# Your favourite bathroom graffiti
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-bathroom-graffiti/351293
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 4, 2006, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-bathroom-graffiti/351293 "2006-04-04T18:16:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@MrSquishy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrSquishy)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2006, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-bathroom-graffiti/351293/1 "2006-04-04T18:16:45Z")
Inspired by [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=365880), what have you seen in the bathroom that made you chuckle?
A bar I used to frequent had this one:
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> I fucked your mom!
And then underneath, in different handwriting:
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> Go home Dad, you’re drunk.
I thought it was very clever, although I later found out it wasn’t an original, when I heard it described by someone who never could have been to my bar.
What other good ones are out there?
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### Author:  [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2006, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-bathroom-graffiti/351293/2 "2006-04-04T20:10:46Z")
[This](http://www.flickr.com/photos/troymccluresf/37373790/) is a favorite of mine, in the Lucky 13 women’s room.
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### Author:  [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2006, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-bathroom-graffiti/351293/3 "2006-04-04T20:47:32Z")
Here I sit broken-hearted,
Paid my dime and only farted.
When I was a kid, there was an issue of Mad Magazine that had a bunch of classic bathroom graffittis on a sheet of stickers all ready to paste to your favorite bathroom wall. These continue to be the best lines I have ever read.
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### Author:  [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2006, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-bathroom-graffiti/351293/4 "2006-04-04T20:50:50Z")
> [@UncleRojelio](#):
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> Here I sit broken-hearted,
> Paid my dime and only farted.
> When I was a kid, there was an issue of Mad Magazine that had a bunch of classic bathroom graffittis on a sheet of stickers all ready to paste to your favorite bathroom wall. These continue to be the best lines I have ever read.
I’ve always heard it as:
Here I sit all broken-hearted,
Came to shit but only farted.
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### Author:  [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2006, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-bathroom-graffiti/351293/5 "2006-04-04T21:05:01Z")
Big Sharpie letters:
“MY MOTHER MADE ME A LESBIAN!!!”
Followed by the smaller “if I supply the yarn will she make me one too?”
Or on the paper toilet seat cover/ “ass gasket” dispenser at Dallas-Fort Worth airport men’s room:
“Free cowboy hats! Take one!”
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### Author:  [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2006, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-bathroom-graffiti/351293/6 "2006-04-04T21:06:20Z")
> [@Troy McClure SF](#):
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> [This](http://www.flickr.com/photos/troymccluresf/37373790/) is a favorite of mine, in the Lucky 13 women’s room.
Huh. Perhaps I shouldn’t have chosen today to remove that from my album. Here it is [again](http://www.flickr.com/photos/agreatnotion/37382417/), in its proper place.
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### Author:  [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2006, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-bathroom-graffiti/351293/7 "2006-04-04T21:08:28Z")
Also, these [slightly](http://www.flickr.com/photos/troymccluresf/46172365/in/pool-99341593@N00/) [NSFW](http://www.flickr.com/photos/troymccluresf/46172664/in/pool-99341593@N00/) examples, from Sadie’s Flying Elephant.
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### Author:  [@LiveOnAPlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOnAPlane)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2006, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-bathroom-graffiti/351293/8 "2006-04-04T21:15:08Z")
In a men’s room:
“Don’t buy anything from the gum machines! It all tastes like rubber!”
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### Author:  [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2006, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-bathroom-graffiti/351293/9 "2006-04-04T21:46:14Z")
> [@Hampshire](#):
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> Here I sit all broken-hearted,
> Came to shit but only farted.
Don’t sit there with a broken heart,
One day you’ll shit when you thought you’d fart.
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### Author:  [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2006, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-bathroom-graffiti/351293/10 "2006-04-04T21:52:50Z")
In “the lesbian stall” at the cafeteria of the University of Miami:
Life’s like a dick: when it gets hard, fuck it.
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### Author:  [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-bathroom-graffiti/351293/11 "2006-04-04T21:57:40Z")
In “the lesbian stall” at the cafeteria of the University of Miami:
Life’s like a dick: when it gets hard, screw it.
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### Author:  [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2006, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-bathroom-graffiti/351293/12 "2006-04-04T22:11:05Z")
Not so original at the University of Miami, huh **Nava**?
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### Author:  [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2006, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-bathroom-graffiti/351293/13 "2006-04-04T22:16:10Z")
Here I sit in the stink and vapor
Some SOB used all the paper!
I also saw one in my a college stall: Ahh, making memories!
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### Author:  [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2006, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-bathroom-graffiti/351293/14 "2006-04-04T22:36:10Z")
It’s usually seen scratched into the dryer rather than photoshopped, but it’s still [the funniest thing](http://www.screenager.org/photos/dispenser/dispenser.jpg) in the history of the world. Ever.
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### Author:  [@UntouchedTakeaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UntouchedTakeaway)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2006, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-bathroom-graffiti/351293/15 "2006-04-04T23:29:20Z")
> [@MrSquishy](#):
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> Inspired by [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=365880), what have you seen in the bathroom that made you chuckle?
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> A bar I used to frequent had this one:
> And then underneath, in different handwriting:
> I thought it was very clever, although I later found out it wasn’t an original, when I heard it described by someone who never could have been to my bar.
>
> What other good ones are out there?
“Edith Head gives good wardrobe” 😃
VCNJ~
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### Author:  [@No\_Power\_In\_The\_Verse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/No_Power_In_The_Verse)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2006, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-bathroom-graffiti/351293/16 "2006-04-04T23:35:59Z")
I think the best I ever saw was in one of the guys bathrooms at my high school, I went in one day just to see it, me being a girl and all. Over a urinal it read “Hetler was the greatest” and underneath was “learn to spell you F-ing moron”. Still cracks me up
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### Author:  [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2006, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-bathroom-graffiti/351293/17 "2006-04-04T23:49:53Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> It’s usually seen scratched into the dryer rather than photoshopped, but it’s still [the funniest thing](http://www.screenager.org/photos/dispenser/dispenser.jpg) in the history of the world. Ever.
This just tickled me the right way, and I have to go take a pain pill because the recent stitches in my abdomen are aching so badly from laughing so hard. But it was worth it, and I’d do it again. 😃
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### Author:  [@Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilvert_s_Pagan)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2006, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-bathroom-graffiti/351293/18 "2006-04-05T00:01:59Z")
On the inside of a stall door in the college’s Physics Building, eye level if you’re sitting on the can:
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING???
THIS IS AN ELEVATOR!!!
Well, I thought it was funny…
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2006, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-bathroom-graffiti/351293/19 "2006-04-05T04:31:36Z")
In a Library men’s room here at ASU:
**Here I sit, buns a flexin’
Just gave birth to another Texan**
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### Author:  [@wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_in_second_hand_clothing)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2006, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-bathroom-graffiti/351293/20 "2006-04-05T04:38:04Z")
Last fall, I drew a bacterium in the stall in one of the buildings on campus. A few weeks later, I came back and there was another one! Asexual reproduction, baby!
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