# Your Ideal Primetime TV Weeknight Schedule

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-primetime-tv-weeknight-schedule/531056>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 2, 2010, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-primetime-tv-weeknight-schedule/531056 "2010-03-02T23:30:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-primetime-tv-weeknight-schedule/531056/1 "2010-03-02T23:30:35Z")

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Let’s give you the power to move all your favorite programs from whatever network they’re currently being mismanaged by to the night and hour of your choice from whatever starts your Prime Time until whenever it’s over.

This would be **Your Channel** so you wouldn’t even have to flip channels on that tiresome remote.

If you have to bring back dead shows that the fools cancelled before their time, in order to fill out the 20-25 hours in your weeknight slots, do it. Monday-Friday only. Let’s keep it real!

Fight the Power!

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-primetime-tv-weeknight-schedule/531056/2 "2010-03-03T02:15:14Z")

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Shouldn’t this be in Cafe Society?

M: Top Gear, Monday Night Football, WWE Raw\*  
T: Firefly (never saw it, but I loved Serenity), Behind the Music  
W: The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Tomorrow’s World  
Th: The Riches, [The Velvet Claw](http://www.nhbs.com/the_velvet_claw_a_natural_history_of_the_tefno_37142.html)  
F: Star Trek: TNG, Airwolf

\*don’t hate!

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-primetime-tv-weeknight-schedule/531056/3 "2010-03-03T04:19:22Z")

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Which nights are unimportant, but I’ll have four hours in my Prime Time each night.

Bones  
House  
Grey’s Anatomy  
\*TBD

Lie To Me  
Mentalist  
Medium  
\*TBD

Dexter  
Good Wife  
Weeds  
Nurse Jackie  
\*TBD

Breaking Bad  
Mad Men  
24  
Southland

Survivor  
Nova  
Sons of Anarchy  
Fringe

\*TBD = To Be Determined once the new schedules are out. No revivals or cancelled shows for me.

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**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-primetime-tv-weeknight-schedule/531056/4 "2010-03-03T12:43:04Z")

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How I Met Your Mother  
Big Bang Theory  
Scrubs - New episodes  
Scrubs - old episodes  
TBD

House  
Bones  
TBD

So You Think You Can Dance (2 hr dancing show)  
Iron Chef

SYTYCD (1 hr results show)  
Law & Order SVU  
Law & Order (original)

Fridays would have boring shows on so I’m encouraged to get my errands run

Saturday would have all-day marathons of various shows I love. Some would be guilty pleasures, like America’s Next Top Model, some would be shows from my youth (how cool would an all day Boy Meets World marathon be?), some would be shows-that-aren’t-on-the-air-anymore, like Pop-Up Video and Press Your Luck.

Sunday would be football or baseball (depending on the season), followed by my own version of Animation Domination.  
Simpsons  
Family Guy  
Futurama  
Daria  
Ren & Stimpy  
The Angry Beavers

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-primetime-tv-weeknight-schedule/531056/5 "2010-03-03T13:40:42Z")

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Moved IMHO --\> Cafe Society.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-primetime-tv-weeknight-schedule/531056/6 "2010-03-03T13:51:56Z")

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When you say “bring back dead shows”, do you mean I can make them create new episodes of the shows? Or will they just be reruns of existing episodes?

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-primetime-tv-weeknight-schedule/531056/7 "2010-03-03T15:50:22Z")

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> [@Justin\_Credible](#):
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> When you say “bring back dead shows”, do you mean I can make them create new episodes of the shows? Or will they just be reruns of existing episodes?

Be your own Network Executive. Since this is not apt to take place until we have to start paying by the minute, just treat it as a Fantasy Situation.

As for shows that should still be running with new episodes at least once a week,

I’d have to have

The Sopranos  
Deadwood  
The Unit  
365/24 (the expanded 24)  
Boston Legal  
But be your own boss. Make TV matter.

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**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-primetime-tv-weeknight-schedule/531056/8 "2010-03-03T17:08:36Z")

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Monday is comedy night:

Simpsons  
Family Guy  
Big Bang Theory  
Seinfeld  
Community  
The Dick Van Dyke Show

Tuesday Dramas:  
Life  
Magnum PI  
NCIS

Wed Sci-Fi:  
Buffy  
Firefly  
V (the new one)  
That’s all I got, I’ll go read a book Thu through Sun. 😃

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-primetime-tv-weeknight-schedule/531056/9 "2010-03-03T19:18:37Z")

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Alright, Monday-Sunday 8-11. I know you said Monday through Friday, but since I’m the executive, I make the calls now. 😃

Monday: Dexter, House, 24

Tuesday: V, Firefly, Rome

Wednesday: New Amsterdam, Lost, Human Target

Thursday: The Office (with a new staff of writers), 30 Rock, Arrested Development, some new comedy show that I will greenlight later, and a one hour Jay Leno variety show (with Headlines)

Friday: Monk, Psych, Burn Notice

Saturday: A new Twlight Zone series, a new Outer Limits, and new episodes of MST3K

Sunday: Simpsons (ditto a new staff of writers), King of the Hill, Futurama, American Dad, Mission Hill, Home Movies. All new episodes.

Conan gets The Tonight Show at 11:35, Craig Ferguson afterwards at 12:35, and Jimmy Kimmel at 1:35. Various older sitcom reruns after that. On weekends, reruns of Carson’s Tonight Show will broadcast from 11:35 onward.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-primetime-tv-weeknight-schedule/531056/10 "2010-03-03T19:27:42Z")

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Like your style there, **Justin Credible**. Might even come over to your place some night for a break from my fare.

