# Your favorite movie quote **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 23, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142 "2013-02-23T03:08:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![EMCEE\_98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5ac83/32.png) [@EMCEE\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EMCEE_98)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/121 "2013-02-27T22:59:47Z")
[quote=“Satchmo, post:57, topic:651142”] > [@Scubaqueen](#): > > I’m shocked, shocked I tells ya, that nobody’s corrected this. It’s not from Star Wars. It’s from 2001: A Space Odyssey. > > I thought he was just being ironic/funny. Or she, I can’t keep straight who is male and who is female around here. > > Mine: (today) > > Hombre: How are you planning to get back down that hill? Great quote. Laughed my ass off when he said it. Classic Elmore Leonard. _High Plains Drifter_: “I’m the sheriff, AND the mayor!” Cracks me up every time I watch it. ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/122 "2013-02-27T23:23:31Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > “I’m your huckleberry.” _Tombstone_ “I have two guns… one for each of you.” I have a hard time plucking quotes at random from my brain; they tend to be triggered by appropriate situations. Or looking at this thread. What I was going to post before looking reminded me of that one was… “Yeah… and maybe I’m a Chinese jet pilot.” or maybe… “Baby, you got REAL ugly.” _ **Sunset Boulevard** _ reminds me of my favorite from that particular film: “I am big. It’s the pictures that got small.” ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/123 "2013-02-28T00:04:42Z")
“Quick, let’s get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/124 "2013-02-28T02:58:45Z")
“Can you fashion a rudimentary lathe?” ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/125 "2013-02-28T03:16:31Z")
We deal in lead, friend. - _The Magnificent Seven_ I like the O’Reilly quote earlier about fatherhood, too. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2013, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/126 "2013-03-01T01:02:16Z")
Another from _The Magnificent Seven_. **Chico:** They’re afraid. She’s afraid of me, you, him. All of us. Farmers! Their families told them we would rape them. **Chris:** Well we might. But in my opinion you might have given us the benefit of the doubt. But just as you please… ---
**Author:** ![dflower](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dflower/32/3270_2.png) [@dflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dflower)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2013, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/127 "2013-03-01T01:20:18Z")
I hope a cannon ball lands slap on you and blows you into a million pieces. Gone With The Wind ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2013, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/128 "2013-03-01T03:14:45Z")
“All we’ve got in the South is cotton, and slaves, and arrogance.” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2013, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/129 "2013-03-01T03:28:11Z")
Sergeant: There’s another girl to see Captain Butler. Says she’s his sister. This one’s got her Mammy with her! Rhett: I’d really like to see this one, Captain. Let’s see, my (poker) losses come to how much? ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2013, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/130 "2013-03-01T05:07:20Z")
If God wanted you on my obstacle, he’dve miracelled your ass up here. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2013, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/131 "2013-03-02T04:21:07Z")
From _The Last Starfighter_ Jane Rogan: [gesturing to Alex’s ship, shocked] Alex, what is all this? Alex Rogan: I, uh, I’ve been to another planet, Ma. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2013, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/132 "2013-03-02T07:10:47Z")
_The Day the Earth Stood Still_: “Klaatu … barrada … nikto!” ---
**Author:** ![Pacific420](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Pacific420](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pacific420)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2013, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/133 "2013-03-02T08:25:23Z")
Old favourite; **There’s a line men like us have to cross** New favourite; **some men are coming to kill us…we’re going to kill them first** ---
**Author:** ![Banksiaman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banksiaman/32/3334_2.png) [@Banksiaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banksiaman)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2013, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/134 "2013-03-02T12:09:48Z")
So many good ones, but to these we must add: ‘I can’t believe I gave my panties to a geek’ - 16 Candles 'Ordinary people. I hate ‘em’ - Repo Man ---
**Author:** ![Tinker\_Grey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tinker_grey/32/8136_2.png) [@Tinker\_Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinker_Grey)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/135 "2013-03-03T02:43:41Z")
Der meister ist tot. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/136 "2013-03-03T12:13:58Z")
Son of a nutcracker! ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142/137 "2013-03-03T12:46:21Z")
Favorite line in a novel; Donald Westlake, writing under his pseudonym Richard Stark: > [@](#): > > Her face would have been beautiful except that she had the eyes of a pickpocket and the mouth of a whore. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-movie-quote/651142.md?page=6)