# Your help needed to identify a K-Tel album

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-help-needed-to-identify-a-k-tel-album/29746>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 17, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-help-needed-to-identify-a-k-tel-album/29746 "2000-08-17T17:04:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Shadez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Shadez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadez)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2012, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-help-needed-to-identify-a-k-tel-album/29746/21 "2012-05-24T03:05:37Z")

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Huh. Never realized the song I was thinking of for years was “Beep beep”. Thanks - haven’t heard it in ages but I used to love it as a kid.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2012, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-help-needed-to-identify-a-k-tel-album/29746/22 "2012-05-24T03:41:16Z")

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> [@KneadToKnow](#):
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> ## Side A
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> ## Side B
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> ## Side C
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> ## Side D

Double album? I’m surprised - I remember KTel for really packing songs on to an album (tight grooves, easy skipping). Particularly since most of those songs are short anyway.

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2012, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-help-needed-to-identify-a-k-tel-album/29746/23 "2012-05-24T04:39:16Z")

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> [@Shadez](#):
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> Huh. Never realized the song I was thinking of for years was “Beep beep”. Thanks - haven’t heard it in ages but I used to love it as a kid.

amazing that it should be cited in two threads in such a short time  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15091186#post15091186](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15091186#post15091186)

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**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2012, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-help-needed-to-identify-a-k-tel-album/29746/24 "2012-05-24T08:09:48Z")

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Not only did I know this was “Goofy Gold”, I still own a copy on vinyl! Double album, only both albums are in a single sleeve (so don’t lose those inner liners!)

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**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2012, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-help-needed-to-identify-a-k-tel-album/29746/25 "2012-05-24T10:29:08Z")

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I have fond memories of watching endless K-Tel commercials on TV after school. The silly songs albums, truck driving songs with the CB radio fad, Polka Albums that even include the famous Beer Barrel Polka, musical gold.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2012, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-help-needed-to-identify-a-k-tel-album/29746/26 "2012-05-24T12:38:37Z")

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> [@lawoot](#):
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> Not only did I know this was “Goofy Gold”, I still own a copy on vinyl! Double album, only both albums are in a single sleeve (so don’t lose those inner liners!)

Reads post. Notes join date.

Dude!?!? Where were you when I needed you?

😉

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**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-help-needed-to-identify-a-k-tel-album/29746/27 "2012-05-25T01:38:06Z")

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Probably one of those cases where I just missed the thread initially. Sorry about that.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-help-needed-to-identify-a-k-tel-album/29746/28 "2012-05-25T13:21:31Z")

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> [@KneadToKnow](#):
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> Reads post. Notes join date.
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> Dude!?!? Where were you when I needed you?
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> 😉

Laughing maniacally at your frustration, I bet.

“It took twelve years, but **KneadToKnow** is finally mildly vexed. Muh-ha-ha-ha!”

At least that’s how it’s playing out in my head.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-help-needed-to-identify-a-k-tel-album/29746/29 "2012-05-25T13:58:51Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> “It took twelve years, but **KneadToKnow** is finally mildly vexed. Muh-ha-ha-ha!”

If sig lines were still in vogue here, I’d be using that one. 🙂

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**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-help-needed-to-identify-a-k-tel-album/29746/30 "2012-05-26T05:19:18Z")

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🙂

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**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2012, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-help-needed-to-identify-a-k-tel-album/29746/31 "2012-05-26T07:54:36Z")

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> [@Anamorphic](#):
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> Oh, I know that one! That’s “K-Tel’s Songs To Make Anamorphic Stab Himself In The Eye With An Icepick!”. Volume 2, I believe.

They really limited themselves with that title. I mean, who would buy Vol. 3?

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