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**Author:** ![Kiros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/439d5e/32.png) [@Kiros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiros)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-primetime-tv-weeknight-schedule/531056/11 "2010-03-03T19:38:56Z")

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Monday: Chuck, Psych  
Tuesday: House, Castle  
Wednesday: Leverage, White Collar  
Thursday: 24, Burn Notice  
Friday: Eureka, Glee  
Saturday: Movie Night! Rotate through a mix of genres, but always something good every week.  
Sunday: How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy, American Dad, Archer, Mad Men

That’s from 8-10pm every weeknight. From 10 to 11 during the week, we would have the Daily Show and the Colbert Report, five nights a week instead of four, and live instead of recorded. Sticking to shows that currently exist keeps me from having to get my time machine going to get the cast, crew, and writers from Sports Night, The West Wing, Firefly, Boston Legal, and Babylon 5 back together.

Of course, I would then proceed to DVR that entire schedule and watch it after whatever live sporting events are on that evening, or when I get back from the bar, or the next day after work while I am making dinner, or whenever else I am generally free.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-primetime-tv-weeknight-schedule/531056/12 "2010-03-03T19:42:47Z")

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> [@Kiros](#):
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> Of course, I would then proceed to DVR that entire schedule and watch it after whatever live sporting events are on that evening, or when I get back from the bar, or the next day after work while I am making dinner, or whenever else I am generally free.

True dat. Heaven on Earth as we know it.

Thing is, we do pretty much that nowadays, since Thursday here is overrun with decent shows and Wednesday just plain sucks.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-primetime-tv-weeknight-schedule/531056/13 "2010-03-17T20:18:24Z")

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Definitely having to hit the wayback machine to fill this schedule; there’s not a whole lot of TV which I care to watch.

Monday

- Top Gear
- Monday Night Football

Tuesday

- Futurama
- Mythbusters
- Dirty Jobs

Wednesday

- Pushing Daisies
- Leverage
- White Collar

Thursday

- Firefly
- test pattern \*
- Castle

Friday

- Star Trek: TNG
- Stargate: SG-1
- Battlestar Galactica

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  - Thursdays from 8pm-9pm CT, my wife has the DVR monopolized by recording both “Supernatural” and “Fringe”. It doesn’t matter _what_ I put on at that time…I’d never get to see it!

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-primetime-tv-weeknight-schedule/531056/14 "2010-03-17T22:14:36Z")

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I guess it should be obvious that being a network programming type is no easy job. We couldn’t even please seven people with our requirements for “good TV” and we haven’t even scratched the surface of all that’s being offered.

Maybe some bold individual will set up a poll to see how many of our “must see” items would pass muster with other Dopers.

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**Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-primetime-tv-weeknight-schedule/531056/15 "2010-03-17T22:53:23Z")

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Night of the week doesn’t matter to me. Also, I’d have to resurrect dead shows, 'cause I don’t watch enough new TV.

1. Breaking Bad, Damages, Lost, Mad Men

2. Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Community, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

3. The Sopranos, The Wire, The Shield, Deadwood

4. Newsradio, The Larry Sanders Show, Mr. Show, Strangers With Candy, The Office (US), Curb Your Enthusiasm

5. Top Chef, House, The Amazing Race, Dexter

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**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-primetime-tv-weeknight-schedule/531056/16 "2010-03-17T23:21:21Z")

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House  
Bones  
Scrubs  
Hill Street Blues  
Northern Exposure  
Lie to Me  
Firefly  
BSG  
Farscape  
…and I’m sure I’m forgetting something…

Oooh, ST:TNG! Yes.

And the Adult Swim Lineup would have only the GOOD stuff, and not the junk they’ve been replaying lately, yuck. And it’d be every night!  
So…

Samurai Champloo  
Cowboy Bebop  
ATHF  
Venture Brothers  
Metalacolypse  
Family Guy/American Dad

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**Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-primetime-tv-weeknight-schedule/531056/17 "2010-03-17T23:36:57Z")

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It’s probably a good thing I’m not in charge of the programming, or I’d sit around watching TV all week and have no life.  
**Monday**  
House  
Chuck  
The Big Bang Theory  
Weeds  
Psych

**Tuesday**  
Firefly  
Battlestar Galactica  
Fringe  
Eureka

**Wednesday**

Castle  
Bones  
The Mentalist  
Burn Notice

**Thursday**

Dark Angel  
Supernatural  
Terminator - The Sarah Connor Chronicles  
True Blood

**Friday**

Star Trek - Deep Space 9  
Heroes (with the writers from the 1st season)  
Dollhouse  
Merlin

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**Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-ideal-primetime-tv-weeknight-schedule/531056/18 "2010-03-17T23:44:45Z")

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My prime time 8-11pm

Monday:  
House  
24  
Daily Show  
Colbert Report  
Tuesday:  
Simpsons  
Family Guy  
Seinfeld  
Arrested Development  
Daily Show  
Colbert Report

Wednesday:  
V  
Heroes  
Daily Show  
Colbert Report

Thursday:  
Justice  
X-Files (with Mulder and Scully)  
Daily Show  
Colbert Report

Friday:  
Law & Order (with ADA one of the hot chicks, McCoy, Angie Harmond, Zombie Orbach, Detective Green, Ice-T, and Munch [My all time favorite L&O cast])  
Iron Chef (original Japanese version with english dubbing)  
Daily Show  
Colbert Report
