# Your favorite kind of porn contains the following: **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 16, 2010, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972 "2010-09-16T15:14:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/61 "2010-09-17T17:38:24Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > > [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > > > Not as weird as it is that as a straight guy you have to _ask_ for the remote, instead of clutching it to your breast at all times. > > Nah, we’re going to make him crawl naked on all fours and _beg_ for the remote. 🙂 and bark, bark like a Rhymer! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/62 "2010-09-17T17:45:34Z")
It’s funny that I can switch moods with what I like, and suddenly what turned me on five minutes ago can suddenly bore me. For instance maybe I like the sight of a woman playing with herself with no one else around. Total turn on. Then I think it would be better if she was blowing a guy. So I’ll seek out blowjob movies. And maybe one will start with a woman playing with herself. Boring! Fast forward. Then I’ll suddenly be in the mood for a handjob movie. I’ll start watching one, and – hey! Get your mouth off of that thing! ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/63 "2010-09-17T18:48:55Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > One of the things I was curious about was the popularity of blowjobs, which I like to get, but don’t get much satisfaction from watching. I am sure coming from a straight perspective accounts for some of that, but based on the voting, a lot of the love for blowjobs is coming from straights as well. I don’t get aroused by watching other males get aroused. Is there something I am missing? Why would straight males watch others males get aroused and ejaculate? Or is just the fact that it is a submissive act by a female? You’re trying to figure out \*\*\*why \*\*\*we like what we like? Good luck with that. I enjoy watching a good blow job video. Don’t want to over-analyze why. I do like to watch what appears to be a woman really enjoy pleasing the penis and the man attached. I don’t think there is any reason a straight male wouldn’t enjoy watching “other males get aroused and ejaculate.” Straight males like sex, and like watching sex (generally). ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/64 "2010-09-17T20:23:08Z")
What happened to romance? I enjoy good romance erotica. I am, despite all accusations of misogyny, a complete romantic softie. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/65 "2010-09-17T20:27:11Z")
> [@Quartz](#): > > What happened to romance? I enjoy good romance erotica. I am, despite all accusations of misogyny, a complete romantic softie. “What’s wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don’t have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate!” ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/66 "2010-09-17T20:48:38Z")
I need an option for ‘All of the above’. I like complicated porn 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/67 "2010-09-18T12:49:46Z")
> [@Trom](#): > > > [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > > > This … took a weird turn. > > We’re just expressing our dismay at the lack of “obscure-90’s-rock-lyrics” fetish poll choice. I didn’t think it was that obscure. ---
**Author:** ![Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecc23a/32.png) [@Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicolas_Bourbaki)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/68 "2010-09-18T21:52:21Z")
Okay, three other people clicked ‘drugs’. Where are all these videos of ladies smoking the cheeba? I have been unable to find more than a few. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/69 "2010-09-19T18:29:48Z")
Lately, I can’t seem to get enough of creampie porn. Maybe it’s because I have baby-making on the brain and that really gets me going. I used to be pretty up to whatever “ending” they wanted, but now, I pretty much only wanna see porn that ends with creampies. That or lesbians. I know there aren’t creampies in that, but damn, I love watching two hot chicks go at it. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/70 "2010-09-19T19:08:51Z")
> [@outlierrn](#): > > > [@RTFirefly](#): > > > > Nah, we’re going to make him crawl naked on all fours and _beg_ for the remote. 🙂 > > and bark, bark like a Rhymer! Just because I am no longer actively seeking to conquer the Earth does not mean I demobbed the radioactive mosquito squadrons. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/71 "2010-09-19T19:11:53Z")
Some missing categories: Teens Mature/MILFs Old and Young Voyeur Showers/bathtubs Massages Lingerie/bikini Celebrity Interracial ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/72 "2010-09-19T19:38:30Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Some missing categories: > Teens > Mature/MILFs > Old and Young > Voyeur > Showers/bathtubs > Massages > Lingerie/bikini > Celebrity > Interracial Some of those if forgot, some I considered too obscure, but I did include lingerie. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/73 "2010-09-19T21:01:14Z")
_carefully taking notes_ I mean. Uh. Look, a monkey! _dives out the window_ ---
**Author:** ![rhubarbarin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eb9ed0/32.png) [@rhubarbarin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhubarbarin)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/74 "2010-09-19T21:31:43Z")
What the hell is ‘creampie’ porn? I’m assuming it ends with a view of a vulva all schmeared with fluids? > [@Bricker](#): > > > [@Giles](#): > > > > Perhaps you could click on the options that would satisfy your tastes if you did watch porn. > > Well, that’s the thing. I find watching other people do it more embarrassing than arousing, in general. I can’t help thinking what’s going on behind the scenes, what made the actors decide to engage in this kind of work… I can’t suspend disbelief, and even if I could, I don’t really think any two people humping is Swan Lake. I much prefer he participation to the observation. > > I know this is not the run-of-the-mill view, and when I was a kid, I definitely had my share of Penthouse magazines around … but even then, I found myself using the letters section much more often than the pictures section for… uhh.. assistance in gratification. But once I found the real thing, the solo version wasn’t nearly as appealing. This is me, pretty much. If I did watch porn, I think it would take me forever to find something I’d really be able to get into. Probably 2 women I personally find attractive (and I’m picky) obviously having a great time, doing 100% vanilla sex acts. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/75 "2010-09-19T21:53:16Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > > [@outlierrn](#): > > > > and bark, bark like a Rhymer! > > Just because I am no longer actively seeking to conquer the Earth does not mean I demobbed the radioactive mosquito squadrons. I LOVE it when you talk dirty. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/76 "2010-09-20T04:59:10Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > I would say that it otherwise looks like a pretty comprehensive list, but if you go to one of those tube sites, it’s amazing how many fetishes there are out there. What fetishes are actually represented? Everything mentioned seemed pretty mainstream. There’s not even foot fetish (the most popular “fetish”, to the point that some consider it mainstream). I also agree with TDN about things switching around. One thing that is the most annoying is that what you don’t want to be attracted to seems to be the one that lasts longer. ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/77 "2010-09-20T06:37:56Z")
I’ll just comment on the one thing I think I’m probably out of the norm for - I’m almost totally bored by solo scenes. If there’s not at least two people it doesn’t interest me. I always fast forward to the next scene. And yet the idea of actually watching someone solo, in a real life voyeuristic sense, does really turn me on. > [@Illuminatiprimus](#): > > This poll isn’t all that gay friendly but I did my best. That’s all we can reasonably ask of you. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/78 "2010-09-20T17:28:25Z")
> [@rhubarbarin](#): > > What the hell is ‘creampie’ porn? I’m assuming it ends with a view of a vulva all schmeared with fluids? Not necessarily “schmeared.” It’s when he comes inside the woman. Some fetish porn exists where the guy (or perhaps a cuckolded husband) then proceeds to suck the jizz out of her… that’s not what I’m into. I know it’s all psychological for me, but I get turned on by the guys busting a nut inside the chick because Mr. Serenata and I are trying to get pregnant and so I’m on baby-brain and find that very sexy. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/79 "2010-09-20T19:18:27Z")
Hmmph. No hand-holding porn? “If there is a better way of exchanging long protein strings, I’d like to know about it!” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/80 "2010-09-20T19:36:20Z")
> [@rhubarbarin](#): > > Probably 2 women I personally find attractive (and I’m picky) obviously having a great time, doing 100% vanilla sex acts. Mmm, vanilla cream pie. Now I’m hungry. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972.md?page=5)