# Your irreverent baby

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-irreverent-baby/346881>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 3, 2006, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-irreverent-baby/346881 "2006-03-03T09:21:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![HubZilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@HubZilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HubZilla)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-irreverent-baby/346881/1 "2006-03-03T09:21:48Z")

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I sometimes have too much fun with my camera. Show us your pics and let’s see what bad parents we are:

[She wanted something cold](http://www.dulcemichaelanya.com/100_7507-iC.jpg) (9 months old)

[Know when to say when](http://www.dulcemichaelanya.com/100_7511-iC.jpg) (9 months)

[This is not cool, mmmkay?](http://www.dulcemichaelanya.com/sieg%20heil.jpg) (8 months)

[What is Daddy teaching me?](http://www.dulcemichaelanya.com/100_3489.jpg) (5 months)

[She’ll disown Daddy over this pic](http://www.dulcemichaelanya.com/AnyaFMisch.jpg) (2 months)

[What did we say about playing with knives?](http://www.dulcemichaelanya.com/anya_kaos.jpg) (10 months)  
(the only photoshopped one)

(From my baby Anya’s [web page](http://www.dulcemichaelanya.com/anya.htm))

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-irreverent-baby/346881/2 "2006-03-03T10:23:37Z")

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Well, I’m a [bad](http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e260/dogbutler/Picture045.jpg) pet owner.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-irreverent-baby/346881/3 "2006-03-03T17:55:37Z")

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Toddlers are so cute when they’re drunk.

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**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-irreverent-baby/346881/4 "2006-03-03T18:18:48Z")

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Thats the cutest baby I’ve ever seen.

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-irreverent-baby/346881/5 "2006-03-03T18:39:57Z")

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I’m sorry, that’s just offensive.

You gave your baby a Budweiser? A Bud?

You know about those horses and how they “really” make that swill, don’t you?

Goodness, at least get her some real beer…

😃

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**Author:** ![BlueKangaroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@BlueKangaroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueKangaroo)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-irreverent-baby/346881/6 "2006-03-03T22:08:06Z")

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> [@HubZilla](#):
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> [She’ll disown Daddy over this pic](http://www.dulcemichaelanya.com/AnyaFMisch.jpg) (2 months)

Nah. Seeing as she’s a smart one, by definition, she’ll simply wait to produce it at just the right time. Like when you’re pushing her to have kids of her own…  
😉

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**Author:** ![LiveOnAPlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@LiveOnAPlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOnAPlane)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-irreverent-baby/346881/7 "2006-03-03T22:29:27Z")

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> [@HubZilla](#):
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> …  
> [What is Daddy teaching me?](http://www.dulcemichaelanya.com/100_3489.jpg) (5 months)  
> …)

She’s saying you’re #1! 😉

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-irreverent-baby/346881/8 "2006-03-03T22:55:54Z")

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Bad dog parent:

Mardis Gras!!  
\<a href=“[http://photobucket.com](http://photobucket.com)” target="\_blank"\>\<img src=“[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/suzette100/misc%20lj%20pics/mardigrasamos.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/suzette100/misc%20lj%20pics/mardigrasamos.jpg)” border=“0” alt=“Image hosting by Photobucket”\>\</a\>

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-irreverent-baby/346881/9 "2006-03-03T22:57:17Z")

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Whoa. Sorry 'bout that.

Bad dog parent.

Mardis Gras dog!!  
[![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/suzette100/misc%20lj%20pics/mardigrasamos.jpg) ](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/suzette100/misc%20lj%20pics/mardigrasamos.jpg)

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**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-irreverent-baby/346881/10 "2006-03-03T23:03:38Z")

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> [@HubZilla](#):
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> [She’ll disown Daddy over this pic](http://www.dulcemichaelanya.com/AnyaFMisch.jpg) (2 months)

That one is hysterical. I wonder if I can reproduce it with my cats.

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**Author:** ![HubZilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@HubZilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HubZilla)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-irreverent-baby/346881/11 "2006-03-03T23:41:21Z")

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> [@lisacurl](#):
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> That one is hysterical. I wonder if I can reproduce it with my cats.

You’ll probably want to cut out the other side of the box and lay it on top. They don’t react too well to be stuffed in boxes.

**Mr Bus Guy** ,LOL! I’m a Killians & Sam Adams man, but those don’t come in cans. You need to appreciate the lengths I went through to find a single can of beer (since I wasn’t going to EVER use a six-pack of Bud).

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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-irreverent-baby/346881/12 "2006-03-03T23:51:54Z")

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> [@BoBettie](#):
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> Whoa. Sorry 'bout that.
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> Bad dog parent.
> 
> Mardis Gras dog!!  
> [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/suzette100/misc%20lj%20pics/mardigrasamos.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/suzette100/misc%20lj%20pics/mardigrasamos.jpg)

It would’ve been better if she’d been flashing her boobs.

E.

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**Author:** ![HubZilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@HubZilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HubZilla)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-irreverent-baby/346881/13 "2006-03-04T01:29:27Z")

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> [@Elza B](#):
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> It would’ve been better if she’d been flashing her boobs.
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> E.

_Hubzilla eyes his daughter playing innocently with a bead necklace…_