# Your favorite kind of porn contains the following: **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 16, 2010, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972 "2010-09-16T15:14:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/81 "2010-09-20T22:08:49Z")
> [@jackdavinci](#): > > I’ll just comment on the one thing I think I’m probably out of the norm for - I’m almost totally bored by solo scenes. If there’s not at least two people it doesn’t interest me. I always fast forward to the next scene. And yet the idea of actually watching someone solo, in a real life voyeuristic sense, does really turn me on. _Takes notes_ ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/82 "2010-09-20T22:22:21Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > One of the things I was curious about was the popularity of blowjobs,. . .Or is just the fact that it is a submissive act by a female? You consider giving a blowjob a submissive act? The blower has near total power over the recipient. They can make the recipient dance like a puppet on strings, or bite the penis off. The giver has all the power at the moment. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/83 "2010-09-20T22:26:27Z")
> [@Quartz](#): > > What happened to romance? I enjoy good romance erotica. I am, despite all accusations of misogyny, a complete romantic softie. So, I have a question about porn, and it’s about porn with “plots.” It has recently come to my attention that there are horror/porn movies. Something about slaying a one-eyed monster, I think? Anyway, now I need to know this: Are there _Christmas themed_ porn movies? You know, Santa filling a few chimneys, maybe doing a few elves, stuff like that. ---
**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/84 "2010-09-20T22:41:58Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > Anyway, now I need to know this: > Are there _Christmas themed_ porn movies? You know, Santa filling a few chimneys, maybe doing a few elves, stuff like that. Oh, good heavens, yes… Go to any of the free porn sites and put in XMas or Christmas. Let’s face it. When it comes to sex, EVERYKIND of porn exists for _some body_ out there. Food, balloons, clowns, ankle socks, clocks, etc… ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/85 "2010-09-20T22:49:18Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > I feel lesbian sex should be a specific option. Yes. I have no need to see a dick that doesn’t belong to me. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/86 "2010-09-20T22:51:13Z")
> [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](#): > > > [@elfkin477](#): > > > > Anyway, now I need to know this: > > Are there _Christmas themed_ porn movies? You know, Santa filling a few chimneys, maybe doing a few elves, stuff like that. > > Oh, good heavens, yes… > > Go to any of the free porn sites and put in XMas or Christmas. > > Let’s face it. When it comes to sex, EVERYKIND of porn exists for _some body_ out there. > > Food, balloons, clowns, ankle socks, clocks, etc… [Rule 34.](http://rule34.paheal.net/) ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/87 "2010-09-20T22:51:32Z")
> [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](#): > > Let’s face it. When it comes to sex, EVERYKIND of porn exists for _some body_ out there. > > clowns. A female friend once told me she had a fantasy about “A clown with six pack abs” involving her in various circus themed sex acts. I said “Ya know, I’m a clown” She looked at me and said “I said with six pack abs!” ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/88 "2010-09-20T23:00:58Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > > [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > > > I feel lesbian sex should be a specific option. > > Yes. I have no need to see a dick that doesn’t belong to me. Damn, I getting so fat I can hardly see my own. ---
**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/89 "2010-09-21T00:02:19Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > > [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](#): > > > > Oh, good heavens, yes… > > > > Go to any of the free porn sites and put in XMas or Christmas. > > > > Let’s face it. When it comes to sex, EVERYKIND of porn exists for _some body_ out there. > > > > Food, balloons, clowns, ankle socks, clocks, etc… > > [Rule 34.](http://rule34.paheal.net/) OHMYGOD, I stumped it. No _doughnut_ porn! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/90 "2010-09-21T00:52:01Z")
> [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](#): > > > [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > > > [Rule 34.](http://rule34.paheal.net/) > > OHMYGOD, I stumped it. No _doughnut_ porn! That just means that nobody has thought to give anything a “doughnut” tag. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/91 "2010-09-21T00:52:49Z")
> [@Illuminatiprimus](#): > > _Takes notes_ See me after class, young man. ---
**Author:** ![optimisticcynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@optimisticcynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/optimisticcynic)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/92 "2010-09-22T00:58:30Z")
In the bung, in the mouth. Squrt on face, clean him off. Load the twat, lick that out, and share the treasure. Load the mouth and share the treasure. ---
**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972/93 "2010-11-24T04:22:28Z")
Tentacle sex - Stump fucking - Water sports - Fisting and other large objects Just the usual suspects. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-kind-of-porn-contains-the-following/553972.md?page=4)