# Your Gander is important to me **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 7, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-gander-is-important-to-me/200040 "2003-09-07T03:54:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-gander-is-important-to-me/200040/1 "2003-09-07T03:54:23Z")
So that I don’t unmistakenly make a fool of myself and/or put my foot in my mouth, please tell me … What kind of goose do you have? ---
**Author:** ![7\_up\_yours](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/919ad9/32.png) [@7\_up\_yours](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/7_up_yours)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-gander-is-important-to-me/200040/2 "2003-09-07T04:01:03Z")
One that lays golden eggs! ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-gander-is-important-to-me/200040/3 "2003-09-07T04:45:25Z")
I’m not sure what kind mine is, but yours is cooked, **Satisfying Andy Licious**! ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-gander-is-important-to-me/200040/4 "2003-09-07T04:45:29Z")
Actually, I have a gander. ---
**Author:** ![knock\_knock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/22d042/32.png) [@knock\_knock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knock_knock)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-gander-is-important-to-me/200040/5 "2003-09-07T04:56:42Z")
May I take a gander? ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-gander-is-important-to-me/200040/6 "2003-09-07T05:09:36Z")
My goose is cooked. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-gander-is-important-to-me/200040/7 "2003-09-07T05:11:51Z")
Oh, no. I didn’t read carefully. **lel** was way ahead of me. I feel so down. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-gander-is-important-to-me/200040/8 "2003-09-07T05:54:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lel \* > \*\*I’m not sure what kind mine is, but yours is cooked, **Satisfying Andy Licious**! \*\* What? Did I commit a fowl? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-gander-is-important-to-me/200040/9 "2003-09-07T05:55:45Z")
Yes, of the Claire-est kind. 😉 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-gander-is-important-to-me/200040/10 "2003-09-07T06:02:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \* > \*\*What? Did I commit a fowl? \*\* You know, this whole thread has had some pretty fowl language for MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-gander-is-important-to-me/200040/11 "2003-09-07T06:02:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \* > \*\*Yes, of the Claire-est kind. 😉 > > F\_X \*\* Well, there’s no telling what a cocky dude’ll do. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-gander-is-important-to-me/200040/12 "2003-09-07T10:01:39Z")
Can someone puh-leeze put a gaggle on **Satisfying Andy Licious**? These puns are really beginning to get my gander up. And FTR, my goose is none of your honkin’ business. ---
**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-gander-is-important-to-me/200040/13 "2003-09-07T10:31:04Z")
Oh geese, now you’ve gone and ruffled **Horseflesh** ’s feathers, **Andy**. I’m not down with that at all. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-gander-is-important-to-me/200040/14 "2003-09-07T11:40:50Z")
Why did you capitalize Gander? I thought you were talking about a town in Newfoundland. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-gander-is-important-to-me/200040/15 "2003-09-07T12:42:30Z")
I don’t have a personal goose, of course, but you can have all the damn Canada geese flying overhead, making all kinds of noise and leaving their little gifts all over the place. [curmudgeon]Damn geese![/curmudgeon] Robin ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-gander-is-important-to-me/200040/16 "2003-09-07T13:28:19Z")
I was born in Michigan, which makes me a Michigander – or actually (see other thread), a Michigoose. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-gander-is-important-to-me/200040/17 "2003-09-07T13:35:26Z")
This is starting to get me honked off. ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-gander-is-important-to-me/200040/18 "2003-09-07T13:46:00Z")
I am without gander; though my drake has delusions of grandeur. Does that count? ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-gander-is-important-to-me/200040/19 "2003-09-07T14:45:49Z")
My Gander? What slander! (Must be a mainlander.) ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-gander-is-important-to-me/200040/20 "2003-09-07T14:50:00Z")
Better duck; this is taking a tern for the worse. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-gander-is-important-to-me/200040.md?page=2)