# Your favourite jokes!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 21, 2004, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196 "2004-04-21T10:01:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/61 "2004-04-22T23:44:04Z")

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“Thermometer? _Where’s my pen_?!?!”

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/62 "2004-04-23T00:50:26Z")

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“Um, General, sir, that’s a daffodil.”

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**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/63 "2004-04-23T05:29:42Z")

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> [@Sami41](#):
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> “I’m Fuckin’ Freezing”

I love that one, but nobody ever laughs when I tell it.

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/64 "2004-04-23T09:42:34Z")

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“I don’t want the goddam waffles.”

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/65 "2004-04-23T10:53:36Z")

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> [@nocturnal\_tick](#):
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> Have you heard of the rodeo position?

nah, it’s nasel sex that does it for me…

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/66 "2004-04-23T11:30:32Z")

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“Faggot!”

(anyone know THAT one?)

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-favourite-jokes/241196/67 "2004-04-23T14:27:26Z")

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“I’m fuckin’ dis custard”

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