# Your first celebrity crush

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-celebrity-crush/255032>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 14, 2004, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-celebrity-crush/255032 "2004-07-14T05:44:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sycorax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@Sycorax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sycorax)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-celebrity-crush/255032/61 "2004-07-14T21:22:11Z")

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James Dean, after seeing the original release of “Rebel without a Cause.” (I know - that makes me an old fart, but I’m NOT I tell you, I’m not!) I was absolutely crushed when I saw the newpaper reporting on his fatal auto accident.

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**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-celebrity-crush/255032/62 "2004-07-14T21:24:02Z")

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> [@AlbertRose](#):
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> Morticia Adams (?)

Carolyn Jones. I’d share a coffin with her any day.

My first crush was probably either Jodi Foster, on The Courtship of Eddie’s Father, or Goldie Hawn from her Laugh In days. I finally got over both of those crushes by the age of…

…well, I’ll let you know.

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**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-celebrity-crush/255032/63 "2004-07-14T23:17:34Z")

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Cheryl Ladd on Charlie’s Angels. I was frankly glad to see Farrah go…

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-celebrity-crush/255032/64 "2004-07-15T00:04:57Z")

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Since early childhood crushes seem to be included, I must confess to one I’d forgotten: Neptunia, the girl mermaid from _Marine Boy_, an anime shown in the US during the 60’s.

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-celebrity-crush/255032/65 "2004-07-15T00:40:17Z")

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> [@«Ðëëp¤F®ïêd»™](#):
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> People…come on!
> 
> What young boy didn’t have his heart and loins flutter when presented with:
> 
> Wonder Woman!!
> 
> [http://www.amazing-amazon.com/wwlynda.htm](http://www.amazing-amazon.com/wwlynda.htm)
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> ::drool::

Mine. What can I say? I have seven sisters!

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-celebrity-crush/255032/66 "2004-07-15T00:41:44Z")

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> [@plnnr](#):
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> Emma Peel in a leather jumpsuit. Grrrrrrwwllll.
> 
> I was a bit deviant even as a toddler.

Noel Neill. Lois Lane. Tied up _tightly_ to a chair (in almost every episode). Ropes tied _tightly_ around her breasts. Wearing high-heeled shoes with her ankles _tightly_ bound together. Her mouth _tightly_ gagged. Dumb-assed Jimmy tied up next to her, completely clueless to the erotic situation. Yeesh!  
I would have been about 5 when I first noticed this. 🆒

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-celebrity-crush/255032/67 "2004-07-15T01:13:31Z")

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I’ll chime in with a me too, on Shaun Cassidy. Ah, Da Do Run Run and The Hardy Boys.

Around that time I was also pretty darn fond of David Soul from Starsky and Hutch. I still know all the words to Don’t Give Up on Us Baby. :o

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-celebrity-crush/255032/68 "2004-07-15T01:47:47Z")

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Crushes, I’ve had many. Hmm, as far back as I can remember:  
George Harrison  
Davy Jones  
The Professor from Gilligan’s Island  
David Cassidy  
and somewhere along the line I saw an old Gregory Peck movie … hubba, hubba  
By the way, **Chronos** , several years ago I actually met Dawn Wells a couple different times. She was very nice and still cute. 🙂

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-celebrity-crush/255032/69 "2004-07-15T01:54:46Z")

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Olga Korbut, during the 1972 Munich Olympics.

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-celebrity-crush/255032/70 "2004-07-15T02:27:36Z")

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This all came on to me at roughly the same time, but I had room for all of them: 😉

TV actresses: Barbara Feldon (_Get Smart_), Jan Smithers (_WKRP in Cincinnatti_),

Movie actresses: Jane Fonda (_Cat Ballou_), Carole Bouquet (_For Your Eyes Only_)

Musicians: Annabella Lwin (Bow Wow Wow), Kim Gordon (Sonic Youth)

Other: Daphne (_Scooby Doo_), Cathy Ireland (Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue; laying in tulip petals)

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-celebrity-crush/255032/71 "2004-07-15T02:30:44Z")

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George Will circa 1974

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-celebrity-crush/255032/72 "2004-07-15T02:44:58Z")

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> [@Nutty Bunny](#):
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> My first was John Schneider (Bo Duke). I was 10 or 11 at the time the show started and I started buying 16 Magazine just to see him!
> 
> Then, when I was 12 years old, it was Ricky Schroder and when I was 13, it was John Taylor of Duran Duran.
> 
> Two of them have aged _very_ well and one…not so much (Rick, I’m looking at you).
> 
> In fact, John Taylor is sexier now than he was 20 years ago! Mmmmm…

:eek:  
You could be me, except for the fact that I was only 5 when The Dukes of Hazzard started. However, my crush timeline is eerily similar to yours.

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-celebrity-crush/255032/73 "2004-07-15T02:58:41Z")

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I’m really feeling old in this thread.

I was a precocious child, and I watched far too much television from an early age. The very first crushes I can remember are James Brolin as Dr. Steven Kiley on _Marcus Welby, M.D._ and Brian Keith as Uncle Bill on _Family Affair_. I was maybe three or four years old.

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-celebrity-crush/255032/74 "2004-07-15T03:14:38Z")

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First and only

Joey Ramone

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-celebrity-crush/255032/75 "2004-07-15T03:18:32Z")

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Dirk Benedict on “Battlestar Galactica”. I even watched the “A-Team” just so I could see him.

[http://www.dirkbenedictcentral.com/](http://www.dirkbenedictcentral.com/)

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-celebrity-crush/255032/76 "2004-07-15T03:28:16Z")

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I’m almost embarassed to admit it, but… **Eartha Kitt** as Catwoman on the old _Batman_ TV series. She wasn’t drop-dead gorgeous, but she _dripped_ sensuality.

I always thought Maryanne was hotter than Ginger on _Gilligan’s Island_. But there we’re getting into characters, not actresses.

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-celebrity-crush/255032/77 "2004-07-15T03:31:27Z")

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Alyssa Milano from, of course, who’s the Boss.

Candace Cameron from full house.

Winona Ryder from Beetle Juice (It always drove me a little crazy that the movie is Beetle Juice and the character is Beetlegeuse. I know why but it’s still annoying)

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-celebrity-crush/255032/78 "2004-07-15T04:42:15Z")

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Ahhh…for those innocent days of childhood, when Dwight Evans played for the Boston Red Sox. I can still remember his batting stance…

Then there was also:  
Mackenzie Astin (The Facts of Life)  
Wil Wheaton (as in Stand By Me, not as the dork on Star Trek)

And while we’re talking about Star Trek:TNG, I’m going to have to admit my greatest shame…I had a crush on Brent Spiner as Data!

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-celebrity-crush/255032/79 "2004-07-15T04:46:42Z")

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> [@TwoTrouts](#):
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> [Annette Funicello](http://www.mousestars.com/steve/annette/afmouse1.htm) from the Mousketeers.
> 
> Gad! Am I really that old???

Me too! I think it was because she was the only one who had tits. :rolleyes:

I guess I’m that old too.

Later I moved on to [Mrs. Emma Peel](http://www.agiev.com/movingemma/index.html).

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-celebrity-crush/255032/80 "2004-07-15T05:35:01Z")

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Maybe not a celebrity, but on TV: when I was 4 or 5 in the early 70s there was a little blonde girl named Emily on the children’s show **Zoom**. My heart went zoom too.

Nothing further in the onscreen crush department until one of the Sagal sisters (yes, only one…Liz, I think) on **Double Trouble**.

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