Martini\_Enfield](#): > > That’s what I believe the “Hip” crowd are calling “Butterface”. You two are more than likely completely correct; I’ll have to take a look at the male/male videos I’ve seen listed on my site with that in the title and see what they might be talking about there. Perhaps it’s just a carry-over term for the phenomenon. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/54 "2010-09-17T15:46:08Z")
No love for _chubby_ big-breasted women? Especially black, South Asian or East Asian ones? 🙂 Then there are a few things I avoid that aren’t on the list… Smoking. Anal anything. Jackhammer penetration shots that show nothing else and go on and on and on (boring!). Extreme medical closeups. Lineups of men waiting to be serviced (embarassing, embarassing–do they just talk about yesterday’s golf game or what?). Supercilious or sneering attitudes (along with that low-altitude upshot). Dog collars/leashes. Insults and swearing. Facesitting, when it looks like disrespect. That way women in Japanese porn seem to be passive. Very unattractive. Groping, especially in public places. Forced anything. Disrespect in general. Okay, that’s a lot of things… Generally, I like to see friendly women enjoying themselves, often vocally. I tell you, the tube site company that divides all their porn into neatly-labelled segments, then lets the viewer make custom playlists based on preferences and diskiles, will make a killing. ---
**Author:** ![Trom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@Trom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trom)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/55 "2010-09-17T15:51:43Z")
> [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](#): > > You forgot the one where where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus’s tummy-tum. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin’ gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit-of-the-Loom tank tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin, and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/56 "2010-09-17T15:55:07Z")
This … took a weird turn. ---
**Author:** ![Trom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@Trom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trom)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/57 "2010-09-17T16:16:37Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > This … took a weird turn. We’re just expressing our dismay at the lack of “obscure-90’s-rock-lyrics” fetish poll choice. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/58 "2010-09-17T16:29:54Z")
> [@Giles](#): > > > [@Bricker](#): > > > > No “I don’t watch porn” option? > > Perhaps you could click on the options that would satisfy your tastes if you did watch porn. Well, that’s the thing. I find watching other people do it more embarrassing than arousing, in general. I can’t help thinking what’s going on behind the scenes, what made the actors decide to engage in this kind of work… I can’t suspend disbelief, and even if I could, I don’t really think any two people humping is Swan Lake. I much prefer he participation to the observation. I know this is not the run-of-the-mill view, and when I was a kid, I definitely had my share of Penthouse magazines around … but even then, I found myself using the letters section much more often than the pictures section for… uhh.. assistance in gratification. But once I found the real thing, the solo version wasn’t nearly as appealing. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/59 "2010-09-17T16:50:00Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > > [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > > > How weird is it that I, a straight guy, see two hot chicks about to go at it and think, “Remote, please. I need to skip ahead”? > > Not as weird as it is that as a straight guy you have to _ask_ for the remote, instead of clutching it to your breast at all times. Nah, we’re going to make him crawl naked on all fours and _beg_ for the remote. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/60 "2010-09-17T17:36:42Z")
One of the things I was curious about was the popularity of blowjobs, which I like to get, but don’t get much satisfaction from watching. I am sure coming from a straight perspective accounts for some of that, but based on the voting, a lot of the love for blowjobs is coming from straights as well. I don’t get aroused by watching other males get aroused. Is there something I am missing? Why would straight males watch others males get aroused and ejaculate? Or is just the fact that it is a submissive act by a female? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972.md?page=4)