# your inner voice **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 14, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-inner-voice/201616 "2003-09-14T21:24:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-inner-voice/201616/1 "2003-09-14T21:24:42Z")
What’s your inner voice saying to you right now? Mine’s saying, “Damn, I want some BBQ ribs tonight”. ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-inner-voice/201616/2 "2003-09-14T21:41:03Z")
“You gotta stop reading the SDMB and clean up the kitchen now.” ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-inner-voice/201616/3 "2003-09-14T23:26:42Z")
Which one? ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-inner-voice/201616/4 "2003-09-14T23:39:03Z")
Mine’s saying, “Let it go.” because I am trying to not obsess about someone right now. ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-inner-voice/201616/5 "2003-09-14T23:41:43Z")
Look into my eyes… you are feeling sleepy. Just close your eyes for a minute and everything’ll be morning. That’s it, just one mo ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-inner-voice/201616/6 "2003-09-15T00:23:25Z")
“I’m Jake the Peg, tweedle-tweedle-tweedle-tweedle-dum, with an extra leg tweedle-tweedle-tweedle-tweedle-dum…” ---
**Author:** ![Husker\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Husker\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Husker_Dude)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-inner-voice/201616/7 "2003-09-15T01:01:10Z")
‘‘Kill him, kill him, kill him. Shoot him in the face and make for the mountain pass with the loot. Don’t worry about the taxidermist’s wife, she’s afraid of heights. They’ll never find you, you’re too clever, you’re too pretty and you’re too smart.’’ ---
**Author:** ![Nickel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Nickel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nickel)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-inner-voice/201616/8 "2003-09-15T01:02:55Z")
The one on my left sholder is saying “One more beer won’t hurt, you don’t have to get up for work until 4:30.” The one on my right sholder is saying “It’s only 9:00, one more, but thats IT.” ---
**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-inner-voice/201616/9 "2003-09-15T01:16:37Z")
Am I going to regret qutting my job tomorrow? ---
**Author:** ![Sinshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Sinshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinshine)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-inner-voice/201616/10 "2003-09-15T01:20:00Z")
Do I **have** to keep studying tonight? Do I **have** to go to work on Tuesday? oh, and **j66** , good luck! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-inner-voice/201616/11 "2003-09-15T01:21:16Z")
I am the LUCKIEST woman on the face of the earth. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-inner-voice/201616/12 "2003-09-15T01:26:56Z")
Mine’s muttering about food and wishing the cupboards weren’t bare… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-inner-voice/201616/13 "2003-09-15T01:35:59Z")
**TACOS!** ---
**Author:** ![BethCro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cdc98d/32.png) [@BethCro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BethCro)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-inner-voice/201616/14 "2003-09-15T01:37:13Z")
Mine is telling me to stay in Oklahoma and not go back to England. I think it is probably quite right, so am trying to confuse it into silence with vast quantities of gin & tonic and Carnivale on HBO. Bear in mind Carnivale is being watched thru ‘tv snow’ as I don’t legally get HBO. Now inner voice wants HBO. Sheesh. Inner voices do not understand the complexities of making a flat sellable, packing up 17 years of life, and the fact that a job would have to be found in Tulsa, which is damn near impossible. My inner voice is a whining child … just when I’m about to fall asleep, it starts shouting for attention. Bring on the gin!!! ---
**Author:** ![7\_up\_yours](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/919ad9/32.png) [@7\_up\_yours](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/7_up_yours)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-inner-voice/201616/15 "2003-09-15T01:41:47Z")
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. ---
**Author:** ![BethCro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cdc98d/32.png) [@BethCro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BethCro)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-inner-voice/201616/16 "2003-09-15T01:48:34Z")
Yes, **7 up** , good point. I should go home to London to look after my cats, I’ve been told they’ve been missing me. ---
**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-inner-voice/201616/17 "2003-09-15T02:15:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*I am the LUCKIEST woman on the face of the earth. \*\* I hope I feel that way in two weeks … or even tomorrow afternoon. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-inner-voice/201616/18 "2003-09-15T02:22:03Z")
“You driveling idiot, get yer ass of the computer chair and into that Economics lecture!” ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-inner-voice/201616/19 "2003-09-15T02:27:52Z")
Can’t… scratch… cut… _But it itches, precious…_ No, no, can’t scratch… _But we wants to, precious…_ It’ll never heal… _Just a teeny little scratchy, precious. It itches so…_ I used to find the whole Gollum voice upsetting, but I find we gets used to it over time, don’t we, precious? ---
**Author:** ![Ryle\_Dup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ryle\_Dup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryle_Dup)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-inner-voice/201616/20 "2003-09-15T04:32:50Z")
“Screw the consequences, we needa go to New York, right goddamn _now!_” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-inner-voice/201616.md?page=2)