# Your heartbreak in 10 words or less **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 24, 2011, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-heartbreak-in-10-words-or-less/603937 "2011-11-24T01:11:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2011, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-heartbreak-in-10-words-or-less/603937/1 "2011-11-24T01:11:21Z")
“A guy, wearing a headset!..” “Oh, no! Leon Lett!” THE CATCH ---
**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Chitwood)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2011, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-heartbreak-in-10-words-or-less/603937/2 "2011-11-24T01:24:56Z")
Laettner. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck motherfucker fuck fuck motherfucker. ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2011, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-heartbreak-in-10-words-or-less/603937/3 "2011-11-24T02:12:40Z")
Jordan shoots over Ehlo, running permanently on ESPN. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2011, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-heartbreak-in-10-words-or-less/603937/4 "2011-11-24T03:08:51Z")
Chris Webber called time out at the worst possible time. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2011, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-heartbreak-in-10-words-or-less/603937/5 "2011-11-24T03:27:25Z")
Grady Little leaves Pedro in the game way too long. ---
**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2011, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-heartbreak-in-10-words-or-less/603937/6 "2011-11-24T03:59:52Z")
Girlfriend to china guy: Calling to tell you I got married today ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2011, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-heartbreak-in-10-words-or-less/603937/7 "2011-11-24T13:54:08Z")
> [@China\_Guy](#): > > Girlfriend to china guy: Calling to tell you I got married today Well, not sports-related but that really does suck. ☹ = heartbreak A couple more… “Breaking news: Len Bias found dead of suspected drug overdose” “There’s no time! There’s no time! What was he thinking!?” (LSU / Ole Miss a few years ago when Jefferson tried to run a spike play with :01 on the clock) ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2011, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-heartbreak-in-10-words-or-less/603937/8 "2011-11-24T17:18:14Z")
Wide right. ---
**Author:** ![Molesworth\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9dc877/32.png) [@Molesworth\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molesworth_2)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2011, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-heartbreak-in-10-words-or-less/603937/9 "2011-11-24T17:45:40Z")
McDermott caught behind from the bowling of Walsh. > **[WI vs AUS, West Indies tour of Australia 1992/93, 4th Test at Adelaide,...](https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/west-indies-tour-of-australia-1992-93-61905/australia-vs-west-indies-4th-test-63593/full-scorecard)** > > Get cricket scorecard of 4th Test, WI vs AUS, West Indies tour of Australia 1992/93 at Adelaide Oval dated January 23 - 26, 1993. ---
**Author:** ![Cumbrian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@Cumbrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumbrian)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-heartbreak-in-10-words-or-less/603937/10 "2011-11-24T19:15:54Z")
2nd Test - Lions Springboks 2009. Last minute loss. Fuck. FUCK. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2011, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-heartbreak-in-10-words-or-less/603937/11 "2011-11-25T00:28:44Z")
> [@Skammer](#): > > Grady Little leaves Pedro in the game way too long. “A little roller up along first…behind the bag…!” ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2011, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-heartbreak-in-10-words-or-less/603937/12 "2011-11-25T00:36:11Z")
Charles Smith misses…gets rebound, misses…rebound, misses…rebound, misses. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f08c70/32.png) [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Brother_Walker)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2011, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-heartbreak-in-10-words-or-less/603937/13 "2011-11-25T01:40:53Z")
In high school, my girlfriend slept with my best friend. I resigned my army commission because I wouldn’t play ball. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2011, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-heartbreak-in-10-words-or-less/603937/14 "2011-11-25T02:20:41Z")
Nick Anderson misses four free throws in a row. ---
**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2011, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-heartbreak-in-10-words-or-less/603937/15 "2011-11-25T03:11:31Z")
Mitch Williams pitches. Joe Carter wallops the ball Ninety-three is done. ---
**Author:** ![hazynlazy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@hazynlazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hazynlazy)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2011, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-heartbreak-in-10-words-or-less/603937/16 "2011-11-25T03:34:38Z")
The day I decided to be a Lions fan ---
**Author:** ![MentalGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MentalGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MentalGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2011, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-heartbreak-in-10-words-or-less/603937/17 "2011-11-25T03:38:07Z")
You can buy T-shirts around here right now that say “I still hate Laettner.” And that happened in '92. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2011, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-heartbreak-in-10-words-or-less/603937/18 "2011-11-25T03:42:58Z")
Super Bowl XXX- Game-throwing quarterback can rot in Hell. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2011, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-heartbreak-in-10-words-or-less/603937/19 "2011-11-25T04:51:16Z")
Steve Bartman’s fan interference ---
**Author:** ![Gleena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b3f665/32.png) [@Gleena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gleena)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2011, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-heartbreak-in-10-words-or-less/603937/20 "2011-11-25T04:57:45Z")
Konstantinov, Fetisov and Mnatsakanov’s chaufferred car crashed into a tree. ☹ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-heartbreak-in-10-words-or-less/603937.md?page=2)