# Your ideal Law & Order cast **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 24, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-law-order-cast/265803 "2004-09-24T01:56:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-law-order-cast/265803/21 "2004-09-24T22:29:19Z")
As my colleagues/roommates: Abbie Carmichael Jamie Ross Claire Kincaid Dr. Elizabeth Olivet I’m not saying we’d get a lot of law-enforcing done, but I don’t think I’d care. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-law-order-cast/265803/22 "2004-09-24T23:44:45Z")
> [@Ass For A Hat](#): > > Anyone want to agrue Olivet vs. Skoda? Olivet. I don’t like Skota at ALL. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-law-order-cast/265803/23 "2004-09-27T17:21:55Z")
> [@ArchiveGuy](#): > > As my colleagues/roommates: > > Abbie Carmichael > Jamie Ross > Claire Kincaid > Dr. Elizabeth Olivet > > I’m not saying we’d get a lot of law-enforcing done, but I don’t think I’d care. 😃 Olive. Oh, yeah, I’m there. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-law-order-cast/265803/24 "2004-09-27T17:24:01Z")
Olive **t**. ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-law-order-cast/265803/25 "2004-09-27T17:47:09Z")
Logan, Briscoe, Van Buren. Schiff, McCoy, Carmichael. Skoda. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-law-order-cast/265803/26 "2004-09-27T17:51:27Z")
I’m just waiting for Skoda to break into “Fugue for Tinhorns” from Guys and Dolls. Lenny can respond with “Be My Guest” and we fade to the first commerical. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-law-order-cast/265803/27 "2004-09-27T19:59:52Z")
Precinct: Kirsten Dunst Eliza Dushku Katie Holmes D.A.'s office: Angelina Jolie Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore 'Cos the lawyers have to be, you know, a little more mature . . . ---
**Author:** ![thwartme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@thwartme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thwartme)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-law-order-cast/265803/28 "2004-09-27T20:10:29Z")
I miss the old Capt. Cragen. Every once in a while he’d look at Mike and Max as if to say, “why are you still sitting in my office? aren’t you supposed to be investigating a case?” On SVU, he’s a little too dire. He’s gotta get away from pervs messing with kids and go bust some bag men or something. Breath of fresh air time for Donny. So, if we could get him back into a regular unit, he could call his old buddy Mike back from exile, and make him point man on a pairing with new-guy-to-us Joe Fontana. This team could feed their cases over to the office of D.A. Adam Schiff. Back from retirement to oust Branch by a narrow margin, Schiff is once again reigning in Jack McCoy the Crusader. Ably assisted by Junior Prosecutor and moral compass Jamie Ross, Jack finds no end of trouble making cases on the evidence brought in by loose-canon Logan and shady-past Fontana. All are occasionally given a dose of advice and reality by no-nonsense psychanalyst Emil Skoda. thwartme ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-law-order-cast/265803/29 "2004-09-28T00:21:04Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Oh, and for psychiatrist, I’d pick Skoda. If you drove a Skoda, you should see a psychiatrist. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-law-order-cast/265803.md?page=1)