# Your favourite jokes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 21, 2004, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196 "2004-04-21T10:01:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/1 "2004-04-21T10:01:19Z")
My favourite joke is where the man craps into the cowboy’s hat. whats the brief synopsis of your favourite joke? ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/2 "2004-04-21T10:06:27Z")
I like the one about the guy who made the horse laugh and cry. ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/3 "2004-04-21T10:33:00Z")
I like the one about a baby seal who walks into the club. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/4 "2004-04-21T10:45:51Z")
I like the one about McGregor-the-Fence-Builder. ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/5 "2004-04-21T12:15:18Z")
I like the one about the chicken and the road. I also like the one about the Jewish Guy, the Black Guy, and the Mexican. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/6 "2004-04-21T12:36:27Z")
Well, the punchline is, “I don’t know who the twins are, but the guy in the middle is Willie Nelson.” Hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/7 "2004-04-21T12:37:38Z")
“Give me six inches and make it hurt.” ---
**Author:** ![owlstretchingtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/958977/32.png) [@owlstretchingtime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlstretchingtime)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/8 "2004-04-21T12:47:46Z")
It did it to get to the other side. ---
**Author:** ![TommyTutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/9 "2004-04-21T12:52:28Z")
I love the one about the guy whose day of bathing naked in a cool mountain stream is outdown by his buddy who had sex with a headless corpse. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/10 "2004-04-21T13:01:50Z")
The one about not being able to hang a man with a wooden leg. ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Clanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Small\_Clanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Clanger)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/11 "2004-04-21T13:19:55Z")
A _stick_. ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/12 "2004-04-21T13:23:11Z")
the guy asks the bartender to wash her hands because he wants a ham sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/13 "2004-04-21T13:41:42Z")
The guy goes to the doctor and proceeds to tell the doc how, on a typical day, he fucks every woman in sight. When the doc asks him what’s the problem, he replies “It hurts when I jerk off.” ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/14 "2004-04-21T13:53:03Z")
Why does a chicken coop have two doors? 'Cos if it had four, it’d be a chicken sedan. ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/15 "2004-04-21T15:34:16Z")
Hiya Twisty! How ya doin?!? I like the joke about the blond playing craps. ---
**Author:** ![nitroglycerine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@nitroglycerine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nitroglycerine)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/16 "2004-04-21T16:35:15Z")
“Is that you OJ?” ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/17 "2004-04-21T17:25:11Z")
…so this little head pops out and says “Hey! Where’s my jelly doughnut??” _ **WHAM!!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/18 "2004-04-21T17:55:05Z")
**ARRRRRRRGGHHHHHHH!!!** Tell the freaking jokes, already! If you don’t, I won’t tell my one about the Methodist pastor and the Baptist pastor discussing pre-marital sex or the one about the guy with the mangled up dick who suddnly get’s cured, or the four vampires who walk into a bar or…! ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/19 "2004-04-21T18:07:07Z")
I like the one about the antennas who get married. The ceremony wasn’t great but… and the one about the jumper cables who walked into a bar… I also like the one about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/20 "2004-04-21T18:43:10Z")
The one where the rope walks into a bar, that ones pretty clever and funny. And the totally non PC one where the pregnant lady can’t get the arms right on the jumper she is knitting. But for shear simplicity and quality it’s hard to beat ‘stick’. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196.md?page=2)