# Your favorite recurring jokes from TV shows

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 31, 2009, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-recurring-jokes-from-tv-shows/491454 "2009-03-31T16:40:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
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Also from **Arrested DEvelopment** : The same three cops that always show up and arrest a character with a final smack with the nightstick.

And the too-literal Doctor: “He’s going to be all right.”

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> [@Bosstone](#):
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> Anything to do with Maris on _Frasier_.

Or Vera on _Cheers_.

I also like not knowing the name of Malcolm’s family on _Malcolm in the Middle_.

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**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-recurring-jokes-from-tv-shows/491454/23 "2009-03-31T20:25:18Z")

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Gomez Addams: I love it when you talk French

Pinky: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

Homer Simpson: Mmmmmmmmm…(insert food item here)

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**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-recurring-jokes-from-tv-shows/491454/24 "2009-03-31T20:26:06Z")

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> [@Iggins](#):
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> A bit obscure, “Did you get that thing I sent ya?”

In the same vein, I like when ever Phil makes a completely random double entendre with that laugh…

Ha ha cookies on dowels!

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**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-recurring-jokes-from-tv-shows/491454/25 "2009-03-31T20:28:04Z")

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OK, it’s from a movie rather than a TV show, but Shirley “Don’t call me Shirley” has to get an honorable mention.

RR

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**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-recurring-jokes-from-tv-shows/491454/26 "2009-03-31T20:28:12Z")

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…Back in St. Olaf…

Honorable mention goes to any newscast on Family Guy, especially if it involves Ollie.

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Another from **Arrested Development** : Tobias’s inadvertent gay references.

Tobias (talking about the dance troupe for the party): “Hot Sailors! Or maybe Hot Seam-”  
Michael (quickly): “I like Hot Sailors.”

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**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-recurring-jokes-from-tv-shows/491454/28 "2009-03-31T20:35:37Z")

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I love how every so often they make a little reference to Anya’s fear of bunnies on _Buffy_.

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> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> …Honorable mention goes to any newscast on Family Guy, especially if it involves Ollie.

And the big angry chicken. Gotta love the chicken.

Veiled references to Mulder’s too-frequent masturbation on _The X-Files_.

Foghorne Leghorne’s insults.

Homer Simpson’s “D’oh!” in all its permutations.

Kirk and McCoy needling Spock at the end of many _Star Trek_ episodes - and him getting them back with the occasional zinger.

The changing - and silly - forms of the soul-capturing receptacles provided by the Devil in _Reaper_ (a Dustbuster “forged in the fiery bowels of Hell,” anyone?).

“This is Carlton, your doorman” on _Rhoda_.

Both Joey’s cluelessness and his success with the ladies on _Friends_.

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**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-recurring-jokes-from-tv-shows/491454/30 "2009-03-31T20:41:08Z")

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From _Only Fools and Horses_, Trigger always calling Rodney “Dave”.

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**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-recurring-jokes-from-tv-shows/491454/31 "2009-03-31T20:41:56Z")

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The whole idea of Kramer’s life. As summed up by George Castanza:

Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating; that’s a fantasy camp.

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**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-recurring-jokes-from-tv-shows/491454/32 "2009-03-31T20:42:42Z")

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I think the show with the most re-occurring gags was the Beverly Hillbillies:

Jethros Appetite  
The country menus  
Elly’s cooking  
Granny’s white Lightning  
Cement Pond  
Elly’s Critters  
Jethros 6th grade education  
Elly looking for a husband  
Jethros career search  
Granny soap cooking  
Drysdale’s tightness  
Miss Janes plainess  
Granny wanting to go home to the hills  
Jeds clothes  
Elly being a Tomboy  
Fancy eating table in the Billiard Room  
hillbillies not realizing just how much money they  
Drysdale storing their money in bank…free of charge  
The Truck

So so many

Married w/ Children had a lot too.

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**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-recurring-jokes-from-tv-shows/491454/33 "2009-03-31T20:51:26Z")

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_“Tish! That’s French!”_

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Your last name’s [Garelli](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Garelli)?

> [@Small\_Hen](#):
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> "Hi, I’m Troy McClure. "

😃

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It’s small, but Cliff and Rudy Huxtable loved to “zerbert” each other on _The Cosby Show._ It was cute because it seemed so genuine.

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**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-recurring-jokes-from-tv-shows/491454/36 "2009-03-31T20:57:47Z")

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“That’s what she said!”

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**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-recurring-jokes-from-tv-shows/491454/37 "2009-03-31T21:40:18Z")

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In _Malcolm in the Middle_, the appearance of Dewey’s hamster exercise ball never failed to elicit a chuckle in our house.

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**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favorite-recurring-jokes-from-tv-shows/491454/38 "2009-03-31T22:49:26Z")

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> [@Tengu](#):
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> I also quote Cosmo’s line in this repeated exchange a lot (only a running gag in one episode, but, still):
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> Wanda: ‘\<Something horrible about a product Cosmo was behind\>’  
> Cosmo: ‘And that was our slogan!’

Practically every _Fairly Oddparents_ has a running gag in it that’s only used for that episode- but most of them are usually funny. (True story- I actually found a nickel in a bathroom once. I didn’t pick it up, but I _did_ name it Philip- at least in my head. Yes, it was a girl nickel.)

Some other running gags I enjoy:

_Futurama_: Professor Farnsworth walking into a room and starting a sentence with “Good news, everyone!”

_SpongeBob Squarepants_: An offscreen voice shouting “My leg!” during chaotic or violent scenes.

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_SpongeBob_ has a lot:

SB’s nerdiness  
Mr. Krabs’s stinginess and love of money  
Squidward’s sneeringly superior love of culture  
Patrick’s incredible idiocy  
Sandy’s Texas pride

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The endless parade of secretaries and “Close the door!” on _Murphy Brown_.

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