Chicken like you’ve never had
(I made this for my friends–they took the leftovers home to their boyfriends, who then insisted they learn the recipe)
This is a totally “slop it together, it don’t really matter” recipe. I mostly made it up with stuff in the fridge, so feel free to change amounts, substitute, etc… Also, you begin this recipe the night before, and eat it the next day.
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[li]Go and buy a bag of frozen chicken breasts or breast tenders, (noticing a theme with that one?)[/li][li]Bottle of low-sodium soy sauce (I use Kikkoman–not the big one, for size comparisons)[/li][li]Bulb of garlic[/li][li]Thingy of ginger (they look like scary roots, you don’t need a lot, tho)[/li][li]Jar of orange marmalade[/li][li]Box of big Ziploc bags[/li][li]Olive oil[/li][li]Corn Starch[/li][/ul]
I’m gonna assume you have cooking pans and such.
Take apart the garlic and peel 3-4 cloves. For the cooking-impaired, you take a big butcher-type knife and lay it flat on the clove so the blade is parallel to the cutting board (very important). With your other hand, whack the knife right above the clove. Now, cut off the end of the clove where it connected to the rest of the bulb and peel off the husk.
Chop the cloves coarsely, in hunks about the size of peas. Throw in a pan with a little olive oil and cook on medium heat, stirring often. When they get just a little brown and flexible, not really brown and crispy, turn off the heat and set on a cool burner.
While you’re cooking the garlic, dump the bottle of soy sauce in a bowl. (This may take a while because of that bastard slit top. You may want to remove it) Throw in about three big spoonfuls of the marmalade. (Don’t use the little, coffee-stirring spoons, use the big, "I gotta eat me some cereal now"spoons)
Shred up a pile of ginger about the size of a half-dollar. If you don’t have a little shredder with itty-bitty holes, you can use a big one, or just chop the ginger all small with a knife. You just want to use a little more. Oh, and don’t worry about the bark on the ginger, it won’t kill you. If it really oogs you out, you can peel it with a knife.
Throw the ginger in with the soy sauce and marmalade, and then toss in the garlic. Stir, stir, stir, stir until the marmalade gets dissolved. Don’t worry, there will be chunks–those are the goodies.
Now, get one of the Ziploc bags and throw in some chicken bits, you will have plenty marinade for 4, maybe 6 servings. Dump the marinade on top, then close up the bag. I like to leave a little bit open and suck out the air. Rinse out the bowl and then throw the bag in and moosh it around so all the chicken is covered. Throw it in the fridge, then forget about it overnight. Ok, maybe come back in a few hours and moosh it again for good measure, but that’s all!
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The next day–
Cook the chicken. I like to use a George Forman Grill, but you have to check it quick so the chicken doesn’t dry out. To see if it’s done, just cut halfway through a thick part of the chicken. If it’s still that oogy clear-pink color, it’s not done. If it’s solid white all the way through, it’s done!
If you want to make a sauce out of the marinade to put on the chicken or some rice or something, here’s the plan:
Drain the marinade from the bag into a pan. If you can’t handle the chunks, you can squeeze the bag closed as you drain, but I just leave them in. Cook the juice on med/high until it gets really bubbly (simmers). You have to get it this hot for a few minutes to kill all the beasties that may have been in the raw chicken.
Then, in a little cup, mix a spoonful of cornstarch and a little water. Slowly, while stirring the sauce, add the cornstarch and water. Let it cook a bit and thicken up. Don’t let it thicken all the way, when you let it cool it will thicken more. Let it cool and pour it into a little cup or gravy boat or whatever.
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If you want rice, throw in a chicken bullion cube per cup of water used. It will be yum-a-licious!
Wow, that was way longer than I had intended…oops