# Your "instant boner" actors/actresses in character **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 1, 2013, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324 "2013-07-01T06:59:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Boggette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/858c86/32.png) [@Boggette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boggette)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324/41 "2013-07-01T17:21:15Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > I agree, yet not sexy at all in the nude pics I’ve seen of him. (A serious case of Noacetol [pron. ‘no-ass-at-all’] Syndrome when unclothed.) Forgive me, but where did you see these??? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324/42 "2013-07-01T17:28:07Z")
> [@Boggette](#): > > Forgive me, but where did you see these??? You can just google it, or go to the free (and safe) site [superherofan.net - superherofan Resources and Information.](http://superherofan.net/gallery) and find him alphabetically (by first name). ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324/43 "2013-07-01T17:42:20Z")
Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman in Batman Returns. Meee-yowza. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324/44 "2013-07-01T18:04:33Z")
Monica Belluci in the Matrix Reloaded. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324/45 "2013-07-01T18:21:26Z")
[Jennifer Connelly in The Rocketeer](http://whysoblu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Jennifer-Connelly-The-Rocketeer-promo3.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324/46 "2013-07-01T18:39:06Z")
Catherine Zeta-Jones as Velma Kelly in Chicago. Oddly I find her relatively meh in everything else. Attractive to be sure, but not as over the top fuhgeddaboutit as in that film. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324/47 "2013-07-01T18:49:15Z")
> [@FuriousGeorge](#): > > Catherine Zeta-Jones as Velma Kelly in Chicago. > > Oddly I find her relatively meh in everything else. Attractive to be sure, but not as over the top fuhgeddaboutit as in that film. Did you see her at the Oscars this year? She reprised Velma during the musical portion (I’d link but slow connection). Still hot. ---
**Author:** ![Ludy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Ludy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludy)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324/48 "2013-07-01T18:51:17Z")
> [@Mister\_Rik](#): > > Have you ever been watching some TV show or movie for the first time, and a particular character comes onscreen … and just punches every sexual button you have the moment you see them? > > Me? Billie Piper as Rose Tyler in the 2005 Doctor Who: > > [http://withfriendship.com/images/g/31984/otheri-am-rose-tyler.jpg](http://withfriendship.com/images/g/31984/otheri-am-rose-tyler.jpg) > > Oh. My Goodness. The still photos don’t do her justice. But the _instant_ I laid eyes on her it was like nothing could ever improve on _this_. Now, I’ve never seen her in any other context. I’m aware that she’s also a recording artist, and has been in other shows. I’ve only seen her in Doctor Who. You should check out Secret Diary of a Call Girl. It’s a British series where she plays, you guessed it, a call girl. ---
**Author:** ![Yodalicious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yodalicious/32/8195_2.png) [@Yodalicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yodalicious)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324/49 "2013-07-01T18:51:30Z")
> [@Morbo](#): > > [Jennifer Connelly in The Rocketeer](http://whysoblu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Jennifer-Connelly-The-Rocketeer-promo3.jpg) Oh. My. God. YES! ---
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324/50 "2013-07-01T18:54:53Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Did you see her at the Oscars this year? She reprised Velma during the musical portion (I’d link but slow connection). Still hot. Yeah I did.. and Velma had the same effect. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324/51 "2013-07-01T19:08:21Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Misha Collins in _Supernatural_ > > Sean Maher in _Firefly_ in that same vein, there is just something about Alan Tudyk as Hoban “Wash” Washburne in Firefly, but in other movies he is just a big goof ball. ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324/52 "2013-07-01T19:10:47Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > Monica Belluci in the Matrix Reloaded. Seconded.. oddly, not in any other context, though. > [@FuriousGeorge](#): > > Catherine Zeta-Jones as Velma Kelly in Chicago. See, for me its _Zorro_ for her. In _Chicago_, notsomuch.. ---
**Author:** ![GoodOmens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@GoodOmens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GoodOmens)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324/53 "2013-07-01T19:26:57Z")
> [@Mister\_Rik](#): > > Have you ever been watching some TV show or movie for the first time, and a particular character comes onscreen … and just punches every sexual button you have the moment you see them? > > Me? Billie Piper as Rose Tyler in the 2005 Doctor Who: Oh, sweet Lord, yes. So many shots of her running. In those jeans. From behind. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324/54 "2013-07-01T19:31:38Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > in that same vein, there is just something about Alan Tudyk as Hoban “Wash” Washburne in Firefly, but in other movies he is just a big goof ball. Even though I’m gay, his scenes with Zoe somehow make him hotter to me. There was real chemistry between those two actors. ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324/55 "2013-07-01T19:34:44Z")
It’s funny. I get this reaction from Jeri Ryan (7 of 9, Star Trek: Voyager). But the logical half of my brain knew I was being shamelessly manipulated by UPN for ratings purposes. So I disliked her character because of this. Torn between two opposites. Curse these hormones! ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324/56 "2013-07-01T19:36:31Z")
All good choices, especially Maggie Gylenhaal in Secretary. But my personal fave: Liza Minelli in Cabaret, in that little one-piece leather low-cut hot pants thing. Yow. ---
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324/57 "2013-07-01T20:07:42Z")
> [@gonzoron](#): > > > [@FuriousGeorge](#): > > > > Catherine Zeta-Jones as Velma Kelly in Chicago. > > See, for me its _Zorro_ for her. In _Chicago_, notsomuch.. It’s the era and the style… Renee Zellwegger was relatively boner inducing in _ **Chicago** _ and you could’ve charged 6 bucks a carload and shown the movie on her forehead . ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324/58 "2013-07-01T20:17:46Z")
> [@dnooman](#): > > Salma Hayek… Her scene in ‘Dusk till Dawn’ was simply breathtaking. > [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > Monica Belluci in the Matrix Reloaded. Yes, she was stunning. > [@picker](#): > > Kaylee in Firefly. Not only gorgeous, but the character I want to marry. ---
**Author:** ![FrancisCastle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b4bc9f/32.png) [@FrancisCastle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FrancisCastle)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324/59 "2013-07-01T20:26:54Z")
Jason Statham in The Transporter series of films. Well, pretty much any movie he’s in, but I just like his character Frank. I would do anything for that man! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324/60 "2013-07-01T20:29:00Z")
Jodi Foster in [The Brave One.](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0476964/) Yes. I know. Shut up. Holly Hunter in [Saving Grace.](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0830900/?ref_=sr_1) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-instant-boner-actors-actresses-in-character/662324.md?page=4)