# Your first word

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-word/541686>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 2, 2010, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-word/541686 "2010-06-02T19:37:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-word/541686/41 "2010-06-04T16:11:50Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> According to my mother and my aunt, my first word was “pretty.”

Heh. I wonder if Larry David’s first words were _“pretty…pretty…pretty…”_

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**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-word/541686/42 "2010-06-04T17:30:40Z")

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I don’t know what my first words were, but apparently my first sentence was, “What’s the matter?”

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-word/541686/43 "2010-06-05T02:21:16Z")

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According to my mother: “Moon.”

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**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-word/541686/44 "2010-06-05T03:15:18Z")

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> [@overlyverbose](#):
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> I don’t know what my first words were, but apparently my first sentence was, “What’s the matter?”

You could have just said “What’s wrong?”

But then again, you are overly verbose.

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**Author:** ![Pyper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pyper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyper)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-word/541686/45 "2010-06-05T03:18:56Z")

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“Baba” in response to my mother asking, “What does a sheep say?” while reading me a book of baby animals.

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**Author:** ![Sarabellum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarabellum/32/3492_2.png) [@Sarabellum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarabellum)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-word/541686/46 "2010-06-05T03:29:07Z")

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My oldest son - “MOO!” in response to his favorite picture in his animal storybook.

Daughter - “Dada” of course, she’s Daddy’s princess. Shortly thereafter, “cookie!”

Youngest son - Not very chatty yet at 16 months old. Will say “Dada” occasionally though.

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**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-word/541686/47 "2010-06-05T03:30:56Z")

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I don’t remember mine, but I was around for my little sister’s first pregnancy, and lived with them for about 3 years after. She had a rough pregnancy, was off her feet for a few months after, so I was with my niece as much as my sister was for a while.

It’s been 15 years now, but I think my sis _might_ have forgiven me by now for ensuring that my niece’s first words were in cat. She meowed for weeks before realizing that hey, she could make human sounds, too!

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**Author:** ![RadicalPi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/radicalpi/32/9806_2.png) [@RadicalPi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadicalPi)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-word/541686/48 "2010-06-05T05:29:59Z")

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My first word was “no,” because I was always in trouble for something. To this day, I’m much more of a let’s-do-it-and-figure-out-why-it’s-stupid-after-we-have-all-the-data-because-maybe-it’s-not-really-stupid kind of person than I should be.

My younger sister’s first word was “RadicalPi,” or my real name anyway, curiously enough for the exact same reason. (My mother apparently said, “RadicalPi, no!” at least once every ten minutes for five years.)

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**Author:** ![Todderbob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@Todderbob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Todderbob)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-word/541686/49 "2010-06-05T05:32:00Z")

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“Oh, Shit!”

My mother was not amused, but had no one to blame but herself.

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-word/541686/50 "2010-06-05T19:45:06Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> Mom said that my first word was “Batman!!!”

That’s funny! My sister’s was the same. I and my brother always watched the show, so I guess that’s where she got it.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-word/541686/51 "2010-06-05T19:52:23Z")

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> [@Rysdad](#):
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> According to my mother: “Moon.”

Are you Tom Cullen?

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-word/541686/52 "2010-06-05T22:04:24Z")

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My daughter’s first word was “no,” complete with head-shake.

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**Author:** ![DivineComedienne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c67d28/32.png) [@DivineComedienne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DivineComedienne)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-word/541686/53 "2010-06-05T23:53:33Z")

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My son’s first intelligible word (that is, we could tell he was making a word as opposed to random sounds) was “tickle”. I used to play a game with him where I would tickle him under his chin, then behind his ear, then his tummy, foot, etc. while saying “tickle, tickle, tickle” (I know, unoriginal), and he said it back to me (although his version was “tick-a tick-a tick-a”.

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**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-word/541686/54 "2010-06-07T20:37:38Z")

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> [@belladonna](#):
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> “Shit”  
> My mom used to have a potty mouth.

Ditto.

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**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-word/541686/55 "2010-06-07T21:19:09Z")

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Don’t know about my own, but my daughter’s official first word was _Godzilla_.

One day during her pre-talk babble stage, I showed her our little green plastic monster, instructed her to say Godzilla, and was rewarded with a fine _gahzi_.

Unfortunately she wouldn’t repeat it for company, and ultimately decided to specialize in boring words such as _dada._

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**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-first-word/541686/56 "2010-06-08T03:11:22Z")

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> [@MOIDALIZE](#):
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> You could have just said “What’s wrong?”
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> But then again, you are overly verbose.

Hah! Thanks, I needed that. 🙂

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