# Your girlfriend thinks I'm hot. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 2, 2005, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187 "2005-11-02T23:04:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/21 "2005-11-03T06:22:46Z")
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I propose to show you that my client was driven to his act of violence–horrifying though it was–by the victim’s wearing of a tee-shirt that was so provocative that my client was unable to restrain his rage and forcibly removed the victim’s tee shirt, along with his head.” ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/22 "2005-11-03T07:10:42Z")
Saw a girl wearing a t-shirt that said, “You don’t know me, but your boyfriend does.” Skankiest woman I’ve ever seen in real life, too. Gigantic hair, full-on Braveheart-style mascara, five-inch nails, and hot pants on a decidedly not hot bod. This was at Disneyland. So I asked my boyfriend, “Do you know her?” He denied it. But then, who wouldn’t? ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/23 "2005-11-03T07:48:34Z")
> [@asterion](#): > > I knew someone who had an Onion t-shirt that said “Area Man” And that person RULES. ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/24 "2005-11-03T08:41:56Z")
A friend of mine has this one: Help Prevent Rape . . . ._Consent_. . . . I think it’s funny, but when we go out I prefer that he wears an old hockey jersey he hasn’t washed in three years. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/25 "2005-11-03T13:39:26Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Saw a girl wearing a t-shirt that said, “You don’t know me, but your boyfriend does.” Skankiest woman I’ve ever seen in real life, too. Gigantic hair, full-on Braveheart-style mascara, five-inch nails, and hot pants on a decidedly not hot bod. > > This was at Disneyland. > > So I asked my boyfriend, “Do you know her?” He denied it. But then, who wouldn’t? Hey, talk nice about Mom would ya? ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/26 "2005-11-03T13:50:04Z")
There’s a guy that comes into where my GF works, and wears this one: “I’ve eaten more pussy than cervical cancer.” I really want to smack that punk around. ---
**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/27 "2005-11-03T14:20:09Z")
I know a guy that has a pink t-shirt that says on the front “Keep laughing. This is your girlfriend’s shirt” ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/28 "2005-11-03T14:22:55Z")
Reminds me of a couple I saw on an old Mad magazine cartoon. I may not be remembering the exact events precisely, but it’s two nerdy losers at a party. Their shirts: “ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES” and “I’M COOL AND I GET GIRLS” For some reason, my husband and I found those hilarious and used those phrases for years. ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/29 "2005-11-03T15:31:58Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > her giant, stretch marked, spare tire hanging out the bottom of the ill fitting shirt and over her low rise jeans. I saw this same type with a T-shirt that read: It ain’t gonna lick itself! This was at a kiddie amusement park. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/30 "2005-11-03T16:01:33Z")
> [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > I saw a pink, mesh trucker hat in a resale shop once that said “Eat My Pussy.” I couldn’t imagine a girl actually wearing that. > > So I bought it for myself. 🙂 > > Happy, yet to find the right occasion to sport it Well, whatever you do, do not (and I cannot stress this enough), _do not_ wear this to the vet. Particularly if you’re taking in your extremely sick cat. ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/31 "2005-11-03T16:26:28Z")
While I kind of like funny, tasteless t-shirts, I would never actually wear one at my age. The last one I saw that really tempted me said, “I used to skinny-dip, but now I chunky-dunk.” I liked that one. I also saw an apron once that said, “Don’t fuck with the cook.” I liked that too. And I often laught at other people’s tasteless t-shirts – I’ve liked a lot of the ones on this thread, in fact. But I really hate those obnoxious “I’m so cute” ones. Like the one in the OP, or the one I just saw today (on a very average looking teenage girl) that said, “I’m cuter than your girlfriend.” And I hate the sexually inappropriate ones on young girls (“Porn Star” or “Easy”) on a t-shirt worn by a kid who looks 10 or 11. Ick. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/32 "2005-11-03T16:50:55Z")
Actually, the funniest t-shirts I’ve seen were worn by babies and toddlers. “Daddy drinks because I cry.” “I can kick your baby’s ass.” ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/33 "2005-11-03T17:10:05Z")
“Your girlfriend thinks I’m hot” I could imagine a pair of lesbians falling down laughing when they see a guy wearing that… I found a picture of a tramp stamp (tattoo across of the small of the lady’s back) reading “Daddy’s Girl”. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/34 "2005-11-03T17:38:03Z")
I came this close to buying a shirt that says, **Feminist Chicks Dig Me.** 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![SusanStoHelit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@SusanStoHelit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SusanStoHelit)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/35 "2005-11-03T19:17:00Z")
> [@ASterion](#): > > I knew someone who had an Onion t-shirt that said “Area Man” I don’t geddit. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/36 "2005-11-03T19:25:30Z")
CNN had a news/interest story running this morning on this very subject. Some outraged mom out there was saying she’s sorry she’d spent thousands of dollars at Abercrombie given these kinds of t-shirts that they are selling now. :rolleyes: Coincidence? :dubious: I think not. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/37 "2005-11-03T19:31:19Z")
> [@SusanStoHelit](#): > > I don’t geddit. It’s a joke that would be funny only to people who read the Onion a lot. They have a habit of running parody “human interest” stories with the phrase “Area man” in the headline. For example, “Area man astonished that girlfriend hasn’t seen Apocalypse now” or “Area man confounded by buffet procedure.” One of their most recent books is called _Fanfare for the Area Man._ > [@CynicalGabe quoting the Onion](#): > > Your local sports team sucks. I believe the shirt actually says “The sports team from my area is superior to the sports team from you area.” ---
**Author:** ![SusanStoHelit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@SusanStoHelit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SusanStoHelit)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/38 "2005-11-03T21:06:46Z")
> [@Larry Borgia](#): > > It’s a joke that would be funny only to people who read the Onion a lot. They have a habit of running parody “human interest” stories with the phrase “Area man” in the headline. For example, “Area man astonished that girlfriend hasn’t seen Apocalypse now” or “Area man confounded by buffet procedure.” One of their most recent books is called _Fanfare for the Area Man._ :smack: of course. Actually, I have read The Onion pretty regularly for about 6 years now. And I still didn’t get it. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/39 "2005-11-03T21:19:01Z")
> [@Mr. Moto](#): > > Actually, the funniest t-shirts I’ve seen were worn by babies and toddlers. > > “Daddy drinks because I cry.” > > “I can kick your baby’s ass.” I’m going to file these away with “Dingo Snack”. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/40 "2005-11-03T21:46:38Z")
> [@Jurph](#): > > I’m going to file these away with “Dingo Snack”. [This](http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=212) is one of my favorite baby t-shirts. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187.md?page=3)