# Your girlfriend thinks I'm hot. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 2, 2005, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187 "2005-11-02T23:04:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/41 "2005-11-03T22:01:31Z")
Access to this web page is restricted at this time. Reason: The Websense category “Tasteless” is filtered. I’ve really got to start looking at links before I click on them. ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/42 "2005-11-03T22:22:42Z")
> [@Sean Factotum](#): > > There’s a guy that comes into where my GF works, and wears this one: > “I’ve eaten more pussy than cervical cancer.” > > I really want to smack that punk around. Yuck! Makes you wonder how much cervical cancer he has eaten! ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/43 "2005-11-03T23:23:32Z")
> [@bluethree](#): > > Yuck! Makes you wonder how much cervical cancer he has eaten! Haha…someone needs to ask him that. ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/44 "2005-11-03T23:40:03Z")
Prefereably worn by really fat to moderately obese people, especially men… “I Beat Anorexia” Heres a pic of a guy wearing it [http://www.liquidfocus.com.au/albums/WeirdnWonderful/anorexia.sized.jpg](http://www.liquidfocus.com.au/albums/WeirdnWonderful/anorexia.sized.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/45 "2005-11-03T23:50:13Z")
Shameless plug: the greatest oodball/cool t-shirts in existence. Nice quality, all silkscreened, too. [Threadless](http://www.threadless.com/catalog). I just got my [Para Poppins](http://www.threadless.com/product/312/Para_Poppins) shirt this week. And I got a good friend the [Obi Wan Kerrist](http://www.threadless.com/product/311/Obi_Wan_Kerisst) for Christmas. Oh, and I really love my [Loch Ness Imposter](http://www.threadless.com/product/281/Loch_Ness_Imposter), too. Love to wear these somewhat offbeat things in my gym, to offset (and confuse) the expensive-designer-workout-ensemble types as well as the macho sports/beer t-shirt wearers. ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/46 "2005-11-04T04:00:16Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > CNN had a news/interest story running this morning on this very subject. Apparently, Fox 5 News at Ten ran a story on this tonight. I don’t watch Fox 5 News at Ten anymore, but I saw the teaser while watching _The OC_ and _Reunion_: they showed an Abercrombie storefront, and a well-endowed young woman sporting a “who needs brains when I have these” t-shirt. Heh. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/47 "2005-11-04T05:08:17Z")
> [@Larry Borgia](#): > > I believe the shirt actually says “The sports team from my area is superior to the sports team from you area.” The Onion did have shirts that said, “Your favorite band sucks.” ---
**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/48 "2005-11-04T05:09:37Z")
Some of these shirts mentioned are funny - like the Onion ones. But while normally I am not easily offended at all, the ones that joke about rape and stuff are not funny to me. That’s one sensitive issue I just don’t joke about - probably because I’m taking Human Sexuality and I’ve had to watch videos of rape victims and rapists etc. and they are super depressing. Threadless has some cool shirts. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/49 "2005-11-04T10:42:47Z")
I wish I had the guts to wear shirts like that in public. The only ones that go too far for me are the ones about rape (pretty much the only thing I’ve decided to never joke about, ever). I wonder if many people have gotten their asses kicked for wearing the [really bad ones](http://www.tshirthell.com/worsethanhell.shtml). Most or all of the people in my circle would figure that they couldn’t possibly be serious, but you never know… ---
**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187/50 "2005-11-04T14:20:18Z")
I know the shirts aren’t serious, but some are just tasteless. Even for someone like me who has a dirty mind and mouth - it’s my friends’ fault. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-girlfriend-thinks-im-hot/329187.md?page=2)