Plants can now call their owners to tell them that there’s a problem.
Boy, if this ain’t a First World problem, I don’t know what is.
You do know what is. WOW. That is amazing. I clicked on it and thought it was a joke, but I think it’s real. However, I have to admit that the picture of the phone held up to the plant in the ad actually sort of resonated with my plant-killing self. I realized that I have thought, despairingly, while looking at yet another dying plant, “If I just knew what you NEEDED!” That said, I know I could never bring myself to actually buy such a thing, let alone ever admit it. This is a hijack, but on the theme of If this ain’t a First World whatever, I don’t know what is, some relatives of mine are currently building a large house. Four kids, two parents. Guess how many washer/dryer sets? Four. Yes, four. I guess like one everywhere you turn or something so you don’t have to walk very far? Near the kids’ rooms, in the laundry room, on both floors, or something, I don’t know. Yes, four.