# Your favorite movie quote

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 23, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142 "2013-02-23T03:08:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/21 "2013-02-23T05:51:36Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Mine is from the 1952 Robert Taylor Ivanhoe.
> 
> Ivanhoe throws off the cloak covering his knightly regalia, throws his glove at Prince John and declares, " I Wilfred of Ivanhoe, do challenge the judgment of this tribunal. In the name of the accused, I demand that her guilt or innocence be determined in the eyes of God by wager of battle. "

_ **The Black Shield of Falworth** _ (1954)

Tony Curtis is an wannabe Ivanhoe-type English knight:

“These are da lands of my fadda, and yondah lies his castle!”

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/22 "2013-02-23T05:56:22Z")

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" Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don’t be mean; we don’t have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/23 "2013-02-23T06:17:42Z")

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“The Lord loves a working man. Don’t trust whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it.”

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/24 "2013-02-23T07:25:56Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> “They should’ve sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful… I had no idea.”
> 
> If you don’t know what this is from then just get out of the thread (and go google it)!

Contact

There is no way I can pick one. Some of the ones that ran through my head tonight are.  
Never go against the family.  
and

San Dimas High school football RULES!

What truck? I don’t know, I’m making this up as I go.

Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood.

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/25 "2013-02-23T07:50:23Z")

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“Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.”

Too many good ones.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/26 "2013-02-23T09:31:10Z")

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_ **Captain from Castille** _ (1947). Tyrone Power confronts an Inquisitor while at Hernando Cortez’s dinner table:

**I:** _[With a faggy English (!) accent]_ So deeply had the seeds of heresy been implanted in the child [Power’s little sister] that even when she was hoisted upon the rack she refused to bear witness against her family!

[Power suggests they “meet” privately to, uhm, discuss the matter.]

**I:** _[Nonchalantly]_ And the time and place of this proposed … “meeting”?

**P:** _ **Here** _ and _ **now** _! _[Draws sword with a **Pshinggggggg!**]_

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**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/27 "2013-02-23T10:55:47Z")

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“I don’t want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?”

“Yes its true; that man has no dick.”

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/28 "2013-02-23T14:04:57Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> Fill your hands you son of a bitch!

🙂

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**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/29 "2013-02-23T14:58:17Z")

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" we all got it comin’ kid."

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/30 "2013-02-23T15:02:44Z")

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“There’s nothin’ more foolish than a man chasin’ his hat.”

–Miller’s Crossing

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**Author:** ![rsat3acr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@rsat3acr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsat3acr)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/31 "2013-02-23T15:50:30Z")

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“Get busy living or get busy dying, that’s Goddamn right.” The Shawshank Redemption  
also Andy says it first without the “that’s Goddamn right” but I like Red’s version better

“Deserves got nothing to do with it” Unforgiven

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/32 "2013-02-23T15:56:38Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> There is no way I can pick one.

+1

I quote movies like literature (…and occasionally, they are 😉 ).

* * *

Genie: You’re a clever little man little master of the universe, but mortals are weak and frail. If their stomach speaks, they forget their brain. If their brain speaks, they forget their heart. And if their heart speaks  
[laughter] … they forget everything!!!  
The Thief of Bagdad (1940)  
Spade: We didn’t exactly believe your story, Miss O’Shaughnessy. We believed your 200 dollars. I mean, you paid us more than if you had been telling us the truth, and enough more to make it all right.  
The Maltese Falcon (1940)

Adam Canfield: Hasn’t it occurred to you that I’m having a tough time keeping my hands off you? Oh, you should see your face.  
Reggie Lampert: What’s the matter with it?  
Adam Canfield: It’s lovely.  
Charade (1963)

Dr. Loomis: “As a matter of fact, it was.”  
Halloween (1978)

Dr. Peter Venkman: “We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft’s okay! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York; we get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble!”  
Ghostbusters (1984)

Jimmy Conway: " I’m not mad, I’m proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut."  
GoodFellas (1990)

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/33 "2013-02-23T16:41:07Z")

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\*“Deserve’s got nothing to do with it it.”  
\*

**Eddie Dane** faves:  
\*“You killed Mink you son of a bitch! You killed Mink, and by God I’ll hear you say it!”

“Ever noticed how the snappy talk dries up once a guy starts soiling his union suit?”

“Because if you told me and I killed you and you were lying I wouldn’t get to kill you _then_.”\*

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**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/34 "2013-02-23T17:00:11Z")

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Remember Sully, when I promised I’d kill you last? … **I LIED.**

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/35 "2013-02-23T17:01:03Z")

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“We don’t need no stinking badges!” - _Treasure of the Sierra Madre_

“Sedagive??!!” - _Young Frankenstein_

“Do you have anything besides Mexican food?” Chevy Chase in _The Three Amigos_

“I’m your huckleberry.” _Tombstone_

“Forget about it, Jake; it’s Chinatown.” _Chinatown_

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**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/36 "2013-02-23T17:16:43Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> “The Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t believe they exist.”  
> WHACK!

I think it is more like:

“The Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t believe they exist.”  
WHOMP!

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**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/37 "2013-02-23T17:17:51Z")

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My own contribution, because I find it so useful working in IT, is:

_“Some days the magic works. Some days it doesn’t.”_

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**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/38 "2013-02-23T17:25:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn’ Ambar-metta!

🆒

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**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/39 "2013-02-23T17:41:36Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> “We don’t need no stinking badges!” - _Treasure of the Sierra Madre_

Much like the line, “Play it again, Sam”, that “Badges” quote derives from imitators. The original line was:

> [@](#):
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> Gold Hat: “Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ badges!”

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**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/40 "2013-02-23T17:50:06Z")

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_“Sometimes nothin’ can be a real cool hand.”_ - Cool Hand Luke

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