# Your first scary movie

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**Created:** [May 30, 2009, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-scary-movie/498123 "2009-05-30T04:56:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2009, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-scary-movie/498123/19 "2009-05-30T19:31:41Z")

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Although I doubt it was my _first_, it’s the first one I can really pinpoint. From [this thread about movie surprises](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=9701371):

> [@Your Biggest Surprise in a Movie \[Open Spoilers\]](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-biggest-surprise-in-a-movie-open-spoilers/445604/90):
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> Yeah, little bit. I was, what, maybe twelve? I was staying with some family friends while my parents were away for a few days…I was having a blast, because they actually had HBO! You could watch movies! And sometimes there were boobs!
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> Anyway, it was around 10 at night, and _Friday The 13th_ was coming on. Man…an actual grown-up horror flick…not like those ones they show on _The 4:30 Movie_…one with blood and guts and everything! The kids of this family had an “Oh, _this_ movie again?” attitude, and went to bed. But not me, no way, I was staying on that couch until the very end.
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> And what a sweet ending…Mrs. Voorhees was dead, and Alice was safe and sound floating in the middle of the lake, and _OHSWEETMOTHEROFFUCKWHATTHEFUCKISTHAT?!?!?!?_
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> As I recall, the family was none-to-pleased with my midnight shrieking.

